Showing posts with label rufus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rufus. Show all posts

Tuesday, 3 April 2012

How to make cows look like they’re outside 02.04.12

The Archers Monday 2nd April 2012
  • Clearing out after the cows
  • A.G. Street
  • Tom makes his move
  • Double Think in action
  • Is Brenda sane?
  • Maurice, one again!


Clearing out after the cows

[Tony] “It’s a job and a half in it … making muck heaps takes longer than you expect”

A.G. Street

[Tony] “I’m only sitting in the kitchen, reading Wheat and Chaff again”

Sounds idyllic to me.

And cheers to Tony for introducing me to A.G Street.

Sounds good enough to read! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A._G._Street



Tom makes his move

Tony wants to at least help Tom in the office, but Tom won’t hear of it.

Tom reckons he’s enjoying getting to grips with the farm finances, and he’s also absolute that Tony won’t overstrain himself.

Later on, Tom admits to Brenda that he’s actually enjoying the responsibility, but feels guilty that he wants to meddle.

Things like updating the software in the office.

While Tom doesn’t want his work on the brands to “go backward”, he also does want to offend Tony by making changes.

[Brenda] “He’ll understand if you have to make a few changes”

[Tom] “What if he thinks I’m putting him down … the last thing I want to do now is I don’t respect him, because I do, a hell of a lot”

Brenda thinks Tony will see that any changes Tom makes will be for the better of the farm, and that the world can’t stand still.

Hmmm.

Maybe so, Tony does seem to be in a very positive place these days.

But isn’t this all building up to Tom pushing Tony to one side so that he can lord and master it all?

Maybe.

Sure Pat and Helen will also have something to say about that …


Double Think in action

Brian and Annabelle are back seeing that PR chap Rufus.

Rufus seems to think all is well, and BL are “winning the argument”.

[Rufus] “These protests are like soap bubbles, biggest just before they burst”

Ahead of the planning meeting, Rufus suggests they have one last PR push.
(course he’d say that. must be a couple of grand in it for him!)

Rufus shows them a DVD that they had filmed for another farm in the same situation as BL.

It shows cows on grass when they’re “drying off” (when they’re allowed to stop lactating for a while before they calving).

Brian gets it straight away. The focus is on the cows that do get outside, rather than those indoors.

[Brian] “Some of replacement heifers could spend time in the open as well”

(a replacement heifer is basically a young one who isn’t ready to calf yet, but will be brought in to take over from an older one, ready for the … ahem … for retirement. I’m learning a lot today!).

So, BLs film will show that they are:

[Brian] “Providing a small patch of grazing near the indoor unit”

(note the “small”)

Which means they can pretend (my word) that they have “responded to concerns” (Brian’s words) without impacting on their business and profit.

[Annabelle] “Feels a little like window dressing to me”

[Rufus] “Well, you can be selling the most fantastic product in the world, but if you don’t care share if the shop window, people walk by”

Annabelle asks whether this is all too far from the truth:

[Rufus] “You can make false claims about something like this without the consequences coming back to bite you hard”

[Brian] “We’d simply be taking something BL is planning to do anyway”

[Rufus] “And pushing it to the forefront, so everyone can see it … One striking image conveys far more than any number of words!”

[Annabelle] “And it would reflect a genuine part of the operation?”

[Brian] “look at a few of the free range poultry boys, you’d think the birds were in paradise from the publicity, and the reality is often very different …. There’s a big difference between having access to outside and actually venturing out”

[Rufus] “Simply sums up the benefits you’re offering in a clear truthful way”

[Brian] “Brilliant. It could well take the sting out of a lot of criticism”

Annabelle caves, so off Rufus goes to make a few more thousand pounds.

I do agree Brian has a point about the free range chaps (always buy your chickens from your local butcher, where they can tell you everything about the farm they came from – my one even has pictures of them at “home!).

But, he and Rufus are talking rubbish that they’re presenting anything other than one very small slice of the truth.

Pat, Kirsty and Ruth (though ‘glass houses’, eh Ruth!) aren’t that daft to not spot their trick.


Is Brenda sane?

Even Tom is starting to doubt it.

She’s spending her afternoon off on the tractor while Tom works. She reckons it is the only way she’ll get to spend time with him.

(choosing to spend even one moment with Tom must surely suggested some sort of mental health issue …).

But, Brenda has brought quiche, salad, flapjacks and mango (!) for their picnic.

(bottom of the fridge stuff, then).



Maurice, one again!

It really is Maurice bashing season.

Tom’s on about him again as he’s been asked to do extra shifts (by Tom).

[Tom] “Oh, you know Maurice. Borchestshire’s Mr Sunshine!”

Why is it Maurice baiting season?


Friday, 27 January 2012

Brian turns to a PR Bunny 18.01.12

The Archers Wednesday 18th January 2012

  • They still can’t find 200 metres of cable
  • Image problem with the Super Dairy? PR it!
  • Tony is cold and irritable
  • Our Pat’s back
  • Thankful for Elona and Darrell


They still can’t find 200 metres of cable

200 metres was a lot of cable to steal, but surely it can’t be that hard for the powers that be to find more?

But it would seem so.

There’s still no internet or phones.

So everyone is having to travel to Felpersham (or Lower Loxley) to get online. They’re also furious that the thieves were so brazen in kicking off this blackout.

[Annabelle] “Apparently, the thieves posed as workmen, took their time”


Image problem with the Super Dairy? PR it!

[Brian] “Everyone’s in PR these days … can’t afford not to”

Annabelle and Brian are calling on the dark arts of a chap called Rufus, of Moynahan and Parker.

They explain their slight … problem …

[Brian] “It’s become a very ... What you might call, emotive issue in Ambridge”

[Rufus] “Big is instantly equated with bad, I imagine”

Rufus advises Brian not to call a community meeting. Brian thinks it would dispel myths, but Rufus reckons it would turn into a lecture than help Brian to “engage” with the villagers. He reckons they need to “communicate … on own terms”.

So, Rufus asks Brian and Annabelle to come up with bullet points about what’s positive about the Super Dairy:

  • Good for jobs
  • Good for the economy, local and national
  • High welfare standards … happy cows

But Brian can’t keep to sound bites for very long.

[Brian] “It’ll have very green credentials; slurry into energy and fertiliser … local residents won’t be inconvenienced in any way shape or form”

After a bit of brainstorming, Rufus decides that giving leaflets to individuals are the way forward.
(did he do the same marketing course as Brenda?)

[Rufus] “So we can dispel the imagine of some sort of Frankenstein monster squatting on their doorstep”

Annabelle reckons they can use recent research from the Farms Animal Welfare Council on the leaflet – saying that they’re aren’t disadvantages to keeping cows in large herds as long husbandry and stock and such are of high standards.

Rufus shifts up a gear.

He wants to build a website. It’ll address the truth, allay fears, and stop misunderstandings. And also
use the bullet points in a newspaper advert.

Rufus also tried to convince Brian that it’s nothing personal, on either side of the argument (or the press).

[Rufus] “Never try to drown them out with a lot of noise … after all, when all's said and done, it’s a business scheme”

Brian and Annabelle are certainly impressed by Rufus’ chat. They’ve bought his ideas, his approach, his hourly rate …

So the plan of attack is now to begin:

[Annabelle] “Waging an informal, personal campaign in the village”

Part of which will be be sponsoring local societies and events. Like the village hall. Or the church …

[Brian] “If listening to local people’s concerns is what it takes Annabelle, then that’s exactly what I’m going to do”

Aye, I think you missed the point there, Brian. Buying your way through is not “listening”.

I don’t suppose he gives a hoot, as ;long as it gets the job done.


Tony is cold and irritable

The wind is cutting right through him, even with his clothes of many layers.

And he’s irritated.

With Tom.

Where Pat sees and loves Tom’s enthusiasm, Tony just sees Tom not pulling his weight on the proper work. He just wants Tom to do his fair share on the farm, rather than making up recipes for pork ready meals.


Our Pat’s back

Pat is sounding chirpier and chirpier every day.

She’s even decided to do the speech at the brand launch.

[Pat] “ …not a chore, would like to do it …”

Which seems to make everyone else very pleased indeed.

Did I miss something? Why is Pat making the speech such a big deal?

Something to do with Pat as the head of the family, finally reclaiming her throne (her voice)?!?

Anyhoo – Pat reckons it was her birthday that “really bucked” her up and stopped her “dithering”.

[Pat] “I suddenly wanted to be the Pat I saw in the photos again. I know I can’t look like her, but I wanted to her enthusiasm for things”

Hurrah! Pat’s back!

While she does want to do the speech at the launch, she’s also adamant that everyone is aware of all the hard work and commitment that she and Tony put into getting their business (their family) to this point. (some would argue that it was Pat and Tony that also nearly ruined Bridge Farm … but it was theirs to ruin in the first place, I reckon).


Thankful for Elona and Darrell

I can’t remember who said – but someone had a good point today in saying that Elona and Darrell are indeed good for Peggy. Them helping her out has given her back her independence.

(remember when Lilian was doing Peggy’s ironing … *shudder*)

Maybe I shouldn’t be suspicious of them after all?