23rd March 2010

• Was Kathy allowed to put that washing on???
• When did Robert get that job?
• Grrrrrr. Helen gets angry.

Was Kathy allowed to put that washing on???

We never heard Kenton’s reply. We must be told!

What a plonker Kenton is. Fancy taking Jim along on a rare night out with Kathy.

He’d just better watch out – he’s not exactly doing anything to keep Kathy interested.


When did Robert get that job?

I must have missed that bit – but Robert hasn’t popped up anywhere else doing odd-jobs lately, so it was a surprise to hear he’s doing Jim’s shelves.

Steady Eddie. You may feel he diddled you, but you were never exactly the right man for the job. And feel grateful you don’t have to deal with Jim!


Grrrrrr. Helen gets angry.

Which can’t be good when trying for a baby. Though we don’t know yet if she’s able (and if they’re willing to give her the chance).

Kate is being a bit of an arse in dishing out the life advice. Wonder who she’s going to ‘tell’ next ...

28th Jan 2010

• Susan’s family legacy about to bite her on the bottom?
• Just spit it out!
• Whacking them on doesn’t suggest quality, my friend

Susan’s family legacy about to bite her on the bottom?

Just what is Susan getting set-up for?

Jim’s buys the house Susan brother Clive had set fire to, so, naturally, everyone starts talking about him again.

Will this lead to problems for Susan? Criminal record disbarring her from continuing to work at the Village Shop?

Just spit it out

We’re not on tenterhooks anymore Annette – that’s about the 5th time you’ve ‘almost’ told Helen about your shenanigans with Leon.

You’ll give yourself an ulcer if you don’t let it all out. Or, you could just move ...


Whacking them on doesn’t suggest quality, my friend

Nice try Eddie – I do applaud your sales technique, especially turning a ‘no’ into a ‘maybe’ (albeit for another piece of work).

But, the game was up when you mentioned that you’d ‘whack them on straight’.

Ah well. Enjoy the free pint.

25th Jan 2010

• Burns Night: where was Jazzer?!?
• At least Helen didn’t lock Annette up in her flat/attic/cupboard/car boot …
• Commence the farce that will become Jim’s new shelving

Burns Night: where was Jazzer?!?

It’s not obligatory, but after Jazzer’s contribution to the Antony Gormley Ambridge Plinth’s was playing the bagpipes (Ah! – I get it – it’s because he’s Scottish), I expected some sort of haggis/whisky/Burns’ love poetry combo rear attack by Jazzer on Fallon.

Or is that done and dusted, never to be muttered over a pint of Shires again?

If so – what’s Tom going to think and talk about?

At least Helen didn’t lock Annette up in her flat/attic/cupboard/car boot ...

Not sure if there is still time and opportunity for Helen to stop Annette from having an abortion, but they passed the first hurdle without Helen making any murmurings.

Has she stopped thinking about having a baby through Annette? Is she thinking about ways she can have her own? Did she find one (for a very reasonable price) on ebay?

Commence the farce that will become Jim’s new shelving

You gotta love Joe’s loyalty to his son Eddie – but taking on anything with/ for Jim is never a straight forward task.

Prediction: it all goes bottoms up, with Eddie subsequently unable to get to the pub because he’ll be spotted from Jim’s window.

Ah well. There’s always the cider in the shed.