The Christmas show posters go up: Mon 14.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 14th October 2013

• Jamie makes tea
• Caroline’s unreasonable emailing
• Kathy’s enjoying her work
• Beer mats for wedding favours
• The stag do plot thickens …
• A new website and a tea dance
• Why is Jolene upset about Rob’s father-in-law passing away?
• It’s poppy time
• It’s Christmas audition time
• Emma doesn’t seem to be doing much on her cookbook
• Joe’s still not up and at ‘em

Debbie’s having “unadulterated fun”: Thurs 10.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 10th October 2013

• Is Henry ‘special’?
• Pat’s snooping on Tom (and Kirsty)
• Brian and Debbie being intolerably smug
• Brian’s getting increasing archaic
• Helen still doesn’t get it (part 457)
• A hairdo triumph???
• Everyone agrees Tom and Kirsty are perfecto
• Jamie’s a good lad
• Debbie’s got a Zoltan

Joe goes to the pub: Tues 08.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 8th October 2013

• What does £1,500 mean when you can’t eat sausages?
• Shires to the rescue
• Kathy’s gainfully employed
• When Joe met Poppy
• Emma lies about a card
• Will no one think of Emma’s cookery book?
• Kenton looks forward to his stag do

Kathy gets a job – Mon 07.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 7th October 2013

• Rob was lying in wait for Helen
• Helen and Rob agree to differ
• Rob’s no match for Debbie
• Helen’s all that matters, until the phone rings
• Pedicures and Seaweed wraps
• Caroline tries to buy off Joe
• No Health Club Manager + Jobless Kathy = ???
• Kirsty and Tom … ugh
• ROB HAS A WIFE

Panto or Jane Austen?: Thurs 03.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 3rd October 2013

• The recession catches up with Ambridge
• It’s Jill’s birthday
• Jill’s already made the wedding cakes
• Kenton’s oblivious
• The Christmas show … Jane Austen or Panto?
• The loo is blocked
• The Harvest Supper
• Don’t kids call their parents anymore?
• Darrell did apologise to Shula
• Ruth wants an automatic calf feeder

Brenda briefly blunders back – Wed 25.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 25th September 2013

• Kathy’s a lady of leisure
• Brenda’s back for a bit
• So, what’s happening in Kirsty’s love life?
• Cheap Stag do Vs expensive Hen do
• Susan’s 50th will be at The Bull
• Brenda tortures Tom
• Paul’s still in mind

Kathy quits her job – Mon 23.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 23rd September 2013

• A hot ‘date’ at an artisan food exhibition
• What was wrong with Chloe from Norfolk?
• Nicholas, the new Golf Club GM
• What is Crispy United?
• Tom discovers his Hinterland
• Kathy's had enough
• Kathy’s calls Martyn a Bastard

The Flower and Produce Show 2013 – Sun 15.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 15th September 2013

• Who won the Rose Bowl?
• We’re spared phone sex
• Remember the lost earring
• Mrs Shen doesn’t know the meaning of ‘Do Not Disturb’
• A buffer for Kathy?
• Mrs Shen doesn’t want to swim with Kathy
• David and Ruth are going to the Mexican night
• Rob and Lynda’s llamas save Helen
• Mrs Shen wants her swimsuit laundered

Pat’s breaking the law for Helen – Thurs 12.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 12th September 2013

• Pat’s keeping a secret from Helen
• Stew means Kathy
• Tony caught Tom stealing
• Kathy’s not going on holiday
• Darrell’s hiding in bushes, eating crisps

Matt and Lilian, back home – Mon 09.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 9th September 2013

• They’re back!
• Lewis has need for hay
• Now David’s smitten with Rob
• Ian and Kathy compare bad bosses
• Lilian impresses Matt
• The asparagus is overcooked!
• The Conservation Officer’s causing trouble
• Anthea’s here to stay

Grey Gables has dirty changing rooms – Wed 04.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 4th April 2013

• Ray’s litany of ineptitude
• Helen’s jewellery in the Flower and Produce show
• More consternation about the wedding invites
• Brian behaves admirably
• Jennifer lost a sleeve!

Tom has nae cash – Mon 02.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 2nd September 2013

• Afternoon teas to save the Golf Club
• Tom simply adores Rob
• The Pickers were ever so quiet this year
• Kirsty and Tom have ham and chips
• Rhys’ brewing is lethal
• Tom has cashflow issues

Caroline deadheads some flowers – Fri 30.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 30th August 2013

• Caroline’s loving omelette
• There’s a smell in room 6
• The food at the Golf Club is dry
• Complacency sets in about the Super Dairy
• Welsh Love Spoons resolve all
• Ruth’s not bothered about competition?
• Pip took her own duvet

Rob takes Helen far, far away – Tues 27.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 27th August 2013

• When does a cow shed not smell like a cow shed?
• Do vets drink like pickers?
• Everyone benefits from the Super Dairy
• Jennifer’s definitely out of the Rose Bowl
• Will no-one think of the cows?
• Ian likes Ray
• Helen’s unrecognisable
• Divot repair night

Darrell’s sleeping rough – Sun 25.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 25th August 2013

• Kathy’s feeling the pressure
• Kenton’s not got great penmanship
• Darrell’s sleeping in the park
• Fallon resorts to shouting

The Golf Club is not a Kibbutz (allegedly) – Fri 23.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 23rd August 2013

• Kenton and Jolene playing wet t-shirt competition
• Lynda still believes
• Kathy corrects grammar while others lose their livelihood
• Kenton’s simple to Matt’s complicated
• Kenton’s welcomed back to Wedding HQ

Ambridge celebrates gay pride? – Wed 21.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 21st August 2013

• The Flower and Produce Show celebrates diversity
• Jolene finds THE dress
• Caroline’s finally in the mood for a holiday
• Martin won’t believe the facts
• Caroline wants to go to Juliet’s house

Pip tickles a cow’s nose – Sun 18.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 18th August 2013

• Pip gets a cow going
• Lynda becomes Kathy’s dealer
• Poor Valda
• Lynda reckons she’s management material
• No room for Pip?
• Lynda and Ruth also want the Rose bowl
• Shula congratulates Alan and Usha on their marriage
• Shula’s roped into the Elms

Tom’s told about Dmitry – Fri 16.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 16th August 2013

• Pat and Tony demand ethical
• Pat and Kathy do culture
• £3.50 lost off of every barrel
• Four poppadums … steady on!
• When is a chilli too hot?
• Kathy isn’t entirely happy about the bestman
• Kirsty is David Cameron’s kinda gal
• Tom’s told that Brenda has a boyfriend
• We don’t eavesdrop in on Rob and Helen

Jamie makes pizza – Wed 14.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 14th August 2013

• Don’t call Jamie when he’s slicing wood
• The wheat is nearly in, the pheasants are well
• But Jennifer made Salmon en croute!
• Helen’s being sexy again
• Milk will be scarce in Autumn
• Kenton, bullied by a spider
• The Traditional Roses Bowl
• Brian joins in with Martin
• Jamie distracts Kathy with wine and pizza