Lynda has the power! – 18.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 18th September 2013

• “The tomatoes are on the soft side”
• Kirsty sounds sad
• Tony buys Tom wire and insulator
• Ray’s upped and off
• Tony’s matchmaking?
• Ray does this all the time
• Oliver installs Lynda on the throne
• Queen Lynda’s first act

Pat’s breaking the law for Helen – Thurs 12.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 12th September 2013

• Pat’s keeping a secret from Helen
• Stew means Kathy
• Tony caught Tom stealing
• Kathy’s not going on holiday
• Darrell’s hiding in bushes, eating crisps

Helen sends Henry away – Tues 03.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 3rd September 2013

• Helen puts Rob before Henry
• Ben’s at the big school
• At least Ruth’s roses are surviving
• Consternation over the wedding invites
• Henry likes boxes
• Tony gets to say ‘I told you so’
• The concert tickets are selling well
• Shula has Darrell on her mind
• When’s a Hen not a Moor Hen?

Helen’s a liar – Mon 19.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 19th August 2013

• Ray’s references should raise alarm bells
• Lynda’s patted on the head, and sent off happy
• Tom’s increasing production
• Helen makes Henry cry
• Helen is such a caring friend

Tom’s told about Dmitry – Fri 16.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 16th August 2013

• Pat and Tony demand ethical
• Pat and Kathy do culture
• £3.50 lost off of every barrel
• Four poppadums … steady on!
• When is a chilli too hot?
• Kathy isn’t entirely happy about the bestman
• Kirsty is David Cameron’s kinda gal
• Tom’s told that Brenda has a boyfriend
• We don’t eavesdrop in on Rob and Helen

Helen’s happy to be Rob’s secret – Sun 11.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 11th August 2013

• Helen and Rob, in bed
• What did happen to Rob’s arm?
• No new tractor for Tom
• £18,200 raised for the organ
• Kathy had to work today
• Kathy and Pat to the playground, Neil and Tony to The Bull
• Helen’s playing housewife
• We didn’t need to know Helen’s hands were wet
• Helen’s happy to be a dirty secret
• Milk’s on the up!
• Happy Helen
• Open air Shakespeare

Kathy does a bad Terminator impression – Thurs 01.08.13

Pondering The Archers  Thursday 1st August 2013

• Tom does as Rob suggests
• Dressing cheese
• Martin has no sense of humour
• Brian’s an “interesting” boss

Kenton and Jolene get engaged: Fri 19.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 19th July 2013

• Jolene says yes before Kenton even asks
• The night of the ceilidh
• Why care about a Chieftain???
• Tom’s fallen for Rob
• Lilian about to go bankrupt?

Rob worms his way in – Thurs 18.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 18th July 2013

• Rob’s taking both of Pat and Tony’s bairns
• Caroline takes to her bed
• Anthea takes control of Lilian
• Tom’s told Brenda’s gone

Kenton’s still odd – Tues 16.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 16th July 2013

• Darrell’s fitting a door
• Henry never plays with the ball
• Rob has a camera
• More worry about Kenton’s behaviour
• Tony’s confused
• Rob’s a casual homophobe

Brenda’s off to Russia – Fri 12.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 12th July 2013

• Where’s Brenda?
• Pat misses her cows
• Rob says it with flowers
• Nic has a cunning plan
• Sabrina, bathing in milk
• Mike’s aghast

When Rob came to dinner – Thurs 11.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 11th July 2013

• Helen’s using the dining room!
• Henry found a dead bumble bee
• Does anyone have sympathy for Lilian?
• Caroline’s far too busy. Lynda makes it worse …
• When Rob came to tea

Brenda dumps Lilian – Tues 09.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 9th July 2013

• Lonely cow says goodbye
• Lilian and Brenda have a proper spat!
• Kenton insists Jolene keeps his favourite clothes
• Ambridge’s growing obsession with spurtles
• Tony reckons safety in numbers

Elizabeth shampoos a cow – Fri 05.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 5th July 2013

• Elizabeth shampoos a cow
• Lily’s had a brace fitted
• Ruth doesn’t have a thing with which to swish
• Lonely cow’s all clear!
• Helen wants Rob for dinner
• Gloucester cheese?
• Pat wants to gamble their pension
• Lilian’s worried about her tan

Tony doesn’t know what he is – Mon 01.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 1st July 2013

• Brenda calls Lilian on her holiday
• Yet another awkward Tom and Brenda moment
• Tom wants to spend Pat and Tony’s retirement fund
• Oliver’s not a happy bunny, Tony’s having an identity crisis
• The first yoghurts without Bridge Farm milk

Jennifer to swish – Sun 30.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 30th June 2013

• Swishing comes to Ambridge
• Will no-one think of Lonely Cow?
• The last of the cows leave Bridge Farm
• Felpersham Church Conservation Trust gave £1,200

The Flower Festival – Fri 28.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 28th June 2013

• The penny takes a while to drop for Clarrie
• Daniel’s off to Wyoming
• Jazzer drinks paint
• Jolene drops a clanger
• How much did the cows raise?

One lonely cow left at Bridge Farm – Wed 26.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 26th June 2013

• Lonely cow was taken away
• They came from Cornwall, they came from Wales
• Becky Holden
• Pat’s sad, Ruth’s sad
• And then … there was just lonely cow left

Henry won’t eat peppers and courgettes – Tues 25.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 25th June 2013

• Oliver’s horrified at Caroline’s desk lunch
• Poor, poor lonely cow
• Any opportunity for Tom Archer to promote Tom Archer
• It’s not to Oliver’s plan
• Henry is two and a half
• Helen fools Henry
• The last night of cows at Bridge Farm

Tom talks to the cows – Mon 24.06.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 24th June 2013

• I do love a fundraising thermometer
• Clarrie’s flowers are Olympian
• Clarrie’s scared of biscuits
• Clarrie gets her water feature
• “everybody loves sponge cake”
• George teaches his toys how to pray
• Tom praises the cows