Some bloke attacks Darrell – Tues 24.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 24th September 2013

• Nic’s happy to help
• Joe will be planning his funeral soon
• They still don’t like that Super Dairy
• Josh is donating his eggs
• Eric beats up Darrell
• Kathy went wrong when she left teaching
• Eddie’s got a solicitor

Joe bumps his head – Thurs 19.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 19th September 2013

• Darrell’s just fine (actually)
• We missed both David and Joe’s birthday yesterday
• Joe would have won the best moustache competition
• Ben’s enjoying Big School
• Josh is suddenly a hunk
• The two amigos
• The Christmas turkeys!
• Joe wants Nic at home
• Joe says no to a jar
• It was folks like Eddie and Joe Lynda didn’t want ...
• Joe leaves in an ambulance

Josh snogs a gorgeous girl – Fri 13.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 13th September 2013

• The cows enjoy modern pop
• Berrow Farm
• Was it a wild party?
• Mrs Shen made Magda cry
• Ray buses in auld yins
• David has TWO glasses of wine
• Lynda covers for Ray

The Magic Grain Sucker to the rescue! – 07.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 7th August 2013

• Kathy’s on yet another personal call
• David tipped the trailer
• The silent film night

Freddie plays at Young Farmer – Sun 07.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 7th July 2013

• Josh makes Freddie polish a cow
• Emma goes to church
• Meg’s dead
• Lilian recaps Ambridge Extra for Jolene

The Phil/Jill Archer Clan are very smug – Wed 03.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 3rd July 2013

• Pip’s off to Churcham, David and Ruth on holiday
• Pip wonders where Champagne comes from
• Josh says sorry
• Freddie walks his heifer all the time
• Why do Gloucesters have white stripes down their backs
• Freddie sounds old
• Self-congratulating Archers

Bethany’s Christening – Sun 23.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 23rd June 2013

• Bethany’s late for her own Christening
• Another awkward Tom and Brenda moment
• Kenton’s smitten
• Ed was right, Mike wrong
• Tom wasn’t invited
• Josh is running before he’s counted his eggs

Clarrie thinks Christine’s going senile: Sun 16.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 16th June 2013

• Christine’s lost the plot?
• Pip’s cooks and gets a car
• Josh makes money
• Josh and Phoebe?

Open Farm Sunday – Sun 09.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 9th June 2013

• Lilian’s aimless
• Eggs before mum?
• It was Josh wot spurred Pip?
• There could be worse things for George to obsess over
• Matt stoops to a new low
• £102.50

Mushy peas, mandarin oranges and Proust: Wed 05.06.13 #thearch

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 5th June 2013

• Mushy peas, mandarin oranges and Proust
• We didn’t have stress in our day …
• Lynda’s still not happy about the Highland Games
• Jim admits to being mean
• Emma to become the new Elona?
• Rob wants to promote the Super Dairy at Brookfield

Paul is attacked (again) – Fri 31.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 31st May 2013

• Pip’s turned the corner
• Josh and Ben have pals with which to play
• Tom brings Kirsty champagne
• Hasn’t Jazzer played the bagpipes before?
• Josh wants to do a Tracey Emin
• Paul gets a severe warning

It’s Sticky Wicket 2013 – Mon 27.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 27th May 2013

• Brookfield hopes for a non-exciting Open Farm Sunday
• Sticky Wicket time

Paul calls Lilian a whore – Sun 19.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 19th May 2013

• Josh is in business
• Paul’s stalking Lilian
• Nic laughs in church
• Paul calls Lilian stupid, then a prostitute
• Lilian forgot coffee with Peggy AND arrived home in a taxi

Ambridge on Sea – Sun 12.05.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 12th May 2013

• Nic has a list, and she’s checking it twice
• David shows the tyres what’s what
• Ambridge on Sea
• For Josh, the computer says …
• Clarrie’s determined to hook Nic into flower arranging

The Brookfield kids want money – Fri 10.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 10th May 2013

• Josh wants to graze chickens
• Poor Number 27
• Topical mention!
• Jill and David do the weeding
• What’s the gossip from Lower Loxley?
• The darts team have a saint
• Pip still wants a better car

A cow reacts at Bridge Farm – Mon 06.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 6th May 2013

• Neil offers Josh 30%
• Phoebe likes living with Brenda
• Ed and Jazzer attack the Brookfield sheep
• One, lonely cow at Bridge Farm

Elona demands a divorce – Thurs 02.05.12 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 2nd May 2013

• Darrell’s waiting to be arrested
• Josh wants a share
• Supper at the Aldridges
• Can Josh play with the eggs?
• Darrell’s on his own

Pip’s moved onto fibbing: Wed 17.04.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 17th April 2013

• Brenda moves out
• No chickens for Josh
• Pip’s lying
• Tom’s depressed
• Neil has a plan
• Helen’s second date went well
• Brenda wants to be friends

Josh wants chickens: Mon 15.04.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 15th April 2013

• Brenda’s moving to Willow Farm
• Roy’s chosen a side
• Nic sets Clarrie on Emma
• Darrell’s not playing darts
• Josh has a proposition

"Does every sentence have to have sausages in it?": Thurs 14.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Thursday 14th March 2013

• Just. Tell. Pip. To. Pay. Rent.
• Tom has to hear it from Kirsty
• David teaches Josh basic farming skills
• Where’s the wrapping paper?
• Tom had to pay for parking