Sunday 28 November 2010

The Archers Thurs 18th Nov 2010: Sabrina Spoke!!!!!!!!!

The Archers: Josh is playing by himself … Pip wants to be a farmer … Patrick can play the piano … Fallon plans to be alone with Harry … Eddie’s crowing

  • “Jamie’s gone all weird”
  • “His stance needs working on”
  • Patrick to the Rescue!
  • Pip, please don’t tell us what Jude taught you …
  • I think that counted as Sabrina speaking
  • Sabrina’s treasure chest
  • How desperate is Fallon!!!
  • Nathan, not any trouble? I very much doubt that Eddie



“Jamie’s gone all weird”

Sounds like David and Ruth might need to get Tom over to have a check on their yard lighting.

Josh was found by Eddie playing football by the floodlights.

And the poor wee mite had to play by himself.

[Josh] “Jamie’s gone all weir … hanging out with a rubbish crowd at school”

Eddie had a wee kick about with him, but sounded out of breath within a few minutes. Many days since Eddie was on a pitch, then:

[Eddie] “Wizard of the wing, I was called”


“His stance needs working on”

After Eddie had to wheeze off of the footy, Josh had to make do with helping his sister Pip work on the Hereford Steer that they’re putting into the primestock next week.

“Great topline … it’s his stance which needs working on”

We’ll take your work for it, Pip!


Patrick to the Rescue!

That Patrick’s an odd one.

He’s forever popping in and out of Ambridge, with seemingly no agenda (or staying power!).

But he’s not Lynda’s man of the moment (I wonder if Harry’s okay with that?!).

With Fallon now in the Panto, she doesn’t have time to pre-record the background music.

But along comes Patrick, as he’s apt to do. While Lynda was in a busy Ambridge Organics:

[Lynda] “In the hiatus, while Derek fletcher swung between yoghurt covered brazils and a blueberry flapjack …”

She got chatting to Patrick.

[Lynda] “If you ever get him on the lifecycle of the large butterfly he’ll open your eyes!”

Putting large butterflies to one side for the moment, Lynda also found out that Patrick achieved Grade 7 piano when he was a mere 17.

[Lynda] “The moment he revealed his talent … the poor man’s fate was sealed”

You said it Lynda!

Patrick and Harry in the same room? Just when I’d started to think they were one and the same …



Pip, please don’t tell us what Jude taught you …

(*shudder*)

No – it’s okay – all Pip said to Josh was that

“At least I learnt one thing from Jude … find something you're good at and stick to it – that’s what he was so useless at”

Pip looks like she’s considering staying out at Brookfield as a farmer.

[Josh] “So you going to stay here all your life?”

Of course, that all depends on whether Brookfield can manage to support adult Pip rather than Pip as one of David and Ruth’s kids.

But Pip has a cunning plan.

[Pip] “The market is changing all the time Josh, that’s why important find a good course to help us keep up”

Good planning Pip.

Wonder if we’ll be hearing similar arguments between Pip and David/Ruth as we currently hear between Tony and Tom.


I think that counted as Sabrina speaking

Okay, it was just a “meow”, and I reckon she also signed later on, but it was made by her vocal cords, therefore it was speech.

How utterly thrilling!


Sabrina’s treasure chest

[Lynda] “Prop yourself up a little more dear … that top’s a little lower cut than perhaps you realise”

[Lynda, later on] “Henchman are meant to be staring in covetously at the treasure chest!”


How desperate is Fallon!!!

That’s it.

Either Harry is asexual, gay or completely oblivious.

Did he not notice Fallon’s rather unsubtle efforts to get him to spend time alone with her?

The Panto is giving Fallon the perfect excuse to get 1-on-1 with Harry, but will he even react when she makes her move?




Nathan, not any trouble? I very much doubt that Eddie

Lynda is simply simpering over Eddie and Nathan’s revelatory panto performance this evening.

[Lynda] “your timing and teamwork was almost faultless … and I’ve never seen such sinister lurking … the sparkling chemistry you displayed this evening … tell me, what’s turned everything round?”

[Eddie] “We had a bot if a showdown earlier this week … he just needed taking a peg or two down … now that he accepts I’m top dog, we won't have any more trouble … I’m sure of that”

Hmmm. Speaking too soon, methinks.

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