Joe goes to the pub: Tues 08.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 8th October 2013

• What does £1,500 mean when you can’t eat sausages?
• Shires to the rescue
• Kathy’s gainfully employed
• When Joe met Poppy
• Emma lies about a card
• Will no one think of Emma’s cookery book?
• Kenton looks forward to his stag do

Darrell fixes a lock – Sun 06.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 6th October 2013

• The Church is still busier than usual
• Shula’s already exasperated with Darrell
• Emma’s stunned at Nic’s ingratitude
• The word is out about Tom and Kirsty
• One calf is already for the chop
• Joe’s missed at The Bull
• Emma’s against paternity leave
• Emma’s against Poppy meeting Joe

Hello Poppy Grundy – Tues 01.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 1st October 2013

• Poppy Grundy
• Henry likes snails
• Emma was the hero
• Poppy’s not much of a looker?
• Joe’s stopping in with Kathy
• Brian’s very supportive
• That’d been brilliant if Popp had been born on the village green
• Tom’s missing Kirsty?
• Emma wants to do a cookbook

Nic’s waters break (at the bus stop): Mon 30.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 30th September 2013

• Susan’s family has nae class
• Shall we invite that one from the prison?
• Of course Joe can’t wait for his baccy!!!
• Joe never to be in the fresh air again?
• Nic wants to do a charity calendar
• Alan kits out Darrell
• Emma hasn’t even been to see Joe?
• The new Grundy baby is on its way

Emma abandons the Church – Sun 04.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 4th August 2013

• Emma’s not going back to Church
• Where’s Emma going for her birthday?
• Don’t believe a word Helen says
• The waiter had his shirt untucked!
• Sunday Lunch has changed at the Golf Club
• A second showing at the silent film night
• Shula gets a whole choir for free
• Sweaty cheese

Susan buys new clothes to give them away – Mon 08.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 8th July 2013

• Keira nicked Emma’s lip gloss
• It’s the dead dog’s fault
• Lilian lies for Matt
• Topical tennis ahoy!
• Sabrina’s a supreme Swisher
• It’s Lilian’s birthday
• Susan’s only got 80s clobber with which to swish

Freddie plays at Young Farmer – Sun 07.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 7th July 2013

• Josh makes Freddie polish a cow
• Emma goes to church
• Meg’s dead
• Lilian recaps Ambridge Extra for Jolene

When’s a Clan chief not a Clan Chief? – Thurs 04.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 4th July 2013

• Jazzer to sue the Flower Festival
• What’s wrong with Strip the Willow?
• Performance Poet or Clan Chief?
• Georgie, Georgie, how will your garden grow?
• Where’s the mayonnaise????
• Ah, William McGonagall …
• Neil left a pig in his car

Funerals and Fairy Lights: Fri 14.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 14th June 2013

• Jazzer lies about fairy lights
• Emma’s flowers droop, Nic’s don’t
• Ed’s bought off Jamie
• Lilian doesn’t want to say goodbye to Paul

Emma had to turn a mattress: Wed 12.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 12th June 2013

• Size doesn’t matter to Jazzer
• Emma actually has to do some graft
• Clarrie recruits Jazzer
• George is still praying
• Clarrie picks her weeds, they just grow back
• Emma wants to arrange flowers

Paul’s dead: Thurs 06.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 6th June 2013

• A dead man doesn’t answer his phone
• Sheaf Toss, Maids’ Legs and a ceilidh
• Peggy interviews Emma
• Darrell’s ex-boss was found dead
• Did Matt kill Paul?

Mushy peas, mandarin oranges and Proust: Wed 05.06.13 #thearch

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 5th June 2013

• Mushy peas, mandarin oranges and Proust
• We didn’t have stress in our day …
• Lynda’s still not happy about the Highland Games
• Jim admits to being mean
• Emma to become the new Elona?
• Rob wants to promote the Super Dairy at Brookfield

Jonathan dumps Helen: Wed 22.05.13 #thearchers

The Archers  Wednesday 22nd May 2013

• Helen’s still stalking Jonathan
• We didn’t have to hear all of Tom’s presentation
• Still laughing at Brian
• David gets confused between tea and coffee
• The Phil Archers get competitive
• Ruth’s backing down

Darrell’s been aiding dog fighting: Tues 16.04.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 16th May 2013

• Ed can’t even go to darts without being nagged
• Ed wishes Nic and Will well
• Darrell cleans up dog blood
• Clarrie soothes Emma
• The Bull darts team win
• Neil helps Darrell

Tuckers and Archers are split: Sun 14.04.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 14th April 2013

• Brenda tells Vicky
• Tom tells Pat
• Nic tells Emma
• Brenda’s moving out
• Vicky tells Mike

The tale of two Simnel cakes: Sun 31.03.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 31st march 2013

• Feeding the early Easter risers
• Topical alter … another clock reminder
• The organ is sticking
• Jennifer’s still horrified by Alice
• Where’s everyone for Easter?
• The Easter Egg hunt
• Two Simnel cakes … twice the fun
• Ed’s milk leaflets do not impress Clarrie
• Pip’s back to old habits
• Clarrie sounds a bit different

Some bloke fancies Helen!: Mon 25.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Monday 25th March 2013

• Chris is home, surrounded by cards
• Why was Tom “scrubbed up”?
• Cheesestraw excited by Cheese
• Tom’s just misunderstood?
• Helen gets picked up
• Brenda Vs Lilian, round 899538922783 (prt 2)
• Emma’s kids are artists

Brenda’s for the cows: Fri 22.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Friday 22nd March 2013

• Tony’s hiding by the window
• Henry’s a bad wee boy
• Bridge Farm needs John
• The WI has changed guest speaker
• Pat’s just about better company than a vacuum cleaner
• Brenda chooses cows over Tom
• Lilian’s being rude to Brenda

Alan needs more money (again): Tues 19.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Tuesday 19th March 2013

• It’s Donkey time!
• Jim’s a busy chap
• Shula still thinks it was her fault
• Jim being clever backfires
• Alan wants the Church to give
• Chris wants to stay … or go?

Chris wakes up: Wed 13.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Wednesday 13th March 2013

• Chris talks to Emma
• The village blames Alice
• Ed’s a marketing genius!
• Peas or beans?
• Ed doesn’t have to be forced into the same room as Will
• Ed’s a gent
• Just good friends