- Ah – that makes it okay then Tony
- Classic Lilian
- Seduction through ham?
Ah – that makes it okay then Tony
So Kirsty and Patrick are just mates.
That’s led to Tony engineering Patrick to meet with Helen.
I can see his point. Patrick does seem to have the same interests as Helen.
But what will he say when he realises that he’s being set up to be a ‘real life’ sperm donor rather than an anonymous one?
Or, does Tony think a man will make Helen completely forget about having a baby?!?
Goodness me, what a palaver.
All could be solved if they just went out and got Helen a nice dog to love. Loyal, good company and ultimately unable to do anything other than depend on her. Unless she left the door open by mistake …
Classic Lilian
“ no braids, buns, wire supports, gum Arabic or blonde wigs made from the stolen tresses of Germanic slave girls”
You’re great Lilian. Yes you are.
Seduction through ham?
Well, I suppose it might work for some folks.
Although, it seemed to me that Lilian has managed to pull herself back from the brink of an affair.
Talking about one’s partner, and how happy you’ll be to have him home, doesn’t lead to romps with another.
I hope Lilian won’t get more involved with Paul than she already is. He doesn’t seem to be a particularly nice chap,. And there’s going to be hell to pay anyway when Matt finds out Lilian’s even just been having coffee with Paul.
- Whoops a Lilian
- Pizza in their DNA
- Alice has a cunning plan
Whoops a Lilian
That was a short lived secret.
Just as Lilian and Paul seem to be settling down to start an affair, Jennifer stumbles over them.
Just as well, considering Paul might be starting to work on a project locally. With Jennifer keeping an eye on them, it’s unlikely they’ll be able to get up to much without being caught.
As Jennifer said, Lilian is:
“Playing a very very risky game”
Pizza in their DNA
That might explain why the whole David/Ruth side of the Archers is a bit dull …
Alice has a cunning plan
But she hasn’t mentioned a turnip as yet
- Life in Ambridge is dull after London
- Tom’s Sausages' Master Plan
- Jazzer’s a winner
Life in Ambridge is dull after London
Or should that be: life alone in Ambridge is dull after London with Paul?
Enjoyed it so much I might do it more often
Says Lilian.
And she’s already lying to her nearest and dearest!
Better watch out Lilian. Jennifer has had plenty experience of affairs, so will be able to spot your shifty shuffling fairly quickly.
Tom’s Sausages' Master Plan
As we’d come to expect of Tom, his master plan is fairly droll.
Get the girl – engage the girl – marry the girl – get the girl pregnant
Or, at least that’s what Brenda thinks.
I think she’s partly right in thinking that Tom’s new obsession with getting married is about not being second to Helen,
but, isn’t it more likely that this is also about her leaving her engagement ring off for a night out with the girls?
And, that she wants to have a career? Which could take her elsewhere?
Brenda should have gone travelling when she had the chance.
Jazzer’s a winner
Good on you.
When can we expect it to be up on ITunes?
