Lynda seeks a mature Robin Hood – Sun 20.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 20th October 2013

• Kirsty auditions
• Handbells and One Direction don’t need multiple spotlights
• Harassed Cook Hampers
• Kirsty and Tom clean out a lagoon
• Nathan Booth auditions
• Henry’s being a pain
• Harriet’s divorcing Ray
• Robert wants Sean Connery and Audrey Hepburn
• The Three Legged Mole
• Fallon has a talent
• Tom puts his foot in it
• Constanza gets brushed

Rob wants to know Helen’s okay – Fri 18.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 18th October 2013

• Tom doesn’t rush out to work
• Middle class problems
• Two hounds don’t oblige
• Rob tries to ease his guilt
• Joe sounds cheery
• Tom delivers sausages, veg and a staff member
• Kirsty didn’t say ‘I told you so’

Kathy gets a job – Mon 07.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 7th October 2013

• Rob was lying in wait for Helen
• Helen and Rob agree to differ
• Rob’s no match for Debbie
• Helen’s all that matters, until the phone rings
• Pedicures and Seaweed wraps
• Caroline tries to buy off Joe
• No Health Club Manager + Jobless Kathy = ???
• Kirsty and Tom … ugh
• ROB HAS A WIFE

Kirsty and Tom love each other – Fri 04.10.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 4th October 2013

• Shula’s sounding more and more like Kathy
• That local authority department is back
• Bling wars
• Brenda’s not coming back?
• There still might not be a Panto
• Shock appearance of Jazzer in Jaxx
• Helen and Rob’s assignation
• Jazzer is no Oliver Mellors
• Tom and Kirsty, back together
• Darrell moves in with Shula

Brenda briefly blunders back – Wed 25.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 25th September 2013

• Kathy’s a lady of leisure
• Brenda’s back for a bit
• So, what’s happening in Kirsty’s love life?
• Cheap Stag do Vs expensive Hen do
• Susan’s 50th will be at The Bull
• Brenda tortures Tom
• Paul’s still in mind

Kathy quits her job – Mon 23.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 23rd September 2013

• A hot ‘date’ at an artisan food exhibition
• What was wrong with Chloe from Norfolk?
• Nicholas, the new Golf Club GM
• What is Crispy United?
• Tom discovers his Hinterland
• Kathy's had enough
• Kathy’s calls Martyn a Bastard

Lynda has the power! – 18.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 18th September 2013

• “The tomatoes are on the soft side”
• Kirsty sounds sad
• Tony buys Tom wire and insulator
• Ray’s upped and off
• Tony’s matchmaking?
• Ray does this all the time
• Oliver installs Lynda on the throne
• Queen Lynda’s first act

Helen’s delusional – Mon 16.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 16th September 2013

• Shula is  stunned at Helen’s crafting talents
• Helen’s suddenly thick
• Shula wants to offer Darrell a room

Kirsty makes a move on Tom – Sun 08.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Sunday 8th September 2013

• Was Jess at the family gathering?
• Lynda tries to bring culture to  the Mexican evening
• Kirsty likes Tom …
• Kirsty thinks the earrings are good enough
• How did Tom solve his cashflow problem?
• The arrival of Mrs Shen

Grey Gables has dirty changing rooms – Wed 04.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 4th April 2013

• Ray’s litany of ineptitude
• Helen’s jewellery in the Flower and Produce show
• More consternation about the wedding invites
• Brian behaves admirably
• Jennifer lost a sleeve!

Tom has nae cash – Mon 02.09.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 2nd September 2013

• Afternoon teas to save the Golf Club
• Tom simply adores Rob
• The Pickers were ever so quiet this year
• Kirsty and Tom have ham and chips
• Rhys’ brewing is lethal
• Tom has cashflow issues

Pip’s becoming Super Dairy – Wed 28.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 28th August 2013

• Kirsty and Tom … again
• All Henry has is his bricks
• Helen shows Pat the necklace she made
• David’s delighted about the badger cull
• Pip wants to rush growing the dairy herd
• Ben’s school shopping already

Tom’s told about Dmitry – Fri 16.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 16th August 2013

• Pat and Tony demand ethical
• Pat and Kathy do culture
• £3.50 lost off of every barrel
• Four poppadums … steady on!
• When is a chilli too hot?
• Kathy isn’t entirely happy about the bestman
• Kirsty is David Cameron’s kinda gal
• Tom’s told that Brenda has a boyfriend
• We don’t eavesdrop in on Rob and Helen

There are too many Archers – Mon 12.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 12th August 2013

• “The trouble is Kenton’s family”
• Kenton wants to be married as Dracula
• Morality lessons from Kirsty
• Brenda not coming home?
• And another Archers invites themselves
• Shelly Brazil is on Twitter
• Tom and Kirsty going out, again

Pig related hashtags – Mon 05.08.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 5th August 2013

• Anthea thinks pickles are evil
• #Swinetime
• Helen really is avoiding Rob?

Helen reckons it was just a one-off – Mon 29.07.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Monday 29th July 2013

• It’s all Spanish to Oliver
• Martin’s being a facetious bastard
• Kirsty swaps the baby food for the gluten free
• Helen’s not even bothered about the dust
• Caroline pumps Lynda
• Helen admits she slept with Rob

Paul is attacked (again) – Fri 31.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Friday 31st May 2013

• Pip’s turned the corner
• Josh and Ben have pals with which to play
• Tom brings Kirsty champagne
• Hasn’t Jazzer played the bagpipes before?
• Josh wants to do a Tracey Emin
• Paul gets a severe warning

Kirsty wants the old Tom Archer back – Thurs 09.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Thursday 9th May 2013

• Jonathan’s gone to ground?
• Kirsty is Tom’s one woman cheerleader squad
• Lilian turns up, as Paul demanded
• Paul’s a fibber
• Tom is Brian without a Jennifer?

Paul dumps his son – Wed 01.05.13 #thearchers

Pondering The Archers Wednesday 1st May 2013

• Brenda takes the oven dishes, but leaves the frying pan
• Paul’s openly laughing at Matt
• Paul dumps Charlie
• Matt’s reading Lilian’s diary
• At least Kirsty’s interested
• Paul tells Lilian what to do

"Does every sentence have to have sausages in it?": Thurs 14.03.13 #thearchers

The Archers Thursday 14th March 2013

• Just. Tell. Pip. To. Pay. Rent.
• Tom has to hear it from Kirsty
• David teaches Josh basic farming skills
• Where’s the wrapping paper?
• Tom had to pay for parking