- Vicky’s still hooting about the Elizabethan Christmas Extravaganza
- Mike’s still worried
- It’s windy in Whitby
- Peggy’s’ never seen a Goth
- Neil and Mike reckon they had Christmas off this year
- Lilian seriously needs to lie better
- Deirdre = drain cleaner
Showing posts with label down's syndrome. Show all posts
Showing posts with label down's syndrome. Show all posts
Thursday, 3 January 2013
Lilian and Peggy hit Whitby: Thurs 03.01.13 #thearchers
The Archers Thursday 3rd January 2013
Thursday, 11 October 2012
Tom terrifies Brenda: Wed 10.10.12
The Archers Wednesday 10th October 2012
Matt’s playing it dumb
Matt’s have a casual chat with Lilian about Darrell’s new work at St. Matthews, restoring the Lady Chapel. He’s wondering if it’s a local firm doing the work …
He knows.
She knows.
One would have thought Matt would be slightly nicer to Lilian, considering Paul is back.
Tom has a freezer (but still not a kitchen)
Seems a place which stores frozen food has lost an order, so can store Tom’s ready meals. (How riveting!).
I’m not entirely sure how that helps, considering Tom hasn’t got a kitchen. Which surely means that he can’t cook the meals to then freeze them.
Ach well, he seems happy enough.
Phoebe nae mates
Phoebe had arranged to go to the picture with her friends. Then they called to say they were going to an earlier showing, which meant she couldn’t get there in time.
But at least she has Josh.
Who seems to be spending a lot of time doing work at her place.
Well, Phoebe does. Just not next to the electric fence.
Phoebe reckons her Ambridge friends have “bonded more” while she was away. Well, young lassies will be young lassies.
Josh was wondering if Phoebe’s friends were being “funny” because of Vicky and Mike’s baby.
Good girl.
Jamie nae mates
Kathy’s worrying about Jamie (again).
He doesn’t like College. He hasn’t got any friends at College, what with Marty being in the year below, and him having split up with Natalie.
What’s she pondering? Will she let Jamie leave to go cut down trees?
James is coming home next week
Balls.
Tom’s chosen his and Brenda’s home
Seems Tom’s plan has always been to build his and Brenda’s own house on Bridge Farm land.
As they’re out walking:
Seems they’re up a hill, where Tom used to make holly dens with Helen and John. Happy memories, and (what Tom hopes) will be a happy future.
He then shows Brenda the perfect spot for their house … Brenda sounds scared.
When will Tom notice that Brenda is truly not that keen on taking about their future? He seemed to get it when he spoke to Pat the other day, but also seems to just as quickly forget … and push Brenda into a conversation she doesn’t want.
This doesn’t feel like it’s going to end well for Tom.
- Matt’s playing it dumb
- Tom has a freezer (but still not a kitchen)
- Phoebe nae mates
- Jamie nae mates
- James is coming home next week
- Tom’s chosen his and Brenda’s home
Matt’s playing it dumb
Matt’s have a casual chat with Lilian about Darrell’s new work at St. Matthews, restoring the Lady Chapel. He’s wondering if it’s a local firm doing the work …
He knows.
She knows.
One would have thought Matt would be slightly nicer to Lilian, considering Paul is back.
Tom has a freezer (but still not a kitchen)
Seems a place which stores frozen food has lost an order, so can store Tom’s ready meals. (How riveting!).
I’m not entirely sure how that helps, considering Tom hasn’t got a kitchen. Which surely means that he can’t cook the meals to then freeze them.
Ach well, he seems happy enough.
Phoebe nae mates
Phoebe had arranged to go to the picture with her friends. Then they called to say they were going to an earlier showing, which meant she couldn’t get there in time.
[Phoebe] “They obliviously didn’t want me.”
But at least she has Josh.
Who seems to be spending a lot of time doing work at her place.
[Josh] “I can’t believe you don’t like strimming!”
Well, Phoebe does. Just not next to the electric fence.
[Phoebe] “It’s weird, it was actually easier to go to South Africa and make new friends than trying to get in with the old ones.”
Phoebe reckons her Ambridge friends have “bonded more” while she was away. Well, young lassies will be young lassies.
Josh was wondering if Phoebe’s friends were being “funny” because of Vicky and Mike’s baby.
[Phoebe] “No. I told everyone straight out that the baby has down’s … I’m not embarrassed about it, Josh.”
Good girl.
Jamie nae mates
Kathy’s worrying about Jamie (again).
He doesn’t like College. He hasn’t got any friends at College, what with Marty being in the year below, and him having split up with Natalie.
What’s she pondering? Will she let Jamie leave to go cut down trees?
James is coming home next week
Balls.
Tom’s chosen his and Brenda’s home
Seems Tom’s plan has always been to build his and Brenda’s own house on Bridge Farm land.
As they’re out walking:
[Brenda] “Your pigs have got the best view on the farm.”
Seems they’re up a hill, where Tom used to make holly dens with Helen and John. Happy memories, and (what Tom hopes) will be a happy future.
[Tom] “I feel so lucky, to make a living out of what I love doing. And having a future at Bridge Farm.”
He then shows Brenda the perfect spot for their house … Brenda sounds scared.
When will Tom notice that Brenda is truly not that keen on taking about their future? He seemed to get it when he spoke to Pat the other day, but also seems to just as quickly forget … and push Brenda into a conversation she doesn’t want.
This doesn’t feel like it’s going to end well for Tom.
Thursday, 4 October 2012
Lynda’s spinning lama wool: Wed 03.10.12
The Archers Wednesday 3rd October 2012
A baby blanket made of lama wool
Is what Lynda’s making for Vicky.
But, as Lynda then moves on to explaining casting (in great detail), Vicky starts to cry.
But it’s not that she now has to pretend to like a lama blanket (actually, I would quite like one of those) … it’s far more serious than that.
Vicky cries for her daughter
While at work today, Vicky was shown pictures of her work mate’s daughter.
The daughter is one of those who have done very worthy things, all around the world. Volunteered to help children abroad, and all that.
Well, Vicky will have been thinking it. So probably best she’s able to talk it through with a friend.
We left her and Lynda sobbing …
Jazzer moves in with Jim
Christine’s first night with Jazzer was not a happy one.
(for ‘with’ don’t read anything into it … ‘with’ as in in the same house with, rather than ‘with’ with …)
Seems Christine is a light sleeper, and was woken by Jazzer as he left early hours for work.
So, Jim steps in.
Jazzer doesn’t seem like he’s bothered about where he stays. I’ve still no idea why he can’t stay with his mum …
Jim’s rules are that there’s no smoking, even in the garden. No guests. And no loud music.
Jazzer’s out to impress from the off.
Before he retires for the night, he asks to borrow a book on Greek Myths.
What a sook!
Comparing Ifty to Tom
Kirsty seems to becoming “an item” with Ifty.
She’s enjoying being with him. It’s seemingly easy.
In fact, the last time she connected this way with a bloke was Tom …
… really?
Tom, easy to be with?
Alice could get a job
If she gets her degree.
But at least she has the job offer on the table. A development engineer with an aircraft equipment supplier.
Sounds well paid.
Fallon’s feeling lonely
All together now … Rhys!!!
- A baby blanket made of lama wool
- Vicky cries for her daughter
- Jazzer moves in with Jim
- Comparing Ifty to Tom
- Alice could get a job
- Fallon’s feeling lonely
A baby blanket made of lama wool
Is what Lynda’s making for Vicky.
[Lynda] “There’s quite an art to spinning and knitting with Lama wool … as the yarn twists, my own tension seems to unwind.”
But, as Lynda then moves on to explaining casting (in great detail), Vicky starts to cry.
But it’s not that she now has to pretend to like a lama blanket (actually, I would quite like one of those) … it’s far more serious than that.
Vicky cries for her daughter
While at work today, Vicky was shown pictures of her work mate’s daughter.
The daughter is one of those who have done very worthy things, all around the world. Volunteered to help children abroad, and all that.
[Vicky] “My little girl’s never going to do that, is she any of it. Travelling on her own. Seeing the world.”
[Lynda] “Oh Vicky, she might travel. And even if she doesn’t think of the things she will do. She might be an actress, or love painting ....”
[Vicky] “No matter how much I care for her and love her, she’ll never be able to fly the nest like that.”
[Lynda] “No, not quite, but she can become very independent.”
[Vicky] “She’s not even born yet and so many doors are slamming shut.”
[Lynda] “But Vicky, she’s very lucky to have a mother like you, who will do her damndest to push a lot of them open again.”
[Vicky] “I can’t change how my little girl is …”
Well, Vicky will have been thinking it. So probably best she’s able to talk it through with a friend.
We left her and Lynda sobbing …
Jazzer moves in with Jim
Christine’s first night with Jazzer was not a happy one.
(for ‘with’ don’t read anything into it … ‘with’ as in in the same house with, rather than ‘with’ with …)
Seems Christine is a light sleeper, and was woken by Jazzer as he left early hours for work.
[Jazzer] “I’m sorry about that. It’s poor thanks for a favour.”
So, Jim steps in.
Jazzer doesn’t seem like he’s bothered about where he stays. I’ve still no idea why he can’t stay with his mum …
[Jazzer] “I get my ain key?”
[Jim] “Unless you intent to teleport yourself in …”
Jim’s rules are that there’s no smoking, even in the garden. No guests. And no loud music.
[Jim] “As long as we treat each other with respect and due consideration at all times, I’m sure we’ll get on well.”
Jazzer’s out to impress from the off.
Before he retires for the night, he asks to borrow a book on Greek Myths.
What a sook!
Comparing Ifty to Tom
Kirsty seems to becoming “an item” with Ifty.
She’s enjoying being with him. It’s seemingly easy.
In fact, the last time she connected this way with a bloke was Tom …
… really?
Tom, easy to be with?
Alice could get a job
If she gets her degree.
But at least she has the job offer on the table. A development engineer with an aircraft equipment supplier.
Sounds well paid.
Fallon’s feeling lonely
[Kirsty] “Where’s the party girl gone, Fallon?”
[Fallon] “I dunno, the whole world just seems to go round in pairs … these day I’d much rather be in a relationship that means something, then just settle for a quick thrill. At the moment, the only way that’s going to happen is if I buy myself a cat.”
All together now … Rhys!!!
Sunday, 30 September 2012
No panto this year, it’s Shakespeare instead: Wed 26.09.12
The Archers Wednesday 26th September 2012
I miss the Panto …
Christmas Around the World last year, and no Panto again this year.
*sigh*
I like an Ambridge Panto, I do.
Damn you, Stratford Upon Avon!
If you hadn’t inspired Lynda, I might have had my Panto.
Instead, Lynda’s has decreed that the Christmas Extravaganza for 2012 will be Shakespearian.
Jim suggests Henry V.
Lynda does not concur.
Though Jim was happy to lend his opinion, he wasn’t so keen to attend the meeting to fox the Christmas plans. Lynda had to strong arm him.
Vicky didn’t take any persuading. Though she would obviously welcome some distraction from her worries, Lynda has also told Vicky she’s badly needed.
Indeed it was!
Lynda served volovants.
(which I know is very seventies, but I actually do quite like a volovant).
Anyhoo – the conversation went between whether it should be As You Like It, or Much Ado.
Riveting.
Panto!
Just do a Panto!!!
(ahem, sorry, excuse me)
They choose Much Ado About Nothing.
Which Lynda desperately wants Jim to play a role in.
Lynda put her sexy voice on at the end of that.
Terrifying …
Keep a special eye out for Bob Pullen
Lynda’s mentioned that he’s looking even more fragile.
Wonky carrots at Bridge Farm
Ah, Tony’s in fine feckle these days.
That’ll be because he hasn’t got to do every milking, and they’ve even got “casuals” in to help lift the spuds.
Something electric blue
Is what Brenda has bought Vicky. New maternity wear.
Brenda’s not content with Tom?
Pat’s noticed there’s something not entirely right with Tom.
Now, that could be one of many, many things … and not even woes about his ready meals.
She corners Tom, and gets him to talk.
Sound words Pat.
Will Tom listen?
Or will he keep pushing?
The simple answer is that Tom’s easily distracted.
The holiday company he supplied ready meals to has placed another order.
Seems it’s a big one - for meatballs and sausage casserole. They want it for the October half term. AND they want sausage and bacon for their farmhouse packs.
Which makes Tom forget all of his worries about Brenda.
You shouldn’t say Down’s Syndrome baby
Lynda said it to Vicky.
Well said Vicky.
This baby is indeed lucky to have you as a mum.
- I miss the Panto …
- Damn you, Stratford upon Avon!
- Keep a special eye out for Bob Pullen
- Wonky carrots at Bridge Farm
- Something electric blue
- Brenda’s not content with Tom?
- You shouldn’t say Down’s Syndrome baby
I miss the Panto …
Christmas Around the World last year, and no Panto again this year.
*sigh*
I like an Ambridge Panto, I do.
Damn you, Stratford Upon Avon!
If you hadn’t inspired Lynda, I might have had my Panto.
Instead, Lynda’s has decreed that the Christmas Extravaganza for 2012 will be Shakespearian.
Jim suggests Henry V.
Lynda does not concur.
[Lynda] “Christmas, after all, is a time for laughter and lightness, not death and destruction.”
Though Jim was happy to lend his opinion, he wasn’t so keen to attend the meeting to fox the Christmas plans. Lynda had to strong arm him.
[Lynda] “If the village is to get it right, we need a diversity of voices.”
Vicky didn’t take any persuading. Though she would obviously welcome some distraction from her worries, Lynda has also told Vicky she’s badly needed.
[Vicky] “Lynda needs some artistic expertise …”
[Brenda] “Sounds ominous …”
Indeed it was!
Lynda served volovants.
(which I know is very seventies, but I actually do quite like a volovant).
Anyhoo – the conversation went between whether it should be As You Like It, or Much Ado.
Riveting.
Panto!
Just do a Panto!!!
(ahem, sorry, excuse me)
They choose Much Ado About Nothing.
Which Lynda desperately wants Jim to play a role in.
[Lynda] “Do you know, I think you’d make a wonderful Dogberry … blending his jobs worthy ambitions with a dry and ironic wit. What do you say?”
Lynda put her sexy voice on at the end of that.
Terrifying …
Keep a special eye out for Bob Pullen
Lynda’s mentioned that he’s looking even more fragile.
Wonky carrots at Bridge Farm
[Tony] “The wonkier they are, the better they taste.”
Ah, Tony’s in fine feckle these days.
That’ll be because he hasn’t got to do every milking, and they’ve even got “casuals” in to help lift the spuds.
Something electric blue
Is what Brenda has bought Vicky. New maternity wear.
Brenda’s not content with Tom?
Pat’s noticed there’s something not entirely right with Tom.
Now, that could be one of many, many things … and not even woes about his ready meals.
She corners Tom, and gets him to talk.
[Tom] “It’s not the business … it’s Brenda. I’m just, I dunno, sometimes, I’m just not sure she’s as committed to our relationship as I am … whenever I try to talk to her about the future, she always wants to change the subject … I can’t shake off the idea that there’s something else.”
[Pat] “She might just simply be content with what you’re got at the moment, You’re happy, living together, you both have a healthy degree of independence.”
[Tom] “You’re probably right mum, but wouldn’t you like to see us make a bigger commitment. Wouldn’t you like more grandchildren?”
[Pat] “Enjoy what you have together, and let the future unfold as it sees fit. None of us know what’s round the corner, Tom.”
Sound words Pat.
Will Tom listen?
Or will he keep pushing?
The simple answer is that Tom’s easily distracted.
The holiday company he supplied ready meals to has placed another order.
Seems it’s a big one - for meatballs and sausage casserole. They want it for the October half term. AND they want sausage and bacon for their farmhouse packs.
Which makes Tom forget all of his worries about Brenda.
[Tom] “We are a stonkingly good team.”
You shouldn’t say Down’s Syndrome baby
Lynda said it to Vicky.
[Vicky] “You should say baby with down syndrome. It’s about putting the baby first, and the syndrome second, because it’s a baby like another baby, just a bit different.”
Well said Vicky.
This baby is indeed lucky to have you as a mum.
Fishing makes everything better: Fri 21.09.12
The Archers Friday 21st September 2012
Paul Morgan …
Oho! Darrell was only mentioning to Lilian that he wouldn’t be working for Amside as often because of the Church job. Which Paul Morgan happens to be managing.
Wonder why Matt didn’t make mention of that to Lilian …
Roy and Mike, gone fishing
Which is all Mike really wants. That, and a pint at The Bull.
And Mike’s not wrong.
He was at first furious with the way Eddie and Joe had been behaving, but, after a few casts, had a better sense of proportion.
It also helps that Roy (generally) talks sense.
Ah – but Roy points out that Mike has plenty of energy for Phoebe and Abbie.
Mike then worries about Phoebe being frightened of his and Vicky’s baby.
Seems Phoebe has a classmate who has a brother than has down’s syndrome. He seemingly likes music (I have no idea why that’s relevant, but it’s what Roy said)
Roy reckons he’s sure.
Especially as Mike and Vicky have the whole family to depend on.
And on that note – Mike lands a right fighter.
How apt.
Why can’t Eddie be more like Lilian?
Lilian happens by Mike:
Eddie also nearly happens by Mike … but makes his excuses not to stop and chat.
Mike noticed, and was upset. Eddie and Joe have been avoiding him since he told them about his baby having down’s syndrome.
But, later on, Eddie seeks Mike out to apologise.
That’s better!
Mike also accepts that Eddie was just finding it as difficult as Mike had found it.
- Paul Morgan …
- Roy and Mike, gone fishing
- Why can’t Eddie be more like Lilian?
Paul Morgan …
[Darrell] “Paul Morgan.”
[Lilian] “Paul Morgan?”
[Darrell] “Yeah, do you know ‘im?”
[Lilian] “Yeah. We have … met.”
Oho! Darrell was only mentioning to Lilian that he wouldn’t be working for Amside as often because of the Church job. Which Paul Morgan happens to be managing.
Wonder why Matt didn’t make mention of that to Lilian …
Roy and Mike, gone fishing
Which is all Mike really wants. That, and a pint at The Bull.
[Mike] “That will do me a lot more good than belly aching.”
And Mike’s not wrong.
He was at first furious with the way Eddie and Joe had been behaving, but, after a few casts, had a better sense of proportion.
It also helps that Roy (generally) talks sense.
[Roy] “Whatever it is, we can do something about it.”
[Mike] “Not unless we can turn back time, I’m too old Roy … I shan’t the energy for any child, let alone …”
Ah – but Roy points out that Mike has plenty of energy for Phoebe and Abbie.
Mike then worries about Phoebe being frightened of his and Vicky’s baby.
[Roy] “What of?”
[Mike] “Her being different.”
[Roy] “Kids think it’s a good thing to be different, school tells them so.”
Seems Phoebe has a classmate who has a brother than has down’s syndrome. He seemingly likes music (I have no idea why that’s relevant, but it’s what Roy said)
[Roy] “Hayley said something very wise to me … she said, it takes a special person to bring up a child with special needs .. .and you are that person.”
[Mike] “That’s lovely, but I aren’t sure it’s true.”
Roy reckons he’s sure.
Especially as Mike and Vicky have the whole family to depend on.
[Roy] “She is my family, Hayley’s too … and Brenda feels the same way, well she’s in it for the long haul, and so am I.”
And on that note – Mike lands a right fighter.
How apt.
Why can’t Eddie be more like Lilian?
Lilian happens by Mike:
[Lilian] “I heard the news about the baby … well I can’t think of two better to bring her up … and if there’s ever anything I can do.”
Eddie also nearly happens by Mike … but makes his excuses not to stop and chat.
Mike noticed, and was upset. Eddie and Joe have been avoiding him since he told them about his baby having down’s syndrome.
But, later on, Eddie seeks Mike out to apologise.
[Eddie] “It was a shock … it was difficult with dad, he is a bit of a dinosaur … I was so nervous about what he might say … I thought it might be better if we just steered clear for a bit … I’m sorry I’ve been such a pillock about this, honestly, I think this will be one lucky baby to have you and Vicky as parents … it’ll be a hard road, but ain’t it always with kids, lord knows I’ve had enough drama with my two. And if you need anything, anything at all, I’m your man.”
That’s better!
Mike also accepts that Eddie was just finding it as difficult as Mike had found it.
[Mike] “I got me family and friends behind me, and Vicky’s so happy … I’m in a much better place than I was this time last week.”
Pavel leaves, Adam tells Jennifer everything: Wed 19.09.12
The Archers Wednesday 19th September 2012
A last minute trip to Thailand
Oh aye, we can all just nip off and do that.
Seems Kenton and Jolene can certainly do so.
Funny thing that. Considering Jill paid for most of their trip …
Folks are avoiding Mike
Mike thinks his mates are avoiding him. Especially when he goes into The Bull.
Seems Roy is taking Mike fishing on Saturday, so he’ll hopefully be able to talk properly then.
Thank goodness Roy’s not a ‘proper’ macho type bloke. Who would Mike (eventually) talk to if he was?
Vicky and Mike = baby = no wedding for Tom
Are Tom and Brenda going to get married?
I had been saying, for a fair while, that Tom and Brenda have made little mention of their engagement or wedding. They seemed to make a fuss getting engaged, then that was that.
Recently, Tom’s been bringing it up.
Unfortunately for Brenda, mention of their wedding is in the same sentence as Tom’s bloomin’ ready meals …
Tom’s told Brenda he’s got them a nice supper ready.
Guess what?
Yup.
Ready meals.
Brenda put a brave face on it though.
Actually, I think Brenda does mind very much indeed. I thought she’d rather there was no wedding breakfast at all …
And right enough, Brenda finds her excuse.
Brenda was over at Vicky’s, showing her a website she’d found with a huge selection of wall freezes.
Vicky’s talking about how good it is that Mike seems to be on side again:
(my word – that baby really couldn’t be hoping for a better mother)
When Brenda got back to Tom:
Both she and Tom agree that they’re both committed to supporting Mike, Vicky and their baby.
Which Brenda reckons means putting the wedding on hold.
Tom had been thinking about dates, but:
Now, I’m not saying Brenda is callously using excuses, but it does seem a bit neat.
Hmmm …
Pavel was a just a lost young ‘un?
As Adam was trying to herd all of the fruit pickers to the airport, and onto their plane (were they all Polish?), Pavel had been desperately trying to get a word with Adam alone. When he finally does corner him:
Oh.
It would seem Pavel wasn’t a villain after all.
Just a young chap experiencing the world – and one where he could be himself without fear.
Still, I don’t quite believe Adam was the only other gay man in Borchester (apart from Ian). Surely Pavel could have spread his oats just a wee bit further?
Didn’t Adam realise Pavel was gay?!?
Adam’s back from the airport, feeling rather sheepish about the way he’s treated Pavel.
He was trying to pass it off as not having liked Pavel, but Jennifer knows better …
Adam tells Jennifer that after the massive argument he’d had with Ian, he’d gone to a gay bar in Felpersham. Pavel was there. They had a few drinks. And, well … Adam realised Pavel was in fact gay.
Poor Jennifer has been there, heard it, dealt with it so many times. Having affairs really in the Aldridge (and Macy) family hobby.
I can see Jennifer’s point. Adam telling Ian wouldn’t make a difference for the better – just would ease Adam’s guilt.
But shouldn’t Ian be given the choice?
Wouldn’t Jennifer want to know if Brian wandered … again?
- A last minute trip to Thailand
- Folks are avoiding Mike
- Vicky and Mike = baby = no wedding for Tom
- Pavel was a just a lost young ‘un?
- Didn’t Adam realise Pavel was gay?!?
A last minute trip to Thailand
Oh aye, we can all just nip off and do that.
Seems Kenton and Jolene can certainly do so.
Funny thing that. Considering Jill paid for most of their trip …
Folks are avoiding Mike
Mike thinks his mates are avoiding him. Especially when he goes into The Bull.
[Tom] “Maybe they just don’t know what to say.”
[Brenda] “They knew what to say when he first told them … they were really nice then … if they’re saying what he thinks he might have said, and that’s what’s upsetting him.”
Seems Roy is taking Mike fishing on Saturday, so he’ll hopefully be able to talk properly then.
Thank goodness Roy’s not a ‘proper’ macho type bloke. Who would Mike (eventually) talk to if he was?
Vicky and Mike = baby = no wedding for Tom
Are Tom and Brenda going to get married?
I had been saying, for a fair while, that Tom and Brenda have made little mention of their engagement or wedding. They seemed to make a fuss getting engaged, then that was that.
Recently, Tom’s been bringing it up.
Unfortunately for Brenda, mention of their wedding is in the same sentence as Tom’s bloomin’ ready meals …
Tom’s told Brenda he’s got them a nice supper ready.
Guess what?
Yup.
Ready meals.
Brenda put a brave face on it though.
[Brenda] “ …that’s all a woman wants, a partner who knows how to use a microwave.”
[Tom] “You ain't seen nothing yet, wait til you hear about my plans for our wedding breakfast!”
[Brenda] “As long as they don’t involve ready meals, I don’t mind.”
Actually, I think Brenda does mind very much indeed. I thought she’d rather there was no wedding breakfast at all …
And right enough, Brenda finds her excuse.
Brenda was over at Vicky’s, showing her a website she’d found with a huge selection of wall freezes.
Vicky’s talking about how good it is that Mike seems to be on side again:
[Vicky] “He’s starting to want the baby now, that’s the difference …I was lucky to be pregnant at all, I’d given up hope … It makes it all the most previous. My daughter will always need me, and I’ll always be there to love and support her. Does that sound selfish? I’ve got so much love to give a child, I’ve been saving it all these years, and now I know why, because my little girl is going to need all of it, every bit of it.”
(my word – that baby really couldn’t be hoping for a better mother)
When Brenda got back to Tom:
[Brenda] “I can’t believe how I’ve underestimated that women.”
Both she and Tom agree that they’re both committed to supporting Mike, Vicky and their baby.
Which Brenda reckons means putting the wedding on hold.
Tom had been thinking about dates, but:
[Brenda] “Not at the moment, not with this other stuff going on.”
Now, I’m not saying Brenda is callously using excuses, but it does seem a bit neat.
Hmmm …
Pavel was a just a lost young ‘un?
As Adam was trying to herd all of the fruit pickers to the airport, and onto their plane (were they all Polish?), Pavel had been desperately trying to get a word with Adam alone. When he finally does corner him:
[Pavel] “You know it was special for me … I’m not going to make a scene, but I couldn’t leave without telling you how great it was to be part of the wonderful life you and Ian have … you're very lucky, Adam, to have all this, and to share it with Ian. Look after him, he’s a lovely man. And I’ve had the time of my life.”
Oh.
It would seem Pavel wasn’t a villain after all.
Just a young chap experiencing the world – and one where he could be himself without fear.
Still, I don’t quite believe Adam was the only other gay man in Borchester (apart from Ian). Surely Pavel could have spread his oats just a wee bit further?
Didn’t Adam realise Pavel was gay?!?
Adam’s back from the airport, feeling rather sheepish about the way he’s treated Pavel.
He was trying to pass it off as not having liked Pavel, but Jennifer knows better …
[Jennifer] “I’d have thought you’d have got on rather well … I wondered if perhaps he might be gay, having a hard time being accepted … call it a mother’s instinct, and you didn’t realise?”
[Adam] “No. I wish I had. I didn’t know he was gay until …”
[Jennifer] “You're not saying that something happened between you and Pavel?”
[Adam] “Yes something happened. I slept with him.”
Adam tells Jennifer that after the massive argument he’d had with Ian, he’d gone to a gay bar in Felpersham. Pavel was there. They had a few drinks. And, well … Adam realised Pavel was in fact gay.
Poor Jennifer has been there, heard it, dealt with it so many times. Having affairs really in the Aldridge (and Macy) family hobby.
[Jennifer] “But however bad the row was, he loves you so much … and with Pavel of all people! You were his boss!”
[Adam] “And the way I’ve behaved ever since has been worse, today I just couldn’t wait to see the back of him, and then, he was so generous to me. So kind, really.”
[Jennifer] “And you found you still had feelings for him?”
[Adam] “I did it with a vulnerable young man, finding his way in the world, what was I thinking …. I don’t know if I can live with the guilt.”
[Jennifer] “We’ll you’ll have to.”
[Adam] “Should I tell Ian?”
[Jennifer] “No. Absolutely not.”
[Adam] “But how am I going to make it right?”
[Jennifer] “Love Ian like he should be loved. Cherish every moment of your life together, and take care of what you’ve got. It’s so previous. And you know that now.”
I can see Jennifer’s point. Adam telling Ian wouldn’t make a difference for the better – just would ease Adam’s guilt.
But shouldn’t Ian be given the choice?
Wouldn’t Jennifer want to know if Brian wandered … again?
Joe and David’s birthday: Tues 18.09.12
The Archers Tuesday 18th September 2012
David got bacon and two nights out
He was very chuffed indeed.
Ruth’s taking him away for a night stay over in a hotel, and to the theatre. And this time, they’ll be alone:
Josh gave David a ticket for the comedy night at The Bull. Though it seems he bought it for himself without realising that it’s for over 18s only. (who sold him it, eh?). But David’s’ not perturbed about his ‘recycled’ present:
Josh has also done Rhys a favour. Seems tickets for the comedy show haven’t been selling fast. Rhys has had to resort to trying to sell tickets to anyone. Including Eddie and Joe …
Pavel just wants to say goodbye
Pavel’s leaving tomorrow. He’s trying to find Adam, so calls round at Jennifer’s.
Pavel tells Jennifer that he’s very sad to be going back to Poland. He lives with his parents, and doesn't feel he has any freedom.
Joe got to sit in The Bull all day
And have his breakfast. And lunch. And numerous pints. Even David buys him one:
Indeed. Considering it’s David’s birthday in the same day. Every year. And Joe never buys him a drunk.
Despite Joe’s boozy day, bizarrely, didn’t seem to get drunk.
Must be from all those 90 plus years of drinking experience.
“Your ever loving sister”
Elizabeth left a present and card for David, with Emma.
Why did she leave it with Emma?
I’ve no idea …
Anyhoo – as well as a nice card – Elizabeth gave David a book of Borchester photographs.
It had a photograph of Brookfield, 1912, with ‘Tenant farmer John Archers’ in front of it.
Elizabeth’s message to David:
(he is crying)
That’ll be that then.
David and Elizabeth. Back together again.
Until Elizabeth finds something else to blame him for …
Joe’s not very PC
Joe and Eddie are discussing Mike and Vicky’s baby.
Eddie tells him to shut up.
Imagine what Mike would have said …
- David got bacon and two nights out
- Pavel just wants to say goodbye
- Joe got to sit in The Bull all day
- “Your ever loving sister”
- Joe’s not very PC
David got bacon and two nights out
He was very chuffed indeed.
Ruth’s taking him away for a night stay over in a hotel, and to the theatre. And this time, they’ll be alone:
[Ruth] “And this time without Ben so I have you all to meself.”
Josh gave David a ticket for the comedy night at The Bull. Though it seems he bought it for himself without realising that it’s for over 18s only. (who sold him it, eh?). But David’s’ not perturbed about his ‘recycled’ present:
[David] “So in this case, it’s not the thought that counts, it’s the money.”
Josh has also done Rhys a favour. Seems tickets for the comedy show haven’t been selling fast. Rhys has had to resort to trying to sell tickets to anyone. Including Eddie and Joe …
Pavel just wants to say goodbye
Pavel’s leaving tomorrow. He’s trying to find Adam, so calls round at Jennifer’s.
Pavel tells Jennifer that he’s very sad to be going back to Poland. He lives with his parents, and doesn't feel he has any freedom.
Joe got to sit in The Bull all day
And have his breakfast. And lunch. And numerous pints. Even David buys him one:
[Ruth] “How come it never works the other way round?”
Indeed. Considering it’s David’s birthday in the same day. Every year. And Joe never buys him a drunk.
Despite Joe’s boozy day, bizarrely, didn’t seem to get drunk.
Must be from all those 90 plus years of drinking experience.
“Your ever loving sister”
Elizabeth left a present and card for David, with Emma.
Why did she leave it with Emma?
I’ve no idea …
Anyhoo – as well as a nice card – Elizabeth gave David a book of Borchester photographs.
It had a photograph of Brookfield, 1912, with ‘Tenant farmer John Archers’ in front of it.
Elizabeth’s message to David:
“To my dearest brother David, a present to celebrate the past and look forward to the future. Your ever loving sister.”
[Ruth] “Oh that’s lovely.”
[David] “Yes, no need to cry then, is there?”
(he is crying)
That’ll be that then.
David and Elizabeth. Back together again.
Until Elizabeth finds something else to blame him for …
Joe’s not very PC
Joe and Eddie are discussing Mike and Vicky’s baby.
[Joe] “Sometimes I do think that them doctors can do too much … I think he’s very brave taking it on, at his age.”
Eddie tells him to shut up.
Imagine what Mike would have said …
Jazzer and Christine: Mon 17.09.12
The Archers Monday 17th September 2012
Was Christine flirting with Jazzer?
Jazzer happens to be passing Christine’s when she’s struggling to get an armchair out of her front door. She was coping, and had managed to wedge it in.
Christine invites Jazzer in for tea and toast. Jazzer’s most delighted to accept:
My word – Jazzer really is still smarting about losing the Flower and Produce Show – losing the bread competition to Oliver (and Jim, who came in second).
He’s still insistent he shouldn’t have been disqualified – bread from a bread maker is still bread. Christine admits she also uses one.
As they chat, Christine admits that she’s never been to see a stand-up comedian. Jim’s quite insistent she goes to see the forthcoming one (Tug Flower) at The Bull.
(I have wondered about Jazzer’s rather over emphasised Scottish accent before. He’s obviously doing it to show off to his Sassenach pals, and it can often lead to him wandering through different Scottish accents and phrases. Using “but” at the end of a sentence is very much an Edinburgh habit. I thought Jazzer was most decidedly West Coast …)
When Jazzer mentions that he’s struggling for a flatmate, Christine said she’d move in, if she didn’t already have a home. Christine sounded quite genuine (and wistful) as she said it.
Could you just imagine what Christine and Jazzer living together would look like …
Christine also mentioned that she thought Jazzer was such a “strong, helpful young man”.
Sounds like a crush to me …
… Ambridge does Mrs Robinson?
*shudder*
Darrell takes the floor boards up
The pressure of Matt Vs Darrell’s morals Vs Rosa’s scooter seems to have driven Darrell slightly potty.
He’s finally doing Matt’s bidding (to inconvenience Arthur and Joyce to the point they move out, by lifting up the floorboards, and leaving them). But he’s doing so will still accepting the tea, cake and chat from Arthur and Joyce.
That’s not very nice. And not very like Darrell. Who is generally a nice chap.
He was even starting to annoy the unflappable Arthur.
Darrell has the upstairs landing up, and also the toilet. With Joyce’s hips, she won’t be able to get anywhere upstairs, including the toilet.
Darrell presses on regardless.
I suppose he also does have a washing machine off, so he must have decided to toughen up and get the money in.
Brian and Jennifer are genuinely supportive
Now that’s a rare thing indeed …
Mike called to say he’d be round to talk to them.
Though they were at first laughing about what Vicky’s christening invitations would look like (probably something tied to a teddy bear, reckoned Jennifer).
After Mike has been. Jennifer and Brian are a bit stunned. They wish they’d been pre-warned so that they could prepare.
Aye, I know what Brian means. He wanted to say that he was sorry, but not judging their baby for being any less a baby because it has a condition. What a minefield.
And they both obviously have experience of being an older parent, because of Ruairi.
They reckon Vicky and Mike have a “long road” ahead of them. They’ll be there to give them all the support they need.
Neil was quite right.
Vicky and Mike certainly aren’t alone.
- Was Christine flirting with Jazzer?
- Darrell takes the floor boards up
- Brian and Jennifer are genuinely supportive
Was Christine flirting with Jazzer?
Jazzer happens to be passing Christine’s when she’s struggling to get an armchair out of her front door. She was coping, and had managed to wedge it in.
[Jazzer] “I think that was the problem. You were pushing when you were pulling.”
Christine invites Jazzer in for tea and toast. Jazzer’s most delighted to accept:
[Jazzer] “As long as that bread isn’t a present from Jim!”
My word – Jazzer really is still smarting about losing the Flower and Produce Show – losing the bread competition to Oliver (and Jim, who came in second).
He’s still insistent he shouldn’t have been disqualified – bread from a bread maker is still bread. Christine admits she also uses one.
[Jazzer] “Ah, there you see, if a respectable church going woman like you uses one …”
As they chat, Christine admits that she’s never been to see a stand-up comedian. Jim’s quite insistent she goes to see the forthcoming one (Tug Flower) at The Bull.
[Christine] “Jim’s trying to broaden my horizons.”
[Jazzer] “He’s tried that on me a couple of times but it hasn’t worked yet, but.”
(I have wondered about Jazzer’s rather over emphasised Scottish accent before. He’s obviously doing it to show off to his Sassenach pals, and it can often lead to him wandering through different Scottish accents and phrases. Using “but” at the end of a sentence is very much an Edinburgh habit. I thought Jazzer was most decidedly West Coast …)
When Jazzer mentions that he’s struggling for a flatmate, Christine said she’d move in, if she didn’t already have a home. Christine sounded quite genuine (and wistful) as she said it.
Could you just imagine what Christine and Jazzer living together would look like …
Christine also mentioned that she thought Jazzer was such a “strong, helpful young man”.
Sounds like a crush to me …
… Ambridge does Mrs Robinson?
*shudder*
Darrell takes the floor boards up
The pressure of Matt Vs Darrell’s morals Vs Rosa’s scooter seems to have driven Darrell slightly potty.
He’s finally doing Matt’s bidding (to inconvenience Arthur and Joyce to the point they move out, by lifting up the floorboards, and leaving them). But he’s doing so will still accepting the tea, cake and chat from Arthur and Joyce.
That’s not very nice. And not very like Darrell. Who is generally a nice chap.
He was even starting to annoy the unflappable Arthur.
Darrell has the upstairs landing up, and also the toilet. With Joyce’s hips, she won’t be able to get anywhere upstairs, including the toilet.
Darrell presses on regardless.
I suppose he also does have a washing machine off, so he must have decided to toughen up and get the money in.
Brian and Jennifer are genuinely supportive
Now that’s a rare thing indeed …
Mike called to say he’d be round to talk to them.
Though they were at first laughing about what Vicky’s christening invitations would look like (probably something tied to a teddy bear, reckoned Jennifer).
After Mike has been. Jennifer and Brian are a bit stunned. They wish they’d been pre-warned so that they could prepare.
[Jennifer] “ … then you might not have said what you said.”
[Brian] “Well I did my best. What are you supposed to say at a time like that?”
[Jennifer] “Well, not ‘my dear chap, I’m so sorry’ …”
[Brian] “Well, I’m not sorry the baby has Down’s Syndrome, I am of course … I wanted Mike to know how sorry I am for all the worry and heart ache they’re in for.”
Aye, I know what Brian means. He wanted to say that he was sorry, but not judging their baby for being any less a baby because it has a condition. What a minefield.
[Jennifer] “I just kept thinking, there but for the grace of god … I was 43 was Alice was born.”
And they both obviously have experience of being an older parent, because of Ruairi.
They reckon Vicky and Mike have a “long road” ahead of them. They’ll be there to give them all the support they need.
Neil was quite right.
Vicky and Mike certainly aren’t alone.
The Flower and Produce Show 2012: Sun 16.09.12
The Archers Sunday 16th September 2012
The Great Ambridge Bread Bake-off (men only)
Caroline’s introducing herself to Jim’s bread, as she’s having to stand in for Oliver.
He can’t make it because his daughter (Emma) has to work (on a Sunday … some sort of how powered firm who’s so bloomin’ important it gets to interrupt), her husband is away on business, and their kid is ill.
But it does mean Oliver will miss his “triumph” … if he wins. Jim’s feeling very confident, and most certainly feels he’s’ better than Neville Booth and Bert Fry.
Jazzer then crashes in with his last minute entry. He’s feeling just as confident.
He’s also feeling a tad impatient during the judging. Which he reckons they’re making a meal out of:
So, the winner was … Oliver!
Jazzer reckons it’s a fix.
He’s especially annoyed Jim beat him with his Roman bread:
Jazzer’s anger might have something more to do with him being disqualified. For using a bread maker. Seems he didn’t know that homemade bread generally doesn’t have a hole in the bottom.
Numpty.
Anyhoo, Ruth got highly commended for her chrysanthemums. And Jim also got a special prize from Ian for the “most interesting entry”.
Well, it’s refreshing to have Jazzer demanding such, rather than Joe (as it most other years).
Sunday Lunch at Willow Farm
Is not something most of the Tucker family look forward to at the moment. Mainly due to Vicky and Mike’s current track record of not being able to behaving civilly to each other.
Roy and Brenda are on their way over.
When Roy and Brenda arrive, Mike’s busy. Painting the baby’s room. Which comes a surprise to them – Mike hadn’t been coping last time they heard.
But now that he is, the family can finally start looking forward to Baby Tucker’s arrival.
As with Vicky, Brenda’s beyond excited, and doesn’t see the baby having Down’s Syndrome as a problem. Brenda reckons her fairy tales aren’t the so called-perfect norm, and she’s looking forward d to sharing those with her sister:
Mike’s agreement that it’s not bad news didn’t sound exactly convincing. Maybe he needs a bit more time …
Jazzer nae mates
Well, ‘Jazzer nae flatmate’, to be exact.
He’s still having trouble trying to find someone to live with him after Harry moved out.
Seems two blokes were interested, came round, but decided not to move in. Jim wonders of Jazzer had bothered to tidy up.
Hmmm.
He is reaching desperation point. Harry paid to the end of the month, so he needs to either find someone willing to put up with his muck, or get the Mr Sheen out!
Kenton and Jolene still aren’t home
They must be going by a very, very, very slow boat.
They’d left New Zealand on 6th September.
- The Great Ambridge Bread Bake-off (men only)
- Sunday Lunch at Willow Farm
- Jazzer nae mates
- Kenton and Jolene still aren’t home
The Great Ambridge Bread Bake-off (men only)
[Caroline] “Is this the famous Roman loaf? … what an interesting shape!”
Caroline’s introducing herself to Jim’s bread, as she’s having to stand in for Oliver.
He can’t make it because his daughter (Emma) has to work (on a Sunday … some sort of how powered firm who’s so bloomin’ important it gets to interrupt), her husband is away on business, and their kid is ill.
[Jim] “So grandchild to the rescue … that’s very altruistic of him.”
But it does mean Oliver will miss his “triumph” … if he wins. Jim’s feeling very confident, and most certainly feels he’s’ better than Neville Booth and Bert Fry.
[Jim] “To tell you the truth Caroline, I don’t care where I;m placed, as long as I beat them.”
Jazzer then crashes in with his last minute entry. He’s feeling just as confident.
[Jazzer] “I don’t know what all the fuss is about. Breed making, easy peasy.”
He’s also feeling a tad impatient during the judging. Which he reckons they’re making a meal out of:
[Jazzer] “How difficult can that be, a carrot is a carrot, is it no?”
So, the winner was … Oliver!
[Jazzer] “Oliver first, Derek Fletcher second, and me nowhere.”
Jazzer reckons it’s a fix.
He’s especially annoyed Jim beat him with his Roman bread:
[Jazzer] “Breed that naebodies eaten since something or other BC, that’s just weird!”
[Jim] “It’s not weird, it’s authentic.”
Jazzer’s anger might have something more to do with him being disqualified. For using a bread maker. Seems he didn’t know that homemade bread generally doesn’t have a hole in the bottom.
Numpty.
Anyhoo, Ruth got highly commended for her chrysanthemums. And Jim also got a special prize from Ian for the “most interesting entry”.
[Jazzer] “This is a travesty. I demand a stewards’ enquiry!”
Well, it’s refreshing to have Jazzer demanding such, rather than Joe (as it most other years).
Sunday Lunch at Willow Farm
Is not something most of the Tucker family look forward to at the moment. Mainly due to Vicky and Mike’s current track record of not being able to behaving civilly to each other.
Roy and Brenda are on their way over.
[Brenda] “Big smiles, think positive.”
When Roy and Brenda arrive, Mike’s busy. Painting the baby’s room. Which comes a surprise to them – Mike hadn’t been coping last time they heard.
But now that he is, the family can finally start looking forward to Baby Tucker’s arrival.
[Brenda] “Can’t believe I;m going to have a sister, I’ve wanted one since I was 5 years old.”
As with Vicky, Brenda’s beyond excited, and doesn’t see the baby having Down’s Syndrome as a problem. Brenda reckons her fairy tales aren’t the so called-perfect norm, and she’s looking forward d to sharing those with her sister:
[Brenda] “Where the Princess ditched the Prince and ran off with the dragon.”
[Vicky] “I would like me to tell everyone that, well, this baby is special … it’s not as if it’s bad news.”
[Brenda] “Of course not.”
[Mike concurs] “No …”
Mike’s agreement that it’s not bad news didn’t sound exactly convincing. Maybe he needs a bit more time …
Jazzer nae mates
Well, ‘Jazzer nae flatmate’, to be exact.
He’s still having trouble trying to find someone to live with him after Harry moved out.
Seems two blokes were interested, came round, but decided not to move in. Jim wonders of Jazzer had bothered to tidy up.
[Jazzer] “I go for the lived in look, what to keep it homely.”
Hmmm.
He is reaching desperation point. Harry paid to the end of the month, so he needs to either find someone willing to put up with his muck, or get the Mr Sheen out!
Kenton and Jolene still aren’t home
They must be going by a very, very, very slow boat.
They’d left New Zealand on 6th September.
Mike and Vicky are having a girl: Properly: Fri 14.09.12
The Archers Friday 14th September 2012
We only listened into Vicky and Mike tonight
Which is quite right too.
It’s about time they talked.
What’s normal?
It started with a wall freeze
Mike’s stressed about the baby. He’s stressed about Vicky. And he’s stressed about having to work extra sans Harry.
(Seems he can’t find anyone to replace Harry to do the milk round.)
When Vicky mentions that she’s thinking of putting a wall freeze round the study/baby’s room, Mike can’t contain his anger:
Well at least Mike said what he felt about their child not being “normal”. Not very palatable to hear, but at least it’s honest.
Vicky’s quite right. It’s what Mike had said to Neil, albeit he was horrified at himself for having thought it.
Vicky also blames him for having had the test, purely because he couldn’t cope with the uncertainty.
And with that, Mike stormed out.
Seems Vicky later stormed out.
When Mike got back in to find she wasn’t there, it calmed him down.
He was ready to talk properly.
Mike’s life sentence
Mike’s perturbed that he’ll have to work well into his 80s. I think he’s missing the point that he’d have had to do that whether their baby had been “normal”.
Mike’s really struggling to get over the ‘fact’ (in Mike’s mind) that their child will be dependent on them, and “never leave home”:
Mike or the baby?
Vicky seems to have had enough. She tells Mike that she’ll do it all without him.
She also wants to start telling everyone that their baby has Down ’s syndrome. She’s “sick” of it being like their “dirty secret”.
Mike storms out again.
Mike, the dinosaur
Mike’s back again. Feeling sorry. Again.
Phew … they both start apologising.
Mike explains that he feels helpless.
Goodness me, there’s a heck of a lot going on for Mike.
He’s scared of being an old dad. He’s scared of having to work well beyond when he’s probably fit to. That’d all be the case if their baby didn’t have Down’s Syndrome.
But the Down’s Syndrome, and Mike’s (lack of) understanding about it, terrifies him. Especially because he believes their child can never leave home, so, when Mike dies, he’ll be leaving Vicky to cope by herself. When she’ll be no Spring chicken herself. Though she will have Brenda and Roy – who Mike’s also worried about having to burden.
Vicky has other ideas:
Right.
Will that really be the last time it’s mentioned?
Somersaulting baby
So, it seems Vicky and Mike had made progress.
Mike’s finally had a chance to say everything he’s wanted to say, Vicky seems to have listened to him.
Vicky’s managed to explain that Mike is a tad ignorant of what a child (and adult) with Down’s Syndrome is capable of, Mike seems to have listened.
Just as they’re settling, the baby does a somersault.
Aw, that’s exactly right, Mike. Nice to hear you say it at last.
Mike tells Vicky that he’ll do his everything to take care of her, and the baby.
Thank goodness for that.
It’s a girl!
Time to get that freeze up
So, now with Mike ready to be a dad, they’ll need to get the study painted as the baby’s bedroom.
Vicky seems to have firm ideas …
(Tear in my eye? Yes, there was).
- We only listened into Vicky and Mike tonight
- What’s normal?
- Mike’s life sentence
- Mike or the baby?
- Mike, the dinosaur
- Somersaulting baby
- It’s a girl!
We only listened into Vicky and Mike tonight
Which is quite right too.
It’s about time they talked.
What’s normal?
It started with a wall freeze
Mike’s stressed about the baby. He’s stressed about Vicky. And he’s stressed about having to work extra sans Harry.
(Seems he can’t find anyone to replace Harry to do the milk round.)
When Vicky mentions that she’s thinking of putting a wall freeze round the study/baby’s room, Mike can’t contain his anger:
[Mike, furious] “What do I think!?! …Yeah, well Abbie’s a normal little girl, isn’t she. I just don’t understand it. The whole thing’s a nightmare. Why can’t you see that?”
Well at least Mike said what he felt about their child not being “normal”. Not very palatable to hear, but at least it’s honest.
[Vicky] “Typical man, he can’t even stand competition from his own kids, you know what I think Mike, it’s pathetic … You don’t want me to be okay, do you … it’s what you’ve been hoping, isn’t it … problem solved, eh Mike?”
Vicky’s quite right. It’s what Mike had said to Neil, albeit he was horrified at himself for having thought it.
Vicky also blames him for having had the test, purely because he couldn’t cope with the uncertainty.
[Vicky] “In the end, it didn’t make any difference did it?Knowing for certain.”
And with that, Mike stormed out.
Seems Vicky later stormed out.
When Mike got back in to find she wasn’t there, it calmed him down.
He was ready to talk properly.
Mike’s life sentence
[Mike, feeling calm] “I’m sorry if I sounded unkind this morning.”
[Vicky, feeling angry] “I am having this baby, Mike. I don’t care what you say.”
[Mike, now also angry] “Let me get this say, whatever I say, whatever I feel, it ain’t gonnae make a blind bit of difference, is that right? If I drop down dead trying to support you both, is that okay too?”
Mike’s perturbed that he’ll have to work well into his 80s. I think he’s missing the point that he’d have had to do that whether their baby had been “normal”.
[Mike] “And I’ll still be getting up at four in the morning. I’ve been working my butt off all my life, and now you’ve condemning me to another 20 years hard labour, is that fair do you think?”
Mike’s really struggling to get over the ‘fact’ (in Mike’s mind) that their child will be dependent on them, and “never leave home”:
[Mike] “It will always depend on us. It’s a life sentence, don’t you understand?”
[Vicky] “No. I don’t … things have changed Mike, all those things you’ve said, it don’t have to be true, it’s my one chance.”
Mike or the baby?
Vicky seems to have had enough. She tells Mike that she’ll do it all without him.
She also wants to start telling everyone that their baby has Down ’s syndrome. She’s “sick” of it being like their “dirty secret”.
[Vicky] “And you can’t stop me.”
[Mike] “So you’d choose this baby over me, would you Vicky?”
[Vicky] “I would, yeah.”
Mike storms out again.
Mike, the dinosaur
Mike’s back again. Feeling sorry. Again.
[Mike] “I hate myself for what I said Vicky. I don’t know myself anymore. I’ve turned into some sort of monster … How could I do it you … you’re right, it is your one chance for being a mother, how can you believe I love you if I’m prepared to deny you that?”
Phew … they both start apologising.
Mike explains that he feels helpless.
[Mike] “This is my child. You’ve got to do something. But you can’t … what really scares me. What will happen to you. I don’t want to leave you to cope on your own, but I;m bound to … that’s what’s so cruel.”
Goodness me, there’s a heck of a lot going on for Mike.
He’s scared of being an old dad. He’s scared of having to work well beyond when he’s probably fit to. That’d all be the case if their baby didn’t have Down’s Syndrome.
But the Down’s Syndrome, and Mike’s (lack of) understanding about it, terrifies him. Especially because he believes their child can never leave home, so, when Mike dies, he’ll be leaving Vicky to cope by herself. When she’ll be no Spring chicken herself. Though she will have Brenda and Roy – who Mike’s also worried about having to burden.
Vicky has other ideas:
[Vicky, mellowing] “Oh, you’re an old dinosaur, that’s your problem. Things are different now Mike. Our baby may have a proper life, enjoy school … maybe even go to College, leave home have relationships, get married, well, if he doesn’t know what’s good for it anyway …”
[Mike] “You're not just pretending to be positive., you really feel it?”
[Vicky] “They say you turn into a lioness, and they’re right.”
[Mike] “I just wish I were ten years younger, that’s all … And you’re sure … I just need to know one last time.”
[Vicky] “I’m not having a termination.”
Right.
Will that really be the last time it’s mentioned?
Somersaulting baby
So, it seems Vicky and Mike had made progress.
Mike’s finally had a chance to say everything he’s wanted to say, Vicky seems to have listened to him.
Vicky’s managed to explain that Mike is a tad ignorant of what a child (and adult) with Down’s Syndrome is capable of, Mike seems to have listened.
Just as they’re settling, the baby does a somersault.
[Mike] “I’ll tell you what. Our baby really is special.”
Aw, that’s exactly right, Mike. Nice to hear you say it at last.
Mike tells Vicky that he’ll do his everything to take care of her, and the baby.
[Mike] “If you’ll let me.”
[Vicky] “Oh Mike, I do need you … It’s like I’ve been outside looking in this week … I’ve been so lonely.”
Mike even wants to read the books Vicky’s been reading.
[Mike] “And you’ll have to tell me what I can do to help. You’ve been shouldering it all on your own.”
Thank goodness for that.
It’s a girl!
Time to get that freeze up
So, now with Mike ready to be a dad, they’ll need to get the study painted as the baby’s bedroom.
Vicky seems to have firm ideas …
[Mike] “You know? So, what colour?”
[Vicky] “Pink. For our daughter.”
[Mike] “I reckon she’s going to be okay, don’t you … she’s got a lioness for a mother.”
(Tear in my eye? Yes, there was).
David and Elizabeth, back together again: Thurs 13.09.12
The Archers Thursday 13th September 2012
Jim shares his shed secret with Lynda
The village is still agog with tales of odd happenings in Jim’s shed.
Later, Jim reveals that he’s been building a … drum roll … Greek/Roman oven
Clever Jim.
That’s what he’s been building in his shed. Though it’s only Lynda who gets to know his secret (so mind and not tell anyone else).
If it was a choice between Mike or the baby …
Neil’s a good mate
Neil makes sure he bumps into Mike, the makes sure Mike meets him later on for a chat.
Which is exactly what Mike needs. Someone to talk to.
Mike talks to Neil about how he and Vicky can’t talk.
Indeed.
Mike or the baby – it’d be the baby for Vicky, every time.
Elizabeth walks in on David
David sneaks in to see Freddie while Elizabeth is out, and has a grand time cheering him up by being so bad at playing a football computer game.
Elizabeth must have come home early, and it must have been a shock to see David there, but she didn’t throw him out. She insisted he stay.
Freddie squarely beats David at the computer game, to which Elizabeth remarks that David is a better loser these days. She remembers what he was like when the family played board games at Christmas.
As David gets to go, Elizabeth walks him out, and thanks him.
Phew!
Thank goodness that’s over.
Now the Archer clan (Phil/Jill branch) can be a proper clan again.
Lucky thing that, what with Christmas approaching.
Ambridge got a Bronze
In Britain in Bloom. Which Lynda is delighted with, and sees as “credible”.
They even got a certificate!
Quite right,
Well done Ambridge.
Squirrel!
(seriously, if you haven’t seen the film Up – please do so soon. Especially recommended for dog owners. And you’ll also understand why I get so excited when anyone mentions squirrel!)
Scruff runs of barking while Jim and Lynda are chatting. Which is what he did when they thought they’d spotted the Ambridge Beast.
They then hear and see bushes rustling. Which is what they saw and heard when they thought they’d spotted the Ambridge Beast.
Oho! Eddie better get to making more of his statues.
- Jim shares his shed secret with Lynda
- If it was a choice between Mike or the baby …
- Elizabeth walks in on David
- Ambridge got a Bronze
- Squirrel!
Jim shares his shed secret with Lynda
The village is still agog with tales of odd happenings in Jim’s shed.
[David] “Smoke pouring out of the door, and Jim rushing in with a bucket of water”
Later, Jim reveals that he’s been building a … drum roll … Greek/Roman oven
Clever Jim.
That’s what he’s been building in his shed. Though it’s only Lynda who gets to know his secret (so mind and not tell anyone else).
If it was a choice between Mike or the baby …
Neil’s a good mate
Neil makes sure he bumps into Mike, the makes sure Mike meets him later on for a chat.
Which is exactly what Mike needs. Someone to talk to.
[Mike] “Keep thinking I’m going to wake up … find out it’s all going to be a bad dream … never realised how happy I was, until this happened.”
Mike talks to Neil about how he and Vicky can’t talk.
[Mike] “Nothing seems to come natural. It’s like we’re both trying to fill the silence, somehow … all I can think about is how can we possibly manage, it’s like a dark cloud over me all the time … is it fair on the child … bringing it into the world.”
[Neil] “And you can’t say that to her?”
[Mike] “She can’t even think about it. She wants the baby Neil. I just wish I could turn the clock back.”
[Neil] “I know it’s not what either of you would have chosen, but it’s happened … and maybe there’s one thing you need to remember in all this … Vicky; made you so happy these last few years … she changed everything, didn’t she … so if you try to insist that she has a termination, won’t you risk losing her.”
[Mike] “I know. I just can’t imagine life without her.”
[Neil] “If she wants to have this baby, nothing’s going to stop her.”
[Mike] “That’s what scares me.”
Indeed.
Mike or the baby – it’d be the baby for Vicky, every time.
Elizabeth walks in on David
David sneaks in to see Freddie while Elizabeth is out, and has a grand time cheering him up by being so bad at playing a football computer game.
Elizabeth must have come home early, and it must have been a shock to see David there, but she didn’t throw him out. She insisted he stay.
Freddie squarely beats David at the computer game, to which Elizabeth remarks that David is a better loser these days. She remembers what he was like when the family played board games at Christmas.
[Elizabeth] “You’d get really annoyed if I beat you then.”
[David] “What? It was you! If you didn’t get Park lane or Mayfair, you’d tip the board over.”
[Freddie] “I just can’t believe how you managed without computer games”
As David gets to go, Elizabeth walks him out, and thanks him.
[Elizabeth] “Freddie seems so much brighter for seeing you.”
[David] “I can’t tell you what it’s meant to be here again Elizabeth. I’ve missed you.”
[Elizabeth] “Me too.”
Phew!
Thank goodness that’s over.
Now the Archer clan (Phil/Jill branch) can be a proper clan again.
Lucky thing that, what with Christmas approaching.
Ambridge got a Bronze
In Britain in Bloom. Which Lynda is delighted with, and sees as “credible”.
They even got a certificate!
[Lynda] “We thought it should take pride of place in the village hall so everyone could share in its glory.”
Quite right,
Well done Ambridge.
Squirrel!
(seriously, if you haven’t seen the film Up – please do so soon. Especially recommended for dog owners. And you’ll also understand why I get so excited when anyone mentions squirrel!)
Scruff runs of barking while Jim and Lynda are chatting. Which is what he did when they thought they’d spotted the Ambridge Beast.
They then hear and see bushes rustling. Which is what they saw and heard when they thought they’d spotted the Ambridge Beast.
[Lynda] “You don’t think … surely …”
[Jim] “I don’t know Lynda, but shall we keep it to ourselves this time … and whatever it was, I should say it was considerably larger than a squirrel, wouldn’t you?”
Oho! Eddie better get to making more of his statues.
A specialist job for a specialist carpenter: Mon 10.09.12
The Archers Monday 10th September 2012
Darrell’s got a new job, but …
Darrell’s (nearly, possibly) got a new job, at a Church. It’ll use his specialist carpentry skills (and also obviously get him away from Matt!).
Darrell’s already celebrating with cans of lager. Even before he’s been told he definitely has it.
Later on, he’s told he has got it.
Darrell is over the moon. Though it doesn’t last long.
While Darrell wants to quit Amside now:
Elona’s worried about the bills.
That bloomin’ scooter!
If Darrell can stand up to Matt, why can’t he stand up to his own family?
When collusion isn’t collusion?
When Lilian is only lending a hand …
She’s off to help Peggy with her Flower and Produce Show craft entry. Matt claims they’re cheating.
Oh dear.
Lilian really (really) isn’t happy with Matt at the moment.
Just imagine how delighted when she hears that Darrell is leaving … and why!
Vicky’s baby will be beautiful
Vicky has been finding solace online. She’s found a lot of other people who are going through, and have been through, everything she (and Mike) are experiencing. She’s wondering how on earth anyone coped before the internet:
Vicky tells Brenda about a post another mum had written about how there was lots of information for a couple having a Down’s Syndrome baby, no one told them how beautiful their baby was going to be …
She and Brenda coo over photos online of children with Down’s Syndrome.
Which was delightful to hear.
Thank goodness for Brenda!
Lilian really hates Matt right now …
Adam stumbles across Lilian, who is trying to look incredibly busy in a café.
Lilian just wasn’t in the mood to make an effort for anyone else.
But Aunty Lil doesn’t need to make an effort when it comes to her beloved nephew Adam.
Shame can be said for her (allegedly) beloved Matt.
She really does have a downer on him at the moment. Odd, when there’s be so many better times (when he’s behaved even worse) to turn the cold shoulder.
Everyone wants Ian!
Not just Pavel, it would seem.
The rest of the men in and near Ambridge also want Ian for his taste in bread.
(only in Ambridge!)
Jaxx can do blast freezing
Tom has managed to persuade Kirsty and Frank (Jaxx’s chef, one assumes) to do their ready meals for a “bit extra” money.
Tom’s also well chuffed that they can cook it, then blast freeze it as well.
(I wonder … is Brenda excited about the baby because it’s a baby, and her new sister or brother. Or, is she ready for one of her own …)
- Darrell’s got a new job, but …
- When collusion isn’t collusion?
- Vicky’s baby will be beautiful
- Lilian really hates Matt right now …
- Everyone wants Ian!
- Jaxx can do blast freezing
Darrell’s got a new job, but …
Darrell’s (nearly, possibly) got a new job, at a Church. It’ll use his specialist carpentry skills (and also obviously get him away from Matt!).
Darrell’s already celebrating with cans of lager. Even before he’s been told he definitely has it.
Later on, he’s told he has got it.
Darrell is over the moon. Though it doesn’t last long.
While Darrell wants to quit Amside now:
[Darrell] “I thought it might be sensible to diversify.”
Elona’s worried about the bills.
[Elona] “And there is Rosa’s scooter as well.”
That bloomin’ scooter!
If Darrell can stand up to Matt, why can’t he stand up to his own family?
When collusion isn’t collusion?
When Lilian is only lending a hand …
She’s off to help Peggy with her Flower and Produce Show craft entry. Matt claims they’re cheating.
[Lilian, snapping his head off … metaphorically. Obviously] “It’s not collusion Matt, mum just asked me to pick up some materials she needed!”
Oh dear.
Lilian really (really) isn’t happy with Matt at the moment.
Just imagine how delighted when she hears that Darrell is leaving … and why!
Vicky’s baby will be beautiful
Vicky has been finding solace online. She’s found a lot of other people who are going through, and have been through, everything she (and Mike) are experiencing. She’s wondering how on earth anyone coped before the internet:
[Brenda] “I guess they just had to write letters and telephone people.”
[Vicky] “Now you feel like you’re plugged in right away”
Vicky tells Brenda about a post another mum had written about how there was lots of information for a couple having a Down’s Syndrome baby, no one told them how beautiful their baby was going to be …
[Vicky] “You stop thinking so much of what’s wrong, and you start getting excited again.”
She and Brenda coo over photos online of children with Down’s Syndrome.
Which was delightful to hear.
Thank goodness for Brenda!
Lilian really hates Matt right now …
Adam stumbles across Lilian, who is trying to look incredibly busy in a café.
[Adam] “Been doing your Greta Garbo act were you?”
Lilian just wasn’t in the mood to make an effort for anyone else.
But Aunty Lil doesn’t need to make an effort when it comes to her beloved nephew Adam.
Shame can be said for her (allegedly) beloved Matt.
She really does have a downer on him at the moment. Odd, when there’s be so many better times (when he’s behaved even worse) to turn the cold shoulder.
Everyone wants Ian!
Not just Pavel, it would seem.
The rest of the men in and near Ambridge also want Ian for his taste in bread.
(only in Ambridge!)
Jaxx can do blast freezing
Tom has managed to persuade Kirsty and Frank (Jaxx’s chef, one assumes) to do their ready meals for a “bit extra” money.
Tom’s also well chuffed that they can cook it, then blast freeze it as well.
[Tom, pulling himself up without prompting for once] “Sorry Bren. I’m rattling on again.”
(I wonder … is Brenda excited about the baby because it’s a baby, and her new sister or brother. Or, is she ready for one of her own …)
Brenda’s excited about her brother or sister: Sun 09.09.12
The Archers Sunday 9th September 2012
Jill’s not action packed enough for Freddie
Jill’s tending to the rather broken Freddie.
He’s not very amused.
She’s brought him a book, but he doesn’t believe it is “action-packed” enough to keep away his utter boredom. Freddie’s the sort of chap who needs to be up an at ‘em, not stuck in bed with a book.
Freda’s on the sausage casserole duty
For Tom’s ready meals.
Bless her.
It’s not as if she’s generally found to be willing to try something new (which is a shame for The Bull regulars).
At least Brenda sees the positive side
To Vicky and Mike’s baby.
Thank goodness someone else does!
Roy can only see a “terrible future” for Vicky and Mike. At the very least, he can’t see how Mike will ever cope.
Both Roy and Brenda are worried about Mike getting depressed again (as he did after Betty died).
I suspect that when Mike holds his child, he might forget his worries.
What’s Jim doing in his shed?
Seems he’s “banging and bumping”, according to Ruth.
Something to do with the Flower and Produce Show’s ‘men only’ bread making?
Wonder what on earth he could be doing …
Did anyone remember Elizabeth and David still aren’t talking?
I’d clean forgotten about it.
Until today.
Jill mentioned to Ruth that Elizabeth had apologised, and admitted fault, to Shula for Freddie’s accident.
Jill was shocked. Ruth was shocked.
And Ruth mentioned that she needs to find a way for Elizabeth and David.
Though if that involves Elizabeth apologising or admitting fault, I wish Ruth well, but don’t rate her chances.
It’s all ready meals, ready meals, ready meals …
Goodness me, I’d also forgotten how dull Tom can be.
Ready meals is all the chap can think about (though he does apologise to Brenda for going on about it, rather than asking her how her dad and Vicky are getting on. So there is still a glimmer of hope).
Very odd, but both Tom and Brenda were surprised when Fallon insisted they get their own chef, if they want to use The Bull’s kitchen.
Silly Tom and Brenda.
They’re lucky Fallon also doesn’t demand a percentage. Tom and Brenda would if the ample kitchen was in the other premises!
- Jill’s not action packed enough for Freddie
- Freda’s on the sausage casserole duty
- At least Brenda sees the positive side
- What’s Jim doing in his shed?
- Did anyone remember Elizabeth and David still aren’t talking?
- It’s all ready meals, ready meals, ready meals …
Jill’s not action packed enough for Freddie
Jill’s tending to the rather broken Freddie.
He’s not very amused.
She’s brought him a book, but he doesn’t believe it is “action-packed” enough to keep away his utter boredom. Freddie’s the sort of chap who needs to be up an at ‘em, not stuck in bed with a book.
Freda’s on the sausage casserole duty
For Tom’s ready meals.
Bless her.
It’s not as if she’s generally found to be willing to try something new (which is a shame for The Bull regulars).
At least Brenda sees the positive side
To Vicky and Mike’s baby.
Thank goodness someone else does!
[Brenda] “I’ve seen a totally different side to Vicky … I’ve hardly been her biggest fan in the past … but now, whatever she’s feeling on the inside, she just seems so strong and uncomplaining .. .she so wants dad to be okay with it.”
[Roy] “Well he’s not … he’d just got his head around the idea of having a baby, then wham, this hits him … totally panicked.”
Roy can only see a “terrible future” for Vicky and Mike. At the very least, he can’t see how Mike will ever cope.
[Roy] “He was going round in circles. Just can’t seem to see a way out.”
Both Roy and Brenda are worried about Mike getting depressed again (as he did after Betty died).
[Brenda] “I do feel excited too though. About having a little brother or sister. It could be a real blessing for them in the end.”
[Roy] “I can’t see dad ever thinking it a blessing … all he feels is terror. How’s he going to get over that?”
I suspect that when Mike holds his child, he might forget his worries.
What’s Jim doing in his shed?
Seems he’s “banging and bumping”, according to Ruth.
Something to do with the Flower and Produce Show’s ‘men only’ bread making?
Wonder what on earth he could be doing …
Did anyone remember Elizabeth and David still aren’t talking?
I’d clean forgotten about it.
Until today.
Jill mentioned to Ruth that Elizabeth had apologised, and admitted fault, to Shula for Freddie’s accident.
Jill was shocked. Ruth was shocked.
And Ruth mentioned that she needs to find a way for Elizabeth and David.
Though if that involves Elizabeth apologising or admitting fault, I wish Ruth well, but don’t rate her chances.
It’s all ready meals, ready meals, ready meals …
Goodness me, I’d also forgotten how dull Tom can be.
Ready meals is all the chap can think about (though he does apologise to Brenda for going on about it, rather than asking her how her dad and Vicky are getting on. So there is still a glimmer of hope).
Very odd, but both Tom and Brenda were surprised when Fallon insisted they get their own chef, if they want to use The Bull’s kitchen.
Silly Tom and Brenda.
They’re lucky Fallon also doesn’t demand a percentage. Tom and Brenda would if the ample kitchen was in the other premises!
Mike talks to Neil: Fri 07.09.12
The Archers Friday 7th September 2012
Matt gets cheeky
Poor Darrell. He can’t avoid Matt forever, so goes into the office to see him. Matt keeps him waiting. Not a great start …
Matt wants to know what Darrell’s been up to at Arthur and Joyce’s. He’s none too happy that Darrell hasn’t ripped up all of the floorboards yet. Darrell almost (almost) says an outright ‘no’ to Matt.
Aha!
Good on you Darrell, turning Matt’s claims to Lilian round on him.
Who does Adam think he is?
Adam demands Pavel into the office.
He sounded like Lord of the Manor.
A Lord that’s been caught with the footman …
… or actually, the Lord who has to deal with a footman who he’s been dallying with, and who has now tried to dally with his … erm … wedded Lord. (well, Ian ain't no lady!)
Pavel is entirely unrepentant at coming on to Ian. He reckons they have chemistry, so why not.
Pavel tells Adam that Ian was actually interested in him. That he enjoyed their kiss. That Ian has said it was “nice”.
What a liar! He didn’t even manage to engage with Ian lips, let alone have Ian tell him anything other than ‘get out’!
Neil likes rubbing pigs’ ears
And I’m sure the pigs like it too.
Susan’s desire to eat pig feed
Neil’s remembering a time when Susan was pregnant, and she was helping to feed the pigs.
Seems it was Susan’s cravings time. Which sets Neil wondering about Vicky:
And at last, Mike talks about how he feels …
“Until she found out she were one number short”
(Mike’s blunt way of outing it, but I suppose he’s got every right)
Mike wonders aloud to Neil if it’d be better than they didn’t have the baby.
Fair point Neil. But with Vicky determined to not consider any option other than having their baby, what choice does that leave Mike?
Well, none. None at all. Apart from leaving Vicky …
Neil reckons no-one else than Mike and Vicky can decide on that.
But they need to know:
Mike gave big sigh.
He did know that, but so desperately needed to hear it.
Thank goodness he’s finally talked to someone out of the family, who can look it at it from his point of view.
What he’ll do next, only Mike knows.
Tom hasn’t got a kitchen
Tom’s back on about his ready meals.
He reckons he needs 80 to 100 meals for a sampling, but he hasn’t got a kitchen large enough to cook them.
Seems he and Brenda’s plan has always been to build their own house. In which, Tom plans to have a huge kitchen.
Actually, Brenda didn’t sound so keen …
… that’s another clue, I reckon.
What is going to happen about Tom and Brenda?
Their engagement is never to be?
- Matt gets cheeky
- Who does Adam think he is?
- Neil likes rubbing pigs’ ears
- Susan’s desire to eat pig feed
- “Until she found out she were one number short”
- Tom hasn’t got a kitchen
Matt gets cheeky
[Matt] “I nearly sent a carrier pigeon but I was afraid you’d gone feral and might eat it!”
Poor Darrell. He can’t avoid Matt forever, so goes into the office to see him. Matt keeps him waiting. Not a great start …
[Darrell] “Matt, Danny’s waiting in the van!”
[Matt] “Well I hope you left a window open and a bowl of water … he’ll cope, he’s good at sitting on his backside doing nothing.”
Matt wants to know what Darrell’s been up to at Arthur and Joyce’s. He’s none too happy that Darrell hasn’t ripped up all of the floorboards yet. Darrell almost (almost) says an outright ‘no’ to Matt.
[Darrell] “You’re not that kind of landlord are you matt. You wouldn’t want to hurt them, would you?”
Aha!
Good on you Darrell, turning Matt’s claims to Lilian round on him.
Who does Adam think he is?
Adam demands Pavel into the office.
He sounded like Lord of the Manor.
A Lord that’s been caught with the footman …
… or actually, the Lord who has to deal with a footman who he’s been dallying with, and who has now tried to dally with his … erm … wedded Lord. (well, Ian ain't no lady!)
[Adam] “You tried to get off with him!”
[Pavel] “You need to do what little Ruairi says. Chill.”
Pavel is entirely unrepentant at coming on to Ian. He reckons they have chemistry, so why not.
[Pavel] “Well, now you don’t like me, maybe he wants to make a mistake too …”
Pavel tells Adam that Ian was actually interested in him. That he enjoyed their kiss. That Ian has said it was “nice”.
What a liar! He didn’t even manage to engage with Ian lips, let alone have Ian tell him anything other than ‘get out’!
[Pavel] “You don’t like me anymore. Why mustn’t I try elsewhere?”
Neil likes rubbing pigs’ ears
And I’m sure the pigs like it too.
Susan’s desire to eat pig feed
[Neil] “You know what I was just thinking?”
[Mike] “Pigs are awkward animals?”
[Neil] “The way she was hovering up the feed …”
Neil’s remembering a time when Susan was pregnant, and she was helping to feed the pigs.
[Neil] “I caught her staring at the pig nuts like she wanted to eat one.”
Seems it was Susan’s cravings time. Which sets Neil wondering about Vicky:
[Neil] “No funny little cravings?”
[Mike] “No, we ain’t been laughing that much actually.”
And at last, Mike talks about how he feels …
“Until she found out she were one number short”
(Mike’s blunt way of outing it, but I suppose he’s got every right)
[Mike] “everything’s got worse, like a big black cloud has come down on us, and I can’t see a way through … she thought she’d never have the chance to be a mother, this was like winning the lottery. Until we found she were one number short.”
Mike wonders aloud to Neil if it’d be better than they didn’t have the baby.
[Neil] “Is that what you want?”
[Mike] “I don’t know. But I feel so bad about it.”
[Neil] “If you feel so bad about it, maybe it’s not the right thing to do.”
Fair point Neil. But with Vicky determined to not consider any option other than having their baby, what choice does that leave Mike?
Well, none. None at all. Apart from leaving Vicky …
[Mike] “What’s worse Neil. Hoping through all that pain now, or saving it up, maybe a lost worse, for the future?”
Neil reckons no-one else than Mike and Vicky can decide on that.
But they need to know:
[Neil] “You’ve got your children. All of your friends. You do know you’re not facing this alone, don’t you?”
Mike gave big sigh.
He did know that, but so desperately needed to hear it.
Thank goodness he’s finally talked to someone out of the family, who can look it at it from his point of view.
What he’ll do next, only Mike knows.
Tom hasn’t got a kitchen
Tom’s back on about his ready meals.
He reckons he needs 80 to 100 meals for a sampling, but he hasn’t got a kitchen large enough to cook them.
[Tom] “Yet another disadvantage of renting.”
Seems he and Brenda’s plan has always been to build their own house. In which, Tom plans to have a huge kitchen.
Actually, Brenda didn’t sound so keen …
… that’s another clue, I reckon.
What is going to happen about Tom and Brenda?
Their engagement is never to be?
Pavel tries it on with Ian: Thurs 06.09.12
The Archers Thursday 6th September 2012
You can lead a cow to milk …
… but it takes two farmers to make it drink.
David’s got a new cow, only born two days ago, who isn’t able to help itself to the milk bar. She doesn’t seem to understand what to do, and the other cows keep barging her out of the way.
But all’s well.
She takes to it fine in the end.
With age comes a better attitude to livestock
So reckons Lynda.
(she’s talking about Scruff)
Lynda’s on about TPOs
She’s worried about an Oak at end of Manorfield Close. Something about it being crowned and whether it has a Tree Preservation Order.
So, she goes to ask Mike.
He’s the Tree Warden.
He tells her that’s all’s well, as that tree doesn’t have a TPO.
Then Lynda puts her mouth in it …
Lynda puts her mouth in it
Oops.
Lynda isn’t supposed to know. Vicky isn’t supposed to have told anyone out of the family.
Mike holds his tongue with Lynda, but gives Vicky both barrels later on.
Vicky reckons Lynda is a true friend, so wouldn’t dare gossip.
I concur with Vicky. Lynda may have her faults, but a lack of loyalty isn’t one of them.
But, of course, it isn’t really Lynda that Mike is furious about. It’s the whole situation they (and their baby) find themselves in.
Mike storms off …
Tricky.
Mike’s right that he really doesn’t have a say. Vicky’s the only one who can make their mind up.
But how is Vicky supposed to cope, let alone explain her feelings, when Mike just shouts and leaves?
Pavel tries to seduce Ian
Pavel calls round at Ian and Adam’s. He wants to see Adam, but he’s out. He tells Ian that he’s bored, bored, bored.
So Ian invites him in for dinner and wine while they wait for Adam to get back from work.
Ian’s also rudely interrupted by phone calls from Neville Booth, Oliver Sterling (and the like) wanting to know more about hot to make the perfect bread (for the Flower and Produce Show).
Pavel asks Ian to sit right next to him, so that he can hear him better. Ian, oblivious, does so:
(Pavel tries to kiss Ian)
Ian does not agree, and sends Pavel packing (after he’s allowed to finish his wine. Ian still has his manners).
And Ian being Ian, he tells Adam what happened when Adam gets back in. By that time, Ian can see the funny side of it.
Ian plays it down. And takes the Michael out of Adam for suggesting that Pavel couldn’t find him (Ian) attractive).
Ah, that must have been a sting to Adam’s guilty conscience.
If only he was half the man that Ian was … he’d have told Ian about the one night stand with Pavel, and dealt with the consequences head on.
Instead, he’s got to continue lying, and now has the worry that Pavel will keep using his special charms to get Ian into bed.
But Adam doesn’t need to worry.
As I said, Ian’s twice the man Adam is.
Adam’s found to something to like about the Super Dairy
Well, I don’t suppose we can blame him. He’d need to have at least one thing to stay positive and sane about.
David was mentioning he’d seen lorries arriving at Valley Farm (the one with the swifts, whom one assumes will not be as welcome back next year). Adam tells him their getting the start of the foundations down, and also the anaerobic digester.
Adam’s a fan of the ‘AD Unit’. Seems it’ll produce enough power foe the whole dairy, the workers’ accommodation and also to sell back to the grid.
He also thinks Brian should have covered the Super Dairy in solar panels to generate even more power.
Hmmm … is that more about Adam Vs Brian than Adam saving the planet or their business money?
- You can lead a cow to milk …
- With age comes a better attitude to livestock
- Lynda’s on about TPOs
- Lynda puts her mouth in it
- Pavel tries to seduce Ian
- Adam’s found to something to like about the Super Dairy
You can lead a cow to milk …
… but it takes two farmers to make it drink.
David’s got a new cow, only born two days ago, who isn’t able to help itself to the milk bar. She doesn’t seem to understand what to do, and the other cows keep barging her out of the way.
[Adam] “She doesn’t look very assertive … do you want me to act as bouncer? … You may need to draw a diagram.”
But all’s well.
She takes to it fine in the end.
With age comes a better attitude to livestock
So reckons Lynda.
(she’s talking about Scruff)
Lynda’s on about TPOs
She’s worried about an Oak at end of Manorfield Close. Something about it being crowned and whether it has a Tree Preservation Order.
So, she goes to ask Mike.
He’s the Tree Warden.
He tells her that’s all’s well, as that tree doesn’t have a TPO.
Then Lynda puts her mouth in it …
Lynda puts her mouth in it
[Lynda] “I know the pair of you are facing some extra challenges now, but together, you and Vicky will be more than a match for them.”
Oops.
Lynda isn’t supposed to know. Vicky isn’t supposed to have told anyone out of the family.
Mike holds his tongue with Lynda, but gives Vicky both barrels later on.
[Mike] “A juicy piece of gossip like that. She’ll love spreading it round!”
Vicky reckons Lynda is a true friend, so wouldn’t dare gossip.
I concur with Vicky. Lynda may have her faults, but a lack of loyalty isn’t one of them.
But, of course, it isn’t really Lynda that Mike is furious about. It’s the whole situation they (and their baby) find themselves in.
[Vicky] “I don’t know what you’re saying Mike because you’re not talking.”
[Mike] “I’m not talking because you're not listening. You won’t listen to me. You’ve already made your mind up.”
[Vicky] “I have no choice.”
Mike storms off …
Tricky.
Mike’s right that he really doesn’t have a say. Vicky’s the only one who can make their mind up.
But how is Vicky supposed to cope, let alone explain her feelings, when Mike just shouts and leaves?
Pavel tries to seduce Ian
Pavel calls round at Ian and Adam’s. He wants to see Adam, but he’s out. He tells Ian that he’s bored, bored, bored.
[Pavel] “I’m going out of my mind, with boredom, there’s nothing to do. I need to get away from the caravans.”
So Ian invites him in for dinner and wine while they wait for Adam to get back from work.
Ian’s also rudely interrupted by phone calls from Neville Booth, Oliver Sterling (and the like) wanting to know more about hot to make the perfect bread (for the Flower and Produce Show).
Pavel asks Ian to sit right next to him, so that he can hear him better. Ian, oblivious, does so:
[Pavel] “Maybe they aren’t interested in the bread. Maybe it’s you … I like guys who make things. It’s sexy …”
(Pavel tries to kiss Ian)
[Ian] “That’s out of line!”
[Pavel] “For fun!”
Ian does not agree, and sends Pavel packing (after he’s allowed to finish his wine. Ian still has his manners).
And Ian being Ian, he tells Adam what happened when Adam gets back in. By that time, Ian can see the funny side of it.
[Ian] “He’s got all the patter … before you know it, bang, hand on the thigh and in for the big kiss!”
[Adam] “You’re not serious … it wasn’t a joke?”
Ian plays it down. And takes the Michael out of Adam for suggesting that Pavel couldn’t find him (Ian) attractive).
[Adam] “All the same. It shouldn’t have happened.”
[Ian] “Hey, you don’t think for one second I was tempted? … of course I wasn’t. Why would I want a quick fumble with a silly kid like Pavel, not when I’ve got you Adam?”
Ah, that must have been a sting to Adam’s guilty conscience.
If only he was half the man that Ian was … he’d have told Ian about the one night stand with Pavel, and dealt with the consequences head on.
Instead, he’s got to continue lying, and now has the worry that Pavel will keep using his special charms to get Ian into bed.
But Adam doesn’t need to worry.
As I said, Ian’s twice the man Adam is.
Adam’s found to something to like about the Super Dairy
Well, I don’t suppose we can blame him. He’d need to have at least one thing to stay positive and sane about.
David was mentioning he’d seen lorries arriving at Valley Farm (the one with the swifts, whom one assumes will not be as welcome back next year). Adam tells him their getting the start of the foundations down, and also the anaerobic digester.
Adam’s a fan of the ‘AD Unit’. Seems it’ll produce enough power foe the whole dairy, the workers’ accommodation and also to sell back to the grid.
He also thinks Brian should have covered the Super Dairy in solar panels to generate even more power.
[Adam] “The more you control your energy. The less you get mucked about.”
Hmmm … is that more about Adam Vs Brian than Adam saving the planet or their business money?
Elizabeth apologises AND takes responsibility: Tues 04.09.12
The Archers Tuesday 4th September 2012
The first crop of carrots
Brenda is (rather unwillingly) helping Tom to lift this year’s first carrots from Bridge Farm.
Seems Jamie won’t be happy to hear that. For some odd reason, Kathy’s there watching them lift the carrots, and says that:
So she’s going to make goulash, which Jamie adores, and hide carrots so Jamie will eat them.
Which he doesn’t. he just picks them out.
Kathy really does need to get out more.
Chilled or frozen?
Tom and Brenda are back on the chat about ready meals.
They’re arguing over whether to do the ready meals chilled or frozen.
Kathy concurs with Tom that chilled sounds better (in a more healthy, fresh way, I’ll assume), but ever-the-practical Brenda thinks frozen is more practical (for them or the customer, I don’t know).
They’re wasting their time asking Kathy for her opinion. She buys chilled, then freezes them. And:
Go on Kathy.
Live a little!
Brenda and Tom mention they’re engaged!
Blimey!
Feels like years since they acknowledge they’d betrothed.
But, it was hardly in a romantic way.
Brenda had taken her engagement ring off while they were working with the carrots, then couldn’t find it.
She was starting to get hysterical when Tom found it.
(ha! That was quite witty of Tom)
Anyhoo – it wasn’t anything important to listen in to, so I wonder if it’s a hint that they might actually be getting married sometime soon …
Jamie can’t go to Tug Fowler
Though he’s been watching Tug Fowler on his computer (must be YouTube and the like), he can’t go and see him at The Bull.
Over 18s only.
Aye, life’s like that, young My Perks.
Brenda proves her worth
My word.
Brenda is not only showing her human side, she’s actually proving to be quite a decent human at that.
She and Tom are talking about Vicky and Mike’s baby.
But Brenda isn’t so sure it’s “sad”. Though Mike wasn’t the greatest dad for her and Roy:
Elizabeth, self-chastising
Elizabeth calls round to see Shula.
Not at all.
Elizabeth tells Shula that she was angry at Shula for asking Freddie to take Topper’s tackle off (it’s “what started” Freddie getting hurt). She was also angry at the bloke on the motorbike who startled Topper into throwing Freddie. And, she’s angry at Nigel.
Seems Elizabeth stood in front of a mirror last night.
(well, I totally disagree with Shula there. Elizabeth needs to have that hard look at herself and acknowledge when she’s wrong).
Elizabeth plays the Nigel card.
Damn!
I only just said yesterday that it was about time someone told Elizabeth not to use the Nigel excuse anymore. Shula did. And has now retracted it.
10 steps back yet again …
Jamie’s “not bothered”
Jamie wouldn’t say much to Kathy about his first day at College.
After much prying, he admits it’s because he’d seen Natalie.
So Natalie has a new boyfriend, and Jamie reckons he’s “not bothered” if he ever speaks to her again.
Should we be bothered about such common teenage angst?
- The first crop of carrots
- Chilled or frozen?
- Brenda and Tom mention they’re engaged!
- Jamie can’t go to Tug Fowler
- Brenda proves her worth
- Elizabeth, self-chastising
- Jamie’s “not bothered”
The first crop of carrots
Brenda is (rather unwillingly) helping Tom to lift this year’s first carrots from Bridge Farm.
Seems Jamie won’t be happy to hear that. For some odd reason, Kathy’s there watching them lift the carrots, and says that:
[Kathy] “He isn’t keen on any vegetables unless their swamped in a sauce.”
So she’s going to make goulash, which Jamie adores, and hide carrots so Jamie will eat them.
Which he doesn’t. he just picks them out.
Kathy really does need to get out more.
Chilled or frozen?
Tom and Brenda are back on the chat about ready meals.
They’re arguing over whether to do the ready meals chilled or frozen.
Kathy concurs with Tom that chilled sounds better (in a more healthy, fresh way, I’ll assume), but ever-the-practical Brenda thinks frozen is more practical (for them or the customer, I don’t know).
They’re wasting their time asking Kathy for her opinion. She buys chilled, then freezes them. And:
[Kathy] “I prefer, not taking sides, then you can’t get blamed for anything.”
Go on Kathy.
Live a little!
Brenda and Tom mention they’re engaged!
Blimey!
Feels like years since they acknowledge they’d betrothed.
But, it was hardly in a romantic way.
Brenda had taken her engagement ring off while they were working with the carrots, then couldn’t find it.
She was starting to get hysterical when Tom found it.
[Tom] “No need to go all Gollum on me!”
(ha! That was quite witty of Tom)
Anyhoo – it wasn’t anything important to listen in to, so I wonder if it’s a hint that they might actually be getting married sometime soon …
Jamie can’t go to Tug Fowler
Though he’s been watching Tug Fowler on his computer (must be YouTube and the like), he can’t go and see him at The Bull.
Over 18s only.
[Jamie] “But it’s totally unfair!”
Aye, life’s like that, young My Perks.
Brenda proves her worth
My word.
Brenda is not only showing her human side, she’s actually proving to be quite a decent human at that.
She and Tom are talking about Vicky and Mike’s baby.
[Tom] “I just feel sorry for them. Having a child at their age is hard enough, but when it’s got Down’s … it’s so sad.”
But Brenda isn’t so sure it’s “sad”. Though Mike wasn’t the greatest dad for her and Roy:
[Brenda] “He’s changed so much Tom, he’s much more open than he used to be, since mum died … the more you ask of him, the more he gives.”
[Tom] “The baby will need to much extra help. Do you think they’ll cope?”
[Brenda] “I don’t know. I think maybe they’ll do more than cope … I think it will really work out for them … up to now Vicky and dad have never had anything that’s their own … this could pull them together, make them a better team.”
Elizabeth, self-chastising
Elizabeth calls round to see Shula.
[Shula] “If you’re expecting an apology for what I said …”
Not at all.
Elizabeth tells Shula that she was angry at Shula for asking Freddie to take Topper’s tackle off (it’s “what started” Freddie getting hurt). She was also angry at the bloke on the motorbike who startled Topper into throwing Freddie. And, she’s angry at Nigel.
[Elizabeth] “Yes, I get angry with him, all the time. How am I supposed to bring up Freddie and Lily alone, I’m hopeless at it.”
Seems Elizabeth stood in front of a mirror last night.
[Elizabeth] “I just stood there and called myself every name under the sun … I nearly let Freddie get killed, and then I blame everyone else.”
[Shula] “Now you’re being too hard on yourself.”
(well, I totally disagree with Shula there. Elizabeth needs to have that hard look at herself and acknowledge when she’s wrong).
Elizabeth plays the Nigel card.
[Elizabeth] “Shula, he has a look sometimes, he asks me something and I just melt. He really is Nigel’s son … don’t you make excuses for me, I know what I should have done … I’m stupid, I get it all wrong … forgive me?”
[Shula] “You don’t even have to ask. Yes. Of course I do. You’re my sister.”
Damn!
I only just said yesterday that it was about time someone told Elizabeth not to use the Nigel excuse anymore. Shula did. And has now retracted it.
10 steps back yet again …
Jamie’s “not bothered”
Jamie wouldn’t say much to Kathy about his first day at College.
After much prying, he admits it’s because he’d seen Natalie.
[Jamie] “If Natalie wants to hang out with some loser from the basketball team, then go ahead.”
So Natalie has a new boyfriend, and Jamie reckons he’s “not bothered” if he ever speaks to her again.
Should we be bothered about such common teenage angst?
Mike’s depressed: Mon 03.09.12
The Archers Monday 3rd September 2012
[Joe] “Curries don’t come natural to you, Clarrie”
Seems Clarrie feels she was out of her comfort zone making curries out of the wild boar meat. Joe reckons everyone who ate it was out of their comfort zone as well …
So the Grundys are still trying to eat their way through that boar. Seems it’s not going well.
It’s Grundy Turkey time!
Must mean Christmas is on the way … *groan*.
Though Joe may make a few pennies from the turkeys, he doesn’t seem to respect their intellectual abilities.
The men get baking bread
Seems Bert and Derek are going to have a go for the Flower and Produce Show, though everyone thinks Bert’s will be made by Freda.
That’s cheeky.
I’m sure Bert will play fair and square. As always .
Comedians aren’t what they used to be
Joe’s not impressed with Tug Fowler’s forthcoming appearance at The Bull.
Blimey.
Joe’s a right barrel of laughs today.
Grundys don’t cry
So reckons Eddie.
He’s meant to be looking after George while he and Eddie have a natter.
George falls down. But gets up again.
Lily’s not amused with Freddie
Since Freddie broke his collar bone falling off of Topper, he’s been driving Lily to distraction.
In Lily’s humble opinion, Freddie’s only hurt because Freddie is an “idiot”.
Really?
Not Freddie’s fault for riding Topper? Or, more importantly, Elizabeth’s for letting him?
Funny Elizabeth doesn’t seem to have heard anything Shula said to her.
Roy tries to get Mike to talk
Roy corners Mike in the dairy. He’s seen the signs before – Mike not talking to anyone, doing anything other than work. He thinks Mike is heading for another depression.
Mike tells Roy about his and Vicky’s baby being diagnosed with Down’s Syndrome.
Mike tells Roy he wants to talk to Vicky, but Vicky won’t be open to discussing anything other than them having them having the baby. Mike needs to talk through the options.
So – Mike needs to talk, Vicky needs to talk but neither of them can do so until the other accepts what the other needs.
tricky.
Mike also asks Roy to tell Brenda.
Here’s hoping the family can help bring Mike and Vicky back together.
- [Joe] “Curries don’t come natural to you, Clarrie”
- It’s Grundy Turkey time!
- The men get baking bread
- Comedians aren’t what they used to be
- Grundys don’t cry
- Lily’s not amused with Freddie
- Roy tries to get Mike to talk
[Joe] “Curries don’t come natural to you, Clarrie”
Seems Clarrie feels she was out of her comfort zone making curries out of the wild boar meat. Joe reckons everyone who ate it was out of their comfort zone as well …
So the Grundys are still trying to eat their way through that boar. Seems it’s not going well.
[Joe] “Even Edward and Emma won’t touch no more. You’d think free food'd be a godsend on their money.”Some sort of Christmas scam ahoy?
It’s Grundy Turkey time!
Must mean Christmas is on the way … *groan*.
Though Joe may make a few pennies from the turkeys, he doesn’t seem to respect their intellectual abilities.
[Joe] “Surprises me Turkey's ever found their way onto the ark.”
The men get baking bread
Seems Bert and Derek are going to have a go for the Flower and Produce Show, though everyone thinks Bert’s will be made by Freda.
That’s cheeky.
I’m sure Bert will play fair and square. As always .
Comedians aren’t what they used to be
Joe’s not impressed with Tug Fowler’s forthcoming appearance at The Bull.
[Joe] “He won’t be no good. Not like the comics we used to get in Borchester before telly spoiled everything.”
Blimey.
Joe’s a right barrel of laughs today.
Grundys don’t cry
So reckons Eddie.
He’s meant to be looking after George while he and Eddie have a natter.
George falls down. But gets up again.
[Eddie] “Not a whimper out of him. A proper little Grundy.”
Lily’s not amused with Freddie
Since Freddie broke his collar bone falling off of Topper, he’s been driving Lily to distraction.
[Lily] “Freddie thinks he’s a pharaoh giving everyone orders”
[Freddie] “I’d tell them to bury you alive.”
[Lily] “White and dark chocolate, just for a normal tea!”
In Lily’s humble opinion, Freddie’s only hurt because Freddie is an “idiot”.
[Lily] “ … he’ll come creeping to me to do his maths homework. And science … I’m just sick of everyone pretending he’s a hero. He nearly did something horrible to us … we’ve had too many accidents already. I can’t stand anymore … Freddie should grow up, he shouldn’t have been on Topper.”
Elizabeth tells Lily that it was her (Elizabeth’s) fault. Which is more than she said to Shula.
[Elizabeth] “That’s life. Sometimes accidents just happen.”
Really?
Not Freddie’s fault for riding Topper? Or, more importantly, Elizabeth’s for letting him?
Funny Elizabeth doesn’t seem to have heard anything Shula said to her.
Roy tries to get Mike to talk
Roy corners Mike in the dairy. He’s seen the signs before – Mike not talking to anyone, doing anything other than work. He thinks Mike is heading for another depression.
[Mike] “I am depressed. But it ain't the wheels coming off. I’ve got every reason.”
Mike tells Roy about his and Vicky’s baby being diagnosed with Down’s Syndrome.
[Mike] “They say it’s probably a woman’s age, but what if … what if it’s me Roy. I’m a good bit older … I’ve seen it in a herd. There’s a right time for it. Then it’s too late …”
Mike tells Roy he wants to talk to Vicky, but Vicky won’t be open to discussing anything other than them having them having the baby. Mike needs to talk through the options.
So – Mike needs to talk, Vicky needs to talk but neither of them can do so until the other accepts what the other needs.
tricky.
Mike also asks Roy to tell Brenda.
Here’s hoping the family can help bring Mike and Vicky back together.
Friday, 31 August 2012
Darrell ate the last of the bread: Fri 31.08.12
The Archers Friday 31st August 2012
Just fix the bloomin’ washing machine!
Elona is not a happy bunny with Darrell.
First, she’s suspicious of a cake.
It’s from Joyce.
Then, Elona is suspicious of a sandwich.
Only cheese. Which there is more of. But Darrell’s finished all of the bread.
Oh dear.
Seems Elona is upset because Mrs Gloria Hamilton died in the night. Mrs Hamilton hadn’t even been ill. Elona found her dead when she’d brought her morning tea.
So, death. No bread. A suspicious cake. And the washing machine is also broken.
To top that, Darrell’s off to speak to Matt rather than sort the bloomin’ washing machine.
Later on:
Seems Anna needs some clothes for a weekend with her pals. Her weekend will be ruined if she can’t have them washed and ready.
*sigh*
Elona is right.
But she’s putting Darrell into an impossible situation.
If only Darrell would tell her what’s happening.
Matt sends Lilian out for cigars
When Darrell comes round to see Matt, Matt makes sure that Lilian isn't around to hear what Darrell has to say.
Though Lilian is far from amused, she does Matt’s bidding.
Even more bizarre, Lilian also doesn’t blink when she’s charged £24.05 for 40 of her “usual”, and 10 of Matt’s slim cigars.
Ad a smoker myself, I always want to burst into tears when I buy my tobacco.
(I know. There’s allegedly an easy solution to that)
Darrell’s caught between a washing machine and a Police record
Darrell wanted to tell Matt that what he’s been asked to do is “not fair”. Not only did Matt make him try and force Joyce and Arthur out of their home, Matt then blamed Darrell for the problems at their house in front of Lilian.
Matt is entirely unrepentant,
Darrell reckons he might just do that.
Then Matt reminds Darrell of his prison record.
Damn him!
Darrell’s basically a good chap so needs to grow a backbone. To both Matt, and Elona.
Adam had a pasty
Lilian bumps into Adam coming out of the village shop.
He’s clutching a pasty.
Adam tells Lilian that he’s coping with Brian, now that he’s back working at Home Farm. “Rubbing along” was the way he put it.
Ah – Lilian has her cigarettes – and she’s been inspired.
Mind the step, Matt.
Lynda tries to recruit Elona
To show during the Flower and produce show.
Hmmm.
Best stay clear for a few years, I reckon.
Vicky tells Lynda
During her shift in the village shop, Vicky bursts into tears.
She almost tells Lynda what’s the matter, but doesn’t.
However, she does tell Lynda, later on, when Lynda visits her after sending her home from the shop.
- Just fix the bloomin’ washing machine!
- Matt sends Lilian out for cigars
- Darrell’s caught between a washing machine and a Police record
- Adam had a pasty
- Lynda tries to recruit Elona
- Vicky tells Lynda
Just fix the bloomin’ washing machine!
Elona is not a happy bunny with Darrell.
First, she’s suspicious of a cake.
[Elona] “What’s this? … this sponge cake?”
It’s from Joyce.
Then, Elona is suspicious of a sandwich.
[Elona] “What was in your sandwich?”
Only cheese. Which there is more of. But Darrell’s finished all of the bread.
Oh dear.
Seems Elona is upset because Mrs Gloria Hamilton died in the night. Mrs Hamilton hadn’t even been ill. Elona found her dead when she’d brought her morning tea.
[Elona] “She used to laugh big … hearty. And today, no more Gloria. No more laugh. I would have liked to say goodbye.”
So, death. No bread. A suspicious cake. And the washing machine is also broken.
To top that, Darrell’s off to speak to Matt rather than sort the bloomin’ washing machine.
Later on:
[Elona] “Darrell, you are a carpenter not a philosopher. All your walking around won’t get the washing machine fixed!”
Seems Anna needs some clothes for a weekend with her pals. Her weekend will be ruined if she can’t have them washed and ready.
[Elona] “I have two jobs, and I still manage to cook for you, clean this house, and do the washing when I have a washing machine that works!”
*sigh*
Elona is right.
But she’s putting Darrell into an impossible situation.
If only Darrell would tell her what’s happening.
Matt sends Lilian out for cigars
When Darrell comes round to see Matt, Matt makes sure that Lilian isn't around to hear what Darrell has to say.
[Matt] “Didn’t you say you need some fags? Can you get me some cigars while you’re at the shop?”
[Lilian, incredulous] “You want me, to get you, some cigars?”
Though Lilian is far from amused, she does Matt’s bidding.
Even more bizarre, Lilian also doesn’t blink when she’s charged £24.05 for 40 of her “usual”, and 10 of Matt’s slim cigars.
Ad a smoker myself, I always want to burst into tears when I buy my tobacco.
(I know. There’s allegedly an easy solution to that)
Darrell’s caught between a washing machine and a Police record
Darrell wanted to tell Matt that what he’s been asked to do is “not fair”. Not only did Matt make him try and force Joyce and Arthur out of their home, Matt then blamed Darrell for the problems at their house in front of Lilian.
Matt is entirely unrepentant,
[Matt] “If you’ve got a problem with the tasks I set you, you’re free to take your tools elsewhere.”
Darrell reckons he might just do that.
Then Matt reminds Darrell of his prison record.
Damn him!
Darrell’s basically a good chap so needs to grow a backbone. To both Matt, and Elona.
Adam had a pasty
Lilian bumps into Adam coming out of the village shop.
He’s clutching a pasty.
[Lilian] “Isn’t that a bit eh, whatever the opposite of haute cuisine is?”
[Adam] “I know, living with a chef is great, but sometimes I get a craving for food wrapped in cellophane tasting of cardboard.”
Adam tells Lilian that he’s coping with Brian, now that he’s back working at Home Farm. “Rubbing along” was the way he put it.
[Adam] “Well, he’ll never change will he Lilian … so it’s really down to me how I choose to deal with him.”
[Lilian] “Working with Matt, he always sails close to the wind, but sometimes he doesn’t know where the wind is … maybe I need to choose how I want to react.”
Ah – Lilian has her cigarettes – and she’s been inspired.
Mind the step, Matt.
Lynda tries to recruit Elona
To show during the Flower and produce show.
[Lynda] “It’s a wonderful way to deepen your involvement in village life.”
Hmmm.
Best stay clear for a few years, I reckon.
Vicky tells Lynda
During her shift in the village shop, Vicky bursts into tears.
She almost tells Lynda what’s the matter, but doesn’t.
However, she does tell Lynda, later on, when Lynda visits her after sending her home from the shop.
[Lynda] “You must be devastated.”
[Vicky] “I am. You always picture, when you think about having a baby in your head, it’s always perfect. I know I’m going to love it, but …”
[Lynda] “You’re going to have it then?”
[Vicky] “Oh yeah, I couldn’t so anything else, I couldn’t …”
[Lynda] “It’s very brave of you Vicky. And Mike, he feels the same way?”
[Vicky] “I don’t think he does. But I can’t do it without him. I love him so much, I have to have this baby …I’m just desperate for him to … he’s got to want it as well. He has to.”
What Down’s Syndrome could mean for the baby: Thurs 30.08.12
(and for Vicky and Mike)
The Archers Thursday 30th August 2012
Herd Manager’s get paid £60k!
Blimey!
Seems Brian is in a “sunny mood” as he and Debbie have got a good batch of applications for the job.
No wonder, at that rate of pay!
The Brookfield grassland hasn’t worked
Ruth and David had planted Timothy and the like to try and improve their pasture.
But it hasn’t really worked. They’ll need to try again, re-ploughing in the Spring if need be.
But, quite contrary to David and Ruth’s normal reaction to adversity (get deeply and darkly depressed), they can’t be frustrated this time.
Their part (now a picnic) is on Wednesday.
And:
Vicky and Mike’s baby definitely has Down’s Syndrome
Seems the test has no margin of error.
But the baby may have heart problems. Bowel problems. Problems with its sight and hearing.
And its immune system might be compromised.
Well, the doctor explains it’s more about being susceptible to lots of other infections.
But. Their baby might have some of these problems. It might have none at all.
Yes, the doctor explains, but the baby will definitely be slower to reach “milestones”, like walking or talking. On the flip side, he explains that most folks born with Down’s Syndrome will go to lead fairly independent lives, being able to do things like dress and feed themselves.
And he explains that life expectancy for folks with Down’s Syndrome is 60/65 now.
But as negative as Mike is being, he’s also being practical. He’s worried about who will support their child when they’re gone.
The doctor concurs. Though points out they can also be sad, just like anyone else.
And he gives them a leaflet (!).
Mike then asks about abortion - how many folks have them, and the like.
The doctor tells them that it’s always a very personal decision. Each couple has to make their own choice.
When they get home, Vicky wants to be able to talk to other folks about the result. Mike doesn’t want to (as per).
Oh, how awful.
Just a wee baby, much loved and wanted by his or her mum.
But Mike … the ever practical ...
The Archers Thursday 30th August 2012
- Herd Manager’s get paid £60k!
- The Brookfield grassland hasn’t worked
- Vicky and Mike’s baby definitely has Down’s Syndrome
Herd Manager’s get paid £60k!
Blimey!
Seems Brian is in a “sunny mood” as he and Debbie have got a good batch of applications for the job.
No wonder, at that rate of pay!
The Brookfield grassland hasn’t worked
Ruth and David had planted Timothy and the like to try and improve their pasture.
But it hasn’t really worked. They’ll need to try again, re-ploughing in the Spring if need be.
But, quite contrary to David and Ruth’s normal reaction to adversity (get deeply and darkly depressed), they can’t be frustrated this time.
Their part (now a picnic) is on Wednesday.
And:
[David] “If the worst we’ve got to worry about now is patchy germination, things can’t be that bad.”
Vicky and Mike’s baby definitely has Down’s Syndrome
Seems the test has no margin of error.
[Doctor] “Your baby definitely has down syndrome … but, what we don’t know of course is to what degree that will affect its development …children with down’s syndrome often share characteristics, including particular facial features, but there’s as much variety as with other babies … some don’t have any specific medical issues …”
But the baby may have heart problems. Bowel problems. Problems with its sight and hearing.
[Vicky] “You always see them wearing glasses, don’t you?”
And its immune system might be compromised.
[Doctor] “They can be at a great of infections, a higher frequency of coughs and colds …”
[Vicky] “Well that’s not a problem is it, a few more sniffles …”
Well, the doctor explains it’s more about being susceptible to lots of other infections.
But. Their baby might have some of these problems. It might have none at all.
[Mike] “Even if you can give them an operation or whatever, they're still going to be mentally handicapped.”
[Doctor] “We tend not to use that phrase nowadays but yes … all children with down's syndrome will have some degree of learning difficulty.”
[Vicky] “Some degree, so that might be mild?”
Yes, the doctor explains, but the baby will definitely be slower to reach “milestones”, like walking or talking. On the flip side, he explains that most folks born with Down’s Syndrome will go to lead fairly independent lives, being able to do things like dress and feed themselves.
[Mike] “Most. But not all.”
[Doctor] “It is easy at this stage to focus on the problems.”
And he explains that life expectancy for folks with Down’s Syndrome is 60/65 now.
[Mike] “I’ll be long gone then, won’t I!”
[Doctor] “Nobody expects to outlive their children.”
But as negative as Mike is being, he’s also being practical. He’s worried about who will support their child when they’re gone.
[Doctor] “One way parents look at it is it’s different, not worse, every child is a person with their own personality and they’ll al capable of bringing joy to the people around them.”
[Vicky] “They can be very affectionate, can’t they, happy children …”
The doctor concurs. Though points out they can also be sad, just like anyone else.
And he gives them a leaflet (!).
Mike then asks about abortion - how many folks have them, and the like.
The doctor tells them that it’s always a very personal decision. Each couple has to make their own choice.
[Vicky] “I don’t care. I don’t care what anyone else does. I couldn’t do that to my baby! … I just know that I want this baby. And I’m going to love and care for it come what may. It’s our baby, Mike.”
When they get home, Vicky wants to be able to talk to other folks about the result. Mike doesn’t want to (as per).
[Mike] “Don’t want to have to tell them one thing, then have to tell them another … you know, if we decided, if we go for termination … have your really thought it through … this baby, it was going to be hard enough work if it were normal, now look at all the problems it will have …”
[Vicky] “Our baby is a gift Mike. I don’t care how hard it’s going to be.”
[Mike] “You say that now, but it’s going to be day in, day out, for years and years, you’ll be getting older, I’ll be getting older. We have a good life Vicky, while spoil it?”
[Vicky] “Please, I can’t bear it.”
Oh, how awful.
Just a wee baby, much loved and wanted by his or her mum.
But Mike … the ever practical ...
Vicky’s amniocentesis is positive: Wed 29.08.12
The Archers Wednesday 29th August 2012
Harry’s back
His first visit was to Mike to apologise for leaving his job so abruptly.
Mike accepts his apology, but is actually quite distracted. Vicky’s test is due back any day now.
Fallon’s booked Tug Fowler
He’ll be appearing at The Bull in 3 weeks’ time.
Rhys doesn’t sound enthusiastic.
He reckons Jolene won’t be happy either …
Tray of chips for Harry
Rhys reckons.
Fallon would like slightly more elegant catering for Harry’s farewell party lock-in at The Bull.
(which Fallon won’t let Jamie stay for as she reckons he’s still too young. Spoil sport!)
Well, chops or not, Harry enjoyed his leaving do. And they didn’t get raided by the Police for having a lock-in.
Harry’s final word went to Rhys:
Farewell Mr Harry Mason.
I doubt Ambridge’s milk will ever again be delivered by such a handsome and enthusiastic bloke.
Jamie’s going on a cutting course
Organised by Mike.
Can we foresee Jamie leaving College (again) to have a life worked in the woods?
No-one will live with Jazzer
Jazzer is not amused with Harry having left him to live alone.
Though Jazzer reckons he makes for great company, and encourages a “laid back lifestyle” in those lucky to share a home with him, he can’t find someone to replace Harry.
And he needs to. He can’t afford the rent by himself. So, not flatmate, no flat:
But not all is lost. Harry leaves Jazzer his kettle, and:
(by-the-by, no Scot has said ‘jings’ since The Broons)
Jazzer then immediately tries to sell the food processor (and the bread maker, Harry also graciously gave him)
Ha!
Rhys and Fallon are not happy with each other
(Jazzer couldn’t say why Fallon’s had such a mood change … all credit to him for still being a gent and not telling about the night he spent with Fallon under the (campervan) stars)
When Rhys steps away, enter Fallon:
Love is in the air, I reckon.
It’s bad news for Vicky and Mike
Vicky takes a phone call. She ends the call crying.
No-one said it, but we can only assume Vicky’s test showed the baby has Down’s Syndrome.
- Harry’s back
- Fallon’s booked Tug Fowler
- Tray of chips for Harry
- Jamie’s going on a cutting course
- No-one will live with Jazzer
- Rhys and Fallon are not happy with each other
- It’s bad news for Vicky and Mike
Harry’s back
His first visit was to Mike to apologise for leaving his job so abruptly.
[Harry] “You’ve got every right to be hacked off with me too … I really want to apologise face to face, jacking in my job like that, it’s not the careful Harry that everyone know. I surprised myself to be honest, when it comes to someone you really love, well, you’ll do anything for them … I’m sorry and I wanted to thank you for giving me the job in the first place.”
Mike accepts his apology, but is actually quite distracted. Vicky’s test is due back any day now.
Fallon’s booked Tug Fowler
He’ll be appearing at The Bull in 3 weeks’ time.
Rhys doesn’t sound enthusiastic.
He reckons Jolene won’t be happy either …
Tray of chips for Harry
Rhys reckons.
Fallon would like slightly more elegant catering for Harry’s farewell party lock-in at The Bull.
(which Fallon won’t let Jamie stay for as she reckons he’s still too young. Spoil sport!)
Well, chops or not, Harry enjoyed his leaving do. And they didn’t get raided by the Police for having a lock-in.
Harry’s final word went to Rhys:
[Rhys] “I’ve just been talking about bread, so I thought I might as well make a toast …To my one time Anglo/Welsh rival … we thought he was a cyclist, but turns out to be quite the dark horse … he’s a smart cookie but he’s proved that when the heart speaks, the brain shuts up.”
Farewell Mr Harry Mason.
I doubt Ambridge’s milk will ever again be delivered by such a handsome and enthusiastic bloke.
Jamie’s going on a cutting course
Organised by Mike.
Can we foresee Jamie leaving College (again) to have a life worked in the woods?
No-one will live with Jazzer
Jazzer is not amused with Harry having left him to live alone.
[Jazzer] “You’re lucky I didnae just chuck your stuff threw the windae!”
Though Jazzer reckons he makes for great company, and encourages a “laid back lifestyle” in those lucky to share a home with him, he can’t find someone to replace Harry.
And he needs to. He can’t afford the rent by himself. So, not flatmate, no flat:
[Jazzer] “I’ll be back with my ma!”
But not all is lost. Harry leaves Jazzer his kettle, and:
[Jazzer] “A food processor, jings, I cannae believe my luck!”
(by-the-by, no Scot has said ‘jings’ since The Broons)
Jazzer then immediately tries to sell the food processor (and the bread maker, Harry also graciously gave him)
[Rhys] “Ah you haven't been looting again Jazzer have you?”
Ha!
Rhys and Fallon are not happy with each other
[Rhys] “I dunno what’s got into Fallon. She used to be laid back. Someone you could have a laugh with … it must be the power going to her head … like something she’s got to prove … over-compensating for something.”
(Jazzer couldn’t say why Fallon’s had such a mood change … all credit to him for still being a gent and not telling about the night he spent with Fallon under the (campervan) stars)
[Rhys] “All I know is she stopped listening to common sense.”
[Harry] “To you, you mean.”
[Rhys] “She’s driving me mad!”
When Rhys steps away, enter Fallon:
[Fallon] “I don’t know what’s got into Rhys, he used to have a bit of get up and go, a bit of a spark. … deep down he’s a stick in the mud … I tell you Harry, he’s driving me mad!”
Love is in the air, I reckon.
It’s bad news for Vicky and Mike
Vicky takes a phone call. She ends the call crying.
[Vicky] “I’m so sorry Mike.”
[Mike] “No, it’s um, we’ll find some way through it.”
[Vicky] “Will we?”
[Mike] “Yeah, yeah of course we will.”
No-one said it, but we can only assume Vicky’s test showed the baby has Down’s Syndrome.
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