- Life in Ambridge is dull after London
- Tom’s Sausages' Master Plan
- Jazzer’s a winner
Life in Ambridge is dull after London
Or should that be: life alone in Ambridge is dull after London with Paul?
Enjoyed it so much I might do it more often
Says Lilian.
And she’s already lying to her nearest and dearest!
Better watch out Lilian. Jennifer has had plenty experience of affairs, so will be able to spot your shifty shuffling fairly quickly.
Tom’s Sausages' Master Plan
As we’d come to expect of Tom, his master plan is fairly droll.
Get the girl – engage the girl – marry the girl – get the girl pregnant
Or, at least that’s what Brenda thinks.
I think she’s partly right in thinking that Tom’s new obsession with getting married is about not being second to Helen,
but, isn’t it more likely that this is also about her leaving her engagement ring off for a night out with the girls?
And, that she wants to have a career? Which could take her elsewhere?
Brenda should have gone travelling when she had the chance.
Jazzer’s a winner
Good on you.
When can we expect it to be up on ITunes?
- Neville takes Simon Cowell too far
- They saw off Molly Button
- Wahey Jazzer!
Neville takes Simon Cowell too far
Neville turned into a bit of a monster at Ambridge Has Talent.
What got into him?
He certainly hasn’t won himself any new, and must have lost a few, friends by buzzing off everyone.
But all was right in the end. As Fallon put it:
“Thank god for jelly beans”
They saw off Molly Button
Unlike the real Jedward, Jamie and Josh actually won.
But, is their 15 minutes of fame and football tickets a good message after their tagging shenanigans?
With David taking a pop at Pip even when she’s not there, and hasn’t done anything to deserve it, I think there’s definite double standards.
Boys will be boys but girls will be watched …
Wahey Jazzer!
Just how can Fallon reject a man with such a fine singing voice?
- Tony’s not going to be left with a choice
- “One can do so much with the chorus!”
- Ambridge Has Talent?
Tony’s not going to be left with a choice
Poor man. His opinion may be strong, but his grandfathering instincts are bound to rule through.
As Helen has her first baby-appointment, it seems that all bodes well.
Or, will the putting-on-weight issue prove to be a bit more problematic than even Helen thinks it will be?
Either way, she’s right in saying that Tony will be “determined to make sure that the baby doesn’t suffer”.
I still think a dog would do Helen’s yearnings quite nicely ... and less controversially!
“One can do so much with the chorus!”
Not sure about whether it’s true that the village has been “longing for a production” since the last panto had to be sidestepped,
But Lynda’s vision shall not be trampled.
Ambridge Has Talent
Will this be an opportunity for the increasingly vocal youngsters to step up?
Or for a new celeb slot?
Just please - dear god, please - not Simon Cowell.
I have nothing personally against the man, but not in our Archers.
