Tom is definitely dumped: Thurs 11.04.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 11th April 2013

• Paul’s apologetic
• Alice keeps her job
• Brenda finally sleeps in a different room

Maurice gives relationship advice: Mon 08.03.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 8th April 2013

• The Curse of Borchester Life
• Maurice on relationships
• The chicken shed AND the church organ are broken
• The chickens to go?
• Alice to go?

Ifty kisses Elizabeth: Thurs 04.04.14 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 4th April 2013

• Ifty and Elizabeth get close … then not
• Kathy and Pat have a girls night out
• Jamie’s still working
• Pat’s hesitancy might make Tom go elsewhere
• Alice and Chris decide about Canada

Lilian buys Peggy cake: Wed 03.04.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 3rd April 2013

• Paul’s an unwelcome visitor at Celia’s
• Lilian buys cake, saving Peggy 50p
• Peggy’s noticed something …
• Tony is STILL feeling positive
• Chris wants Canada?
• Peggy’s on Tom’s side

Helen makes gratin, and sides with Tom: Mon 01.04.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 1st April 2013

• Tony’s feeling positive
• Helen defends Tom … and agrees with him?
• Chris wants outside
• Henry is a handful
• April Fools’
• Helen made gratin
• Jonathan’s already stood Helen up
• Underage drinking at the Lower Loxley Easter Fayre

Darrell has a wodge on him: Tues 26.03.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 26th March 2013

• Freddie does love a maths trail
• The flirting of Ifty and Elizabeth
• No wonder Darrell was caught first time round!
• Chris can’t play darts or cricket
• Canada? No-one’s talking

Some bloke fancies Helen!: Mon 25.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Monday 25th March 2013

• Chris is home, surrounded by cards
• Why was Tom “scrubbed up”?
• Cheesestraw excited by Cheese
• Tom’s just misunderstood?
• Helen gets picked up
• Brenda Vs Lilian, round 899538922783 (prt 2)
• Emma’s kids are artists

Alan needs more money (again): Tues 19.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Tuesday 19th March 2013

• It’s Donkey time!
• Jim’s a busy chap
• Shula still thinks it was her fault
• Jim being clever backfires
• Alan wants the Church to give
• Chris wants to stay … or go?

Will no-one think of Anna’s piano lessons!!!: Sun 17.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 17th March 2013

• Darrell (doesn’t) wish death on Chris
• Pip warms up a lamb
• Chris isn’t a corpse
• Chris reckons it’s Chris’ fault
• Elona heaps the pressure onto Darrell

Chris being hurt is all about Alice: Fri 15.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Friday 15th March 2013

• Alice just thinks of Alice
• Darrell has a sack truck
• Darrell has the key
• Alice still to go to Canada?

Chris wakes up: Wed 13.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Wednesday 13th March 2013

• Chris talks to Emma
• The village blames Alice
• Ed’s a marketing genius!
• Peas or beans?
• Ed doesn’t have to be forced into the same room as Will
• Ed’s a gent
• Just good friends

Josh and Ben make Yorkshire pudding: Sun 10.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 10th March 2013

• Mother’s Day at Brookfield
• Brian’s already thinking about Chris dying …

FINALLY Brenda gives Tom what for: Fri 08.03.12 #thearchers

The Archers Friday 8th March 2013

• Ben and Josh has Mother’s Day plans
• Alice is home
• Tom couldn’t’ even be ars*d buying salad
• Freddie talks to Ifty
• A maths trail. What fun!

Chris gets worse: Thurs 07.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Thursday 7th March 2013

• Chris needs a machine to breathe
• 8 hours in Amsterdam
• Freddie isn’t talking
• The business must go on
• The Trustees don’t sound convinced
• Elizabeth’s lonely

Ed gets a penny, no change for Chris: Wed 06.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Wednesday 6th March 2013

• Chris is fine, apart from a ruptured intestine (!)
• Ed uses the power of s spreadsheet against Mike
• When was the last time Felphersham Hospital had a review?

Chris is in intensive care: Tues 05.03.12 #thearchers

The Archers Tuesday 5 March 2013

• Has Shula been under a rock?
• Non-EU dairymen and no 24/7 vet
• Easter eggs, football and performance cars
• Chris is in intensive care

Chris gets bladdered: Mon 04.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Monday 4th March 2013

• Pat and Tom row over veg boxes
• Jazzer has more names for the shearing business
• Bad paint job
• Chris doesn’t even want Freda’s pie!

Alice is leaving on a jet plane: Sun 03.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 3rd March 2013

• Alice doesn’t know how to pack a shirt
• Chris doesn’t kiss Alice goodbye
• Tom infuriates Brenda
• Brookfield’s paddocks are ruined
• When is a farm cottage not in a farm?
• Josh to inherit Brookfield

Alice is off to Canada*: Fri 01.03.13

*for the interview

The Archers Friday 1st March 2013

• Alice and Pip are such girls!
• Anne Franks’ house
• Alice makes her choice
• The Tractor project begins
• Just tell Pip to move out!
• Why are Ambridge residents turning bad?

Canada, Llamas and chipped skirting boards: Sun 24.02.13 #thearchers

The Archers Sunday 24th February 2013

• Why can’t Alice be happy with her lot?
• Is Wolfgang missed?
• Lynda’s being outrageously blinkered
• Brian chipped the skirting board
• What did Neil nearly sit on?
• Susan’s crying, Brian’s gung-ho