The horse REALLY was injured. Honest. – Mon 20.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 20th May 2013

• Matt’s trying to trip up Lilian
• The horse ambulance had to be called!
• The last calf to be born at Bridge Farm?
• Alice is glad she stayed, Chris avoids the washing up
• Party at Shula and Alistair’s!
• Jonathan’s dumped Helen?

Tom is definitely dumped: Thurs 11.04.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 11th April 2013

• Paul’s apologetic
• Alice keeps her job
• Brenda finally sleeps in a different room

Maurice gives relationship advice: Mon 08.03.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 8th April 2013

• The Curse of Borchester Life
• Maurice on relationships
• The chicken shed AND the church organ are broken
• The chickens to go?
• Alice to go?

Ifty kisses Elizabeth: Thurs 04.04.14 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 4th April 2013

• Ifty and Elizabeth get close … then not
• Kathy and Pat have a girls night out
• Jamie’s still working
• Pat’s hesitancy might make Tom go elsewhere
• Alice and Chris decide about Canada

Helen makes gratin, and sides with Tom: Mon 01.04.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 1st April 2013

• Tony’s feeling positive
• Helen defends Tom … and agrees with him?
• Chris wants outside
• Henry is a handful
• April Fools’
• Helen made gratin
• Jonathan’s already stood Helen up
• Underage drinking at the Lower Loxley Easter Fayre

Alice wants to go, Jennifer won’t let her: Fri 29.03.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 29th March 2013

• Success is a full fridge
• Brenda’s at work on Good Friday
• James is 40 tomorrow
• Amy has a cracking flat
• The Easter Walk
• Ruairi got a HUGE Easter egg
• Alice wants to go
• Lilian’s looking well

Some bloke fancies Helen!: Mon 25.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Monday 25th March 2013

• Chris is home, surrounded by cards
• Why was Tom “scrubbed up”?
• Cheesestraw excited by Cheese
• Tom’s just misunderstood?
• Helen gets picked up
• Brenda Vs Lilian, round 899538922783 (prt 2)
• Emma’s kids are artists

Will no-one think of Anna’s piano lessons!!!: Sun 17.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 17th March 2013

• Darrell (doesn’t) wish death on Chris
• Pip warms up a lamb
• Chris isn’t a corpse
• Chris reckons it’s Chris’ fault
• Elona heaps the pressure onto Darrell

Chris being hurt is all about Alice: Fri 15.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Friday 15th March 2013

• Alice just thinks of Alice
• Darrell has a sack truck
• Darrell has the key
• Alice still to go to Canada?

Josh and Ben make Yorkshire pudding: Sun 10.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 10th March 2013

• Mother’s Day at Brookfield
• Brian’s already thinking about Chris dying …

FINALLY Brenda gives Tom what for: Fri 08.03.12 #thearchers

The Archers Friday 8th March 2013

• Ben and Josh has Mother’s Day plans
• Alice is home
• Tom couldn’t’ even be ars*d buying salad
• Freddie talks to Ifty
• A maths trail. What fun!

Alice is leaving on a jet plane: Sun 03.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 3rd March 2013

• Alice doesn’t know how to pack a shirt
• Chris doesn’t kiss Alice goodbye
• Tom infuriates Brenda
• Brookfield’s paddocks are ruined
• When is a farm cottage not in a farm?
• Josh to inherit Brookfield

Alice is off to Canada*: Fri 01.03.13

*for the interview

The Archers Friday 1st March 2013

• Alice and Pip are such girls!
• Anne Franks’ house
• Alice makes her choice
• The Tractor project begins
• Just tell Pip to move out!
• Why are Ambridge residents turning bad?

Canada, Llamas and chipped skirting boards: Sun 24.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 24th February 2013

• Why can’t Alice be happy with her lot?
• Is Wolfgang missed?
• Lynda’s being outrageously blinkered
• Brian chipped the skirting board
• What did Neil nearly sit on?
• Susan’s crying, Brian’s gung-ho

Alice has an interview in Canada: Thurs 21.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Thursday 21st February 2013

• Eddie has a patio to quote for
• Clarrie makes cracking soup
• Pat’s not full of holiday cheer
• Helen’s affecting Ed and Emma’s marriage
• Paul’s got a flat in Felpersham
• Alice has a shocker for Chris
• Jazzer wants to rip off a nice, old widow

Alice has an interview for Canada: Mon 18.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Monday 18th February 2013 #thearchers

• The Chris Cater Borchester Life edition
• Alice has a secret interview
• Fallon moved in on Sunday
• Easter means a slump in chocolate sales
• Alice apologises

Will's 30th birthday: Sun 10.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 10th February 2013

• Will got a knife but didn’t give a penny
• Alice’s moaning about her job (again)
• Clarrie speaks!
• Ed gives Will a present
• All’s well in Chris’ world
• Clarrie tries to make Ed and Will hug

Pusscat and Tiger back to normal? : Thurs 31.01.13 #thearchers

The Archers Thursday 31st January 2013

• Team Pusscat and Tiger
• Alice’s eyeing a job in Canada
• Jim’s not good at turning wood
• Archaeology gig = ideal gap year?
• Bunty will be 91 soon

Pip’s being stroppy: 28.01.13 #thearchers

The Archers Monday 28th January 2013

• Pip’s “on virgins”
• A 20 year old teenager
• Rob wants to connect with Alice on Facebook
• Alice lies about Canada
• Chris has grubby internet habits?
• Chris had a mini Swiss roll for dinner
• Business advice from Jennifer
• Rob corners Ruth

More of Rob, more moaning from Lilian: Mon 07.01.12 #thearchers

The Archers Monday 7th January 2013

• Rob likes the Super Dairy
• Super Dairies are better than Windfarms
• Lilian’s running from Matt
• Lilian’s moaning about Whitby (once again!)
• Jennifer has to make her own Quince and Apple Pie
• Brian’s shocked
• Rob and Adam talked arable
• Seems Rob is a looker
• Rob would love a ghost
• What’s Paul said to Lilian?