The sheep are worried by dogs – Thurs 17.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering the Archers Thursday 17th October 2013

• Where’s the tensioning tool?
• David approves of Kenton marrying
• Darrell crawls back in …
• The sheep fall into the river!
• At least Darrell gets his tools
• Jill’s on about cakes
• Rob had to be asked to wipe his boots

Rob dumps Helen – Wed 16.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering the Archers Wednesday 16th October 2013

• Rob doesn’t want to hurt Helen, but …
• Caroline’s happy, sad, then happy again
• Another cow aborted
• Darrell’s gone walkabout again
• Shula let Alistair do the shopping!

Jim gets Joe excited: Tues 15.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering the Archers Tuesday 15th October 2013

• In a spare hour, Alistair paints the cricket pavilion
• Hey Jude, on repeat …
• Did Darrell go to the doctor?
• The Community Orchard tempts out Joe
• More trouble with Ed’s cows
• Neil’s ruined it for everyone
• Brenda’s still making coffee!

Darrell needs work, not a therapist – Wed 09.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 9th October 2013

• What’s Darrell doing at night?
• Alistair’s got a pig farm with pneumonia
• Why was the cow so brave?
• Even Ruth’s given in to the Super Dairy
• An awkward moment for David
• Darrell doesn’t even know what is the month
• The cows are nearly ready to go in
• The Brookfield kitchen is clean!!!
• Why would Ruth have a recipe?
• Vicky’s calf was culled
• What’s wrong with the stag do?
• Caroline ponders life over some chocolate

Darrell fixes a lock – Sun 06.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 6th October 2013

• The Church is still busier than usual
• Shula’s already exasperated with Darrell
• Emma’s stunned at Nic’s ingratitude
• The word is out about Tom and Kirsty
• One calf is already for the chop
• Joe’s missed at The Bull
• Emma’s against paternity leave
• Emma’s against Poppy meeting Joe

Kirsty and Tom love each other – Fri 04.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 4th October 2013

• Shula’s sounding more and more like Kathy
• That local authority department is back
• Bling wars
• Brenda’s not coming back?
• There still might not be a Panto
• Shock appearance of Jazzer in Jaxx
• Helen and Rob’s assignation
• Jazzer is no Oliver Mellors
• Tom and Kirsty, back together
• Darrell moves in with Shula

Panto or Jane Austen?: Thurs 03.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 3rd October 2013

• The recession catches up with Ambridge
• It’s Jill’s birthday
• Jill’s already made the wedding cakes
• Kenton’s oblivious
• The Christmas show … Jane Austen or Panto?
• The loo is blocked
• The Harvest Supper
• Don’t kids call their parents anymore?
• Darrell did apologise to Shula
• Ruth wants an automatic calf feeder

Poppy’s named after a cow – Wed 02.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 2nd October 2013

• Spare a thought for them outdoors
• Gies a ring
• “Four weeks’ time, I’ll be Mrs Archer!”
• Elvis will walk Jolene up the aisle
• Why has Oliver never heard of Etta James?
• Rosa calls Darrell smelly
• That local authority chap has been back
• Joe’s not even interested in Bartleby
• Joe’s talking like a dead man walking
• Poppy was a cow
• Darrell nearly gets barred
• When Ed met Oliver

Joe misses Bartleby – Fri 27.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 27th September 2013

• Caroline’s losing customers
• Kathy should sue?
• Rosa has enough sandwiches for Jamie
• Rosa and Jamie?
• Rosa does and doesn’t want to know about her dad
• Caroline reckons Eddie’s just human
• What department is Mr Hughes from?
• Joe couldn’t find his slippers
• Bartleby and Joe, back together

Darrell accosts Shula in the Church Yard: Thurs 26.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 26th September 2013

• Joe’s front page news
• The Local Authority visit to Grey Gables is clarified
• Helen has ‘coffee’ in Rob’s office
• Darrell tells Shula to go shake a tin
• Rob’s feeling the pressure

Some bloke attacks Darrell – Tues 24.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 24th September 2013

• Nic’s happy to help
• Joe will be planning his funeral soon
• They still don’t like that Super Dairy
• Josh is donating his eggs
• Eric beats up Darrell
• Kathy went wrong when she left teaching
• Eddie’s got a solicitor

Joe bumps his head – Thurs 19.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 19th September 2013

• Darrell’s just fine (actually)
• We missed both David and Joe’s birthday yesterday
• Joe would have won the best moustache competition
• Ben’s enjoying Big School
• Josh is suddenly a hunk
• The two amigos
• The Christmas turkeys!
• Joe wants Nic at home
• Joe says no to a jar
• It was folks like Eddie and Joe Lynda didn’t want ...
• Joe leaves in an ambulance

Mrs Shen is Ray’s mistress – Tues 17.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 17th September 2013

• Brian spots Mrs Shen
• Matt waxes lyrical about Russia
• Brian spots Mrs Shen AND Ray
• Poor ewe
• Alistair says no, then yes (with provisos)
• Temp Anthea is now a Perm PA
• Matt and Brian don’t support paternity leave

Helen’s delusional – Mon 16.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 16th September 2013

• Shula is  stunned at Helen’s crafting talents
• Helen’s suddenly thick
• Shula wants to offer Darrell a room

Pat’s breaking the law for Helen – Thurs 12.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 12th September 2013

• Pat’s keeping a secret from Helen
• Stew means Kathy
• Tony caught Tom stealing
• Kathy’s not going on holiday
• Darrell’s hiding in bushes, eating crisps

Take your Mistress to work day – Wed 11.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 11th September 2013

• Jolene and Kenton’s go 1950s style
• Why would the link only work on a laptop?
• Lilian summarises Ambridge Extra
• Why was Rob waiting for Helen outside the pub?
• Kenton’s spotted Darrell
• Helen admires the Super Dairy
• Dmitry was a demi-god

The Church won’t help Darrell – Tues 10.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Tuesday 10th September 2013

• Neil tries to help Darrell
• Alan can’t help Darrell
• Ray corrects Lynda
• Mrs Shen wants magazines
• The Hamiltons have gone elsewhere
• Lynda has to find a piñata

Rob saves some Brookfield cows – Thurs 05.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 5th September 2013

• Emma and Ed are down the pub
• Simone has glandular fever
• Darrell’s sleeping in the bus shelter
• Keira has a purple monster called George
• Distressed cows at Brookfield
• Clarrie’s worried about Kathy
• The vet students like the caravans
• Rob’s going back to his family
• Josh wants pizza and mates

Alan picks the wrong flowers – Thurs 29.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 29th August 2013

• Ambridge lost to Loxley Barrett
• Alan asks Shula if she uses Twitter
• Not the roses, Alan
• Shula reckons it’ll all be fine
• Those poor cows
• That horrible Des got 8 years

Darrell’s sleeping rough – Sun 25.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 25th August 2013

• Kathy’s feeling the pressure
• Kenton’s not got great penmanship
• Darrell’s sleeping in the park
• Fallon resorts to shouting