- Mike’s back, and with a chainsaw
- Brenda has low expectations
- What a surprise!
- Delaying the pain?
- David and Ruth have an early night
- Harry is a heathen and a Sassenach
Mike’s back, and with a chainsaw
It’s been a while since we heard from Mr Vicky.
But then again, I suppose we really couldn’t have had Brenda’s 30th birthday without him.
Anyway, welcome back Moike, and be careful with that chainsaw.
Harry’s also popped up again, but chainsaw bereft. Which I think is good. Still not sure about that chap …
Brenda has low expectations
[Brenda] “Is it Borchester or Felpersham”
Ah, bless her. She’s trying to guess where Tom’s driving her.
But then again, I suppose she does have her trip to Berlin to look forward to.
And at least Tom does blindfold her (which I assumed would at least display her disappointment!).
Brenda the Unassuming – Tom the Man of Mystery …
Or Sir Jasper … according to Brenda.
Saucy!
She wears her silk pyjamas in the summer when it's hot,
She wears her woollen nightie in the winter when it's not,
But later in the springtime, and early in the fall,
She jumps between the lily-white sheets with nothing on at all.
"She's a most immoral lady,
She's a most immoral lady,
She's a most immoral lady,
And she lay between the lily-white sheets with nothing on at all.
Oh, Sir Jasper do not touch me,
Oh, Sir Jasper do not touch me,
Oh, Sir Jasper do not touch me,
And she lay between the lily-white sheets with nothing on at all.
Oh, Sir Jasper do not!
Oh, Sir Jasper do not!
Oh, Sir Jasper do not!
And she lay between the lily-white sheets with nothing on at all.
Oh, Sir Jasper do!
Oh, Sir Jasper do!
Oh, Sir Jasper do!
And she lay between the lily-white sheets with nothing on at all.
Oh, Sir Jasper!
Oh, Sir Jasper!
Oh, Sir Jaspert!
And she lay between the lily-white sheets with nothing on at all.
Oh, Sir!
Oh, Sir!
Oh, Sir!
And she lay between the lily-white sheets with nothing on at all.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
And she lay between the lily-white sheets with nothing on at all.
What a surprise!
[Brenda] “Oh my god – it’s … it’s …Willow Farm! … Oh Roy … Kirsty … Gabby from Radio Borchester!”
Brenda was genuinely delighted to be going back to the family home for her birthday party, for her neighbours and local friends to be there AND she loved the memories Vicky had collected.
I was a bit surprised, but then again – Brenda’s not exactly one of living the high life.
Question is – why did Tom get it so wrong? He was sure Brenda would hate everything Vicky has organised for her. It’s almost like he doesn’t know Brenda at all …
Delaying the pain?
It would seem Freddie and Lily may not have to take their entrance exams … well, not for a wee while, at least.
Elizabeth’s worried it’s all too much stress for them, and wee Freddie isn’t sleeping. So she’s tasked David to call the schools to see if the twins can get a stay of execution.
I wouldn’t know what would be worse – having to do them now, or have those exams hanging over their heads for even longer.
David and Ruth have an early night
To get some well-earned sleep.
(well, what did you expect?)
Harry is a heathen and a Sassenach
Jazzer isn’t holding back on Harry as he tries to explain what Burns Night is all about.
[Jazzer] “You don’t just eat haggis … the haggis is the hero of the night!”
But they’re back to being best buddies again when Harry agrees they should host their own wee Burns Night:
[Harry] “I’ll cook, and you can make sure everything is suitably Scottish”
- A farmer also trying to run a stately home
- Lilian’s on time!
- Ian and Adam made the cut
- “Management Consultant”
- “I’m in a real dilemma about it”
- David’s “to the manor born”
- Global warming
A farmer also trying to run a stately home
David’s slept in.
It’s only 7am before he finally awakes.
Shocking!
He seriously does need to slow down, and accept that he can’t be everything to Elizabeth. No matter how guilty he feels about Nigel’s death.
Lilian’s on time!
Now that really did shake Ambridge to the Core!
Bless her. She’s early for Jill, yet the only person she finds is Adam.
And that man’s can only talk sheep at the moment.
He’s even got one that he reckons will need social services.
It’s dozy, and keeps losing its lambs.
Ian and Adam made the cut
What on earth is happening with Brenda’s 30th birthday party???
Susan and Neil are invited – as are Ian and Adam, but because they are “youthful enough” (Adam’s words) – but Lilian isn’t on the list.
Eh?
Surely Lilian and her fine gin & tonic making skills are just exactly what a party needs!
“Management Consultant”
Cripes – Adam said “management consultant” in the same way that David used to say Jude.
They somehow take a perfectly normal word/name, and make it sound like a venereal disease!
Asking Lilian and her son James, and whether he is still a consultant, Adam obviously still isn’t impressed by his cousin.
I wonder if James will ever stumble back Ambridge way?
“I’m in a real dilemma about it”
Oh dear. Oh deary, deary me.
Lilian’s talking to Adam about Amside How it’s struggling. That they haven’t managed to fill the flats that they’ve already built, and can’t find new properties to develop.
[Lilian] “There’s one possibility Matt’s talking about …keep this to yourself … Matt says Jolene wants to sell The Bull … the real problem is that Jolene’s heart really isn’t in it anymore”
So, one potential plan is to buy Jolene and Jamie’s shares, transfer Lilian’s shares to Amside, shut the place down and redevelop as a ‘gated estate’ (as The Bull has enough land to build several properties on).
[Lilian] “Of course I don’t want to do it Adam … she (Jolene) might not have any choice … at least this way, she gets out with some dignity … to be honest, I’m, in a real dilemma about it”
*sigh*
I don’t know if I have the energy for another We Love the Bull Campaign …
David’s “to the manor born”
But only in the sense that he’s a natural born NFU president.
Both Adam and Brian were very impressed by David’s smooth handling of his first night in charge, and they all also enjoyed the “very volatile” subject of soft commodities.
Ruth seemed to actually rather turned on by David’s performance, and was heard to utter a Marilyn Monroe-esque “Mr President” (yuk!)
Still, it’s all too much for David.
He’s exhausted. Stressed. Guilt-ridden. And manages to finally tune Ruth out as she’s wittering on in the car heading home:
[Ruth] “Go on then pet, you have a little sleep. I think you deserve it”
Aw.
Global warming
[David] “I think Global warming might be not all that to UK farmers”
Oh.
That’s alright then. I can stop worrying about it.
But Brian’s right that the price of oil might damn us all.
- Daniel likes Jill’s pavlova
- Neil’s arranged a quarter peal for Nigel
- Jim gives Joe a telling
- The drawer of doom?
- Shula grieves for Nigel
- A level time
- Pat spells it out to Kathy
Daniel likes Jill’s pavlova
But she’s run out of cream.
And barges into Joe as she rushes out of the Village Shop (or so he reckons):
[Joe] “I comes in for an ounce of baccy and I gets assaulted!”
And Jill manages to leave her purse behind – which she didn’t even notice until Jim brought it round to Shula’s for her.
Well, I think that whole side of the Archer clan gets excused for any bad behaviour at the moment.
Neil’s arranged a quarter peal for Nigel
And Freddie’s taking a dibber that Nigel made into one of his interviews for school.
Not forgotten, but life does indeed go on.
Jim gives Joe a telling
[Jim] “It’s come to my attention that you’ve been using the research I did… or more rightly, abusing it”
[Joe] “No, no - I don’t think so”
[Jim] “Do you deny that you’ve been calling door to door dressed in improbable white clothes, brandishing spray painted secateurs and posing as some sort of Druidic high priest”
[Joe] “Oh, I never said I was a high priest …”
[Jim] “ … and spouting some spurious mumbo jumbo ostensively designed to ensure the germination of mistletoe … Joe, I did that research for you ‘uberrima fides’, in upmost good faith, because I thought you were interested in the subject, not on how to make money out of it by duping local residents”
[Joe] “Well, it was only a bit of fun”
[Jim] “Well, I must insist that you stop immediately. If word gets about that this is based on research that I undertook, I’d be a laughing stock. I have a reputation to protect, you know.”
[Joe] “I didn’t mean no harm … and I’m sorry for any offence caused”
Well that was Joe told.
Though his offer to ‘do’ Jim’s apples trees wasn’t that eagerly taken up by Jim. He’s fine for Joe to try and grow him some mistletoe on his trees, but:
[Jim] “chanting will not be necessary”
The drawer of doom?
I might still be suffering from #sattc (Shock to Shake Ambridge to the Core), as I’m seeing something ominous in every wee thing in Ambridge.
Pat’s dodgy drawer sounds very worrying to me …
Shula grieves for Nigel
[Shula] “I miss him so much … but I don’t feel I have the right … to feel so low myself, not compared to Elizabeth and what she must be suffering”
Jill reassures Shula that she has every right to feel the way she does, especially considering Nigel and Shula were romantically linked before he got together with Elizabeth (well, it was more Nigel than Shula, but she was very fond of him even then).
He was also a good friend, and had comforted Shula on the morning of Mark’s funeral.
[Jill] “… and if things had worked out differently”
Now there’s a thought.
Life would have been very different for all concerned.
A level time
Kathy’s complaining that Jamie doesn’t seem to care about making his A Level choices (he just wants to leave school, play games and hope/assume something will turn up), whereas Daniel has Jim keen to coach him on his first steps into a life of academia.
I wonder if Daniel is as good as he’s made out to be? We haven’t really heard from him for a while.
And Jamie … well … anything that stops us having to suffer him and Kathy shouting at each other will be just fine with me.
Pat spells it out to Kathy
Well, pat did make herself clear to Kathy, but in a rather respectful way:
[Pat] “You k now you’re always welcome of course, but I wonder if, given the baby, we could start to agree one night each week for you to come to eat”
[Kathy] “I understand Pat … I’ve been a bit too dependent on you. Don’t worry. Message received.”
Ouch!
Pat was trying to explain to Kathy that they needed more family time, with Henry soon to be arriving home, and that she still did want to see Kathy.
But Kathy seemed to take it a tad more personal.
Well – what other way could she take it? She was basically being told that she wasn’t wanted in their household every night. Which would hurt. Even if Kathy should have spotted that herself.
And won’t Tony be delighted!
- Brian’s a helpful chap
- The League of Friends are indeed always nice
- Clarrie’s looking forward to washing a mug
- This Ambridge eavesdropping is brought to you by Skype …
- Mart plans are at the Council
- “Some economist from Felpersham”
- Joe’s made some mistletoe sales
- Clarrie lets slip to Jim
- Nigel was idiosyncratic at organising
Brian’s a helpful chap
It looks like Brian’s offer to help at Brookfield wasn’t just a one off – and seems to come with no strings.
Helping out this time with the strawing down (which I think has something to do with the cows being inside), he also volunteers to take over Bert’s silage duties.
Though still struggling into work, Bert’s back is too sore to let him be of much use.
So it's Brian to the rescue, again.
I'd almost be suspicious, if it was just Ruth that was the female offering at Brookfield.
Though I suppose there is Pip ... surely not!?!
The League of Friends are indeed always nice
Preferring to get going to Clarrie’s hospital appointment rather than have a cup of tea at home, Nic was quite right that the League of Friends are nice people.
They’re to be found volunteering in hospitals – information, cups of tea and often raising money for equipment.
Well done folks!
Clarrie’s looking forward to washing a mug
Concerned about her job:
[Clarrie] “Vicky’s already got her feet too far under the table for my liking … I don't want her getting no ideas about that job for the long term”
And getting increasingly frustrated about not being able to do the housework and cooking (though it has to be said that Joe managed not to poison anyone), Clarrie can’t wait to get her arm out of plaster.
She’s especially looking forward to washing up her coffee mug properly.
As much as I can understand the mug symbolising Clarrie being able to get her world back under control … there’s also a part of me that thinks Clarrie does actually sees being able to wash her own mug is a genuine treat.
[Clarrie] “There’s a mug there that’s going to be washed with an inch of its life”
Will that woman ever get a proper break? (excuse the pun)
This Ambridge eavesdropping is brought to you by Skype …
Is it just me, or is the Aldridge family being sponsored by Skype?
That was yet another mention because of Nollie’s birthday tomorrow.
Maybe the extra income is why Brian is happy to give his time for free to Brookfield.
Mart plans are at the Council
All seems to be going well with Borchester Land and Amside’s Mart plans.
Though Brian reckons Matt’s still pulling Lilian’s strings, she is “putting up a good fight” at the Board table.
The plans for the mart are finished, and are now in front of the Council’s planning department.
Surely that’s where the trouble really starts?!?
“Some economist from Felpersham”
Wowzer – those farmers sure know how to book a scintillating key note speaker for their conference!
Seemingly Adam’s going to translate (he studied Agricultural economics), and the economist’s topic, “Global Soft Commodity prospects”, Brian reckoned would be:
“food for thought”
(and he said that with, again, no pun intended)
Each to their own, I suppose.
Joe’s made some mistletoe sales
But Clarrie reckons:
[Clarrie] “anyone that’s lived here a while isn’t so keen … mainly the townies that’s taking it … Joe could be up to a lot worse”
True.
But does Clarrie realise that he’s been using one of her sheets?
Clarrie lets slip to Jim
Whoops!
Clarrie does seem to have a tendency of telling folks things they would probably be better off not knowing.
Though it seems to be entirely innocent on her part. Unlike when Susan tells her home truths …
Anyway, expect Jim to give Joe a telling any day now. His reaction to being told that he’d “inspired” Joe to go round the village, charging folks for his Druid services, didn’t sound entirely positive.
[Clarrie] “he’s a funny old stick”
Nigel was idiosyncratic at organising
David’s having a struggle trying to work out Nigel’s way of working.
He’s not sure what Nigel meant when he ticked something (as it would seem Nigel also used crosses for when he’d completed some tasks); Nigel had a bit of an eccentric filing system (Royal’s Rink hire was under I for Ice rink); and David is a tad concerned that all of this will mean he and Lewis will miss something important.
Lewis is a very calm chap to have around, but David seems to be edging onto panic (on top of his guilt, and sheer exhaustion).
That David can’t find a trace of the ice sculpture is his biggest problem at the moment (maybe the sculpture goes the same way as the ice? … sorry …).
Spotting that David is about to potentially self-combust, Lewis tries to suggest that David really doesn’t need to do all of this work.
After all, Elizabeth didn’t ask him to – and probably should start looking for a professional manager for Lower Loxley.
That the Lower Loxely trustees are meeting in 3 weeks sounds a bit ominous.
Maybe David should relax a bit now, in case Elizabeth will need him more in a few weeks time …
- No problem with the will
- David doesn’t want Kenton …
- … but Jolene does
- “Ye Gods!”
- No tomatoes in Ambridge?
- Jill’s worried again
- Trouble in store for Freddie and Lily?
No problem with the will
Elizabeth already knows what’s in Nigel’s will, as she’s an executor.
David doesn’t want Kenton …
Kenton offers again to help out with the business side of Lower Loxley, but David’s having none of it.
In fact, he’s downright rude to Kenton.
[Kenton] “I’ve had a lot more experience with that sort of thing”
[David] “What, running a bar!?!”
[Kenton] “Well, with our private bookings, I know the sort of thing to expect …”
[David] “Are you saying I’m not up to the job?”
[Kenton] “No, not all.”
[David] “ … because I’m fine Kenton,. It’s just common sense. It’s all under control.”
Well, there was no need for that, David Archer.
There’s more folks than just you who need to work off their sense of guilt.
… but Jolene does
I’m not sure exactly what Jolene did to perk up Kenton after David shouted him done (for only offering to help), but it did the trick.
(actually, it sounded like it was just a coffee).
Upset that David had acted:
[Kenton] “Like I accused him of being a bad parent, or something”
Kenton also wants to avoid making the same mistake that he feels he made when Sid died.
As much as I hardly think Elizabeth and the twins would get upset with Kenton having a one night stand (Jamie seemingly still isn’t talking to him), it sounds like he has realised that even just being in the same room helps. With Jamie and Kathy, he was always at Jaxx.
So, Kenton wants to do more at Lower Loxley so that Elizabeth and the twins know that they can depend on him
[Jolene] “You’re a good man Kenton … we all make mistakes … but if you can learn from them …”
[Kenton] “I do seem to make more than most”
[Jolene] “That’s cause you’re always doing. It’s easier to get nothing wrong if you never doing anything in the first place”
Later on:
[Jolene] “You gotta deal with your own grief … it’s all very well looking after everyone else, but you gotta think of yourself too”
[Kenton] “But here … it’s just a good place to be”
Whether Kenton and Jolene get together or not, it’s nice that Kenton has someone who doesn’t think he’s an idiot or blame him for being a tad flaky at times.
“Ye Gods!”
Which was David’s cry as he realised that planning a large society wedding really isn’t that simple.
No cheesecake – how many kids? – where does the photographer take the pictures?
Yup – all common sense, and simple tasks. But, stack them all up together, realise that you should have asked the client in the first place … David’s common sense just isn’t making up for his lack of experience.
Shouldn’t have been so rude to Kenton after all, eh David?
No tomatoes in Ambridge?
Tom’s sausages and bacon – Pat’s yoghurt – and Mike’s milk for the cereals.
But no local tomatoes for The Bull’s Farmhouse Breakfast.
I’m surprised no local entrepreneur hasn’t seen that one right.
Anyhoo, at least Jolene and Kenton got a laugh out of writing the copy for the breakfast menu:
“Eggs from hens that scratch freely in the shadow of Lakey Hill!”
(I know – I didn’t think it was that funny either. Still, it made them smile)
Jill’s worried again
Despite Elizabeth now knowing she’s secure for her lifetime, Jill can’t help worrying.
She really doesn’t want Elizabeth to get back to work – but Elizabeth reckons Lower Loxley’s brand is all about her (and previously Nigel) being hands on.
I think maybe getting back to work might actually help Elizabeth.
After all, getting “back to reality” helped Lily and Freddie.
But then again, Jill is always right.
Trouble in store for Freddie and Lily?
Is it just me, or was there no mention of what happens to Lower Loxley when Elizabeth eventually passes over to Nigel?
[Jill] “But the main thing is that you’re secure for your lifetime”
Hmmm.
Trouble with the trustees for Lily and Freddie?
- It’s Pip’s driving tests in 2 weeks
- Henry’s in transition
- “Dressed like that bloke out of Asterix”
- Tom stands up for Brenda
- Miracle of science?
- Yikes! A broody Vicky
- Chips and supermarket quiche
- “There’s a great gap where Nigel should be”
It’s Pip’s driving tests in 2 weeks
Banned for speeding within a matter of weeks? Car crash? An additional door put into the Barn?!?
Henry’s in transition
Cripes, that was fast. I didn’t think wee ones could make those sort of decisions …
(sorry!)
Henry’s been moved to the transition unit, which Tom reckons is far nicer. There’s no tubes, “and stuff”.
As Helen changes Henry’s nappy:
[Tom] “Very undignified, being a baby isn’t it? … wait until I take him from his first pint and tell him I’ve seen him like this!”
And we’ll all remember it too, as Henry grows up. That’s part of the joy of eavesdropping into The Archers for years, upon years, upon years …
“Dressed like that bloke out of Asterix”
Is what Tom reckons Joe looks like.
Sounds like Joe has been having some success with his new Druid approach to selling mistletoe.
Well, whatever floats Joe’s (and his customers) boat.
Tom stands up for Brenda
As Tom’s organising the hotel for their trip to Berlin (4 nights from the 25th of Feb), he’s also doing his best to dissuade Vicky from making Brenda’s 30th birthday party a living hell.
(well, it would just be a tad rubbish to most of us, but we all know how Brenda loves an excuse to go a bit overboard about anything Vicky related)
As Vicky starts to tick off the games she wants to play at Brenda’s party (Murder in the Dark or Sardines), Tom manages to get a word in:
[Tom] “Perhaps I didn’t really make it clear. I really don’t think Brenda would like games at her party … when it’s mainly people of our age, all we want is a few drinks and a bit of music and the party will look after itself … believe me, Brenda wouldn’t want that sort if party, not for her 30th”
[Vicky, slightly deflated but not entirely giving up] “But I’m still going to do that memory thing”
Hmmm. As Tom tried to tell Vicky previously, Brenda might also not be that enamoured of having her baby pictures, and other embarrassing images, plastered all over her party.
[Helen] “You know the first thing that shot into my mind. Her being sacked from radio Borchester …”
Yup. There’s a definite flaw somewhere in Vicky’s plan there, methinks.
Miracle of science?
As Vicky’s in seeing Henry, while Helen and Tom are also visiting him, she reckons he’s:
[Vicky] “Your miracle baby”
[Helen] “It’s just good, medical science. That’s all”
I reckon Henry’s a bit of both. A wee miracle, helped by science.
And that he can fall asleep while being held, and yattered over, by Vicky … well, that just shows how very special he is indeed.
Yikes! A broody Vicky
Mike had better watch out …
She’s also adamant that Brenda with also get broody, what with a new baby in the family. Despite Tom’s protestations.
[Tom] “Not really”
[Vicky] “You’ll have to get a move on you know, both knocking on 30”
Cheeky mare!
[Tom] “You know what’s even worse … suppose Vicky goes onto Brenda about having babies. You know how she feels about that. She’ll hit the roof!”
So Vicky is going to ruin Brenda’s 30th party by not accepting that she just needs a few cans of special brew, a bowl of nuts and a few pals – AND Vicky’s going to top that off with annoying her with talk of babies.
Oh dear.
My question – when did Brenda get so anti-baby?
That surely must mean an unplanned pregnancy anytime now.
Chips and supermarket quiche
Yup – Ruth’s cooking again.
Both David and Pip seem quietly disappointed that it’s not “one of gran’s”.
Better than pizza, folks!
“There’s a great gap where Nigel should be”
Quite agree with Ruth – “it’s heart-breaking”
[David] “We’ve got a long road ahead”
And one which is going to takes years and years to fully play out.
Aw. I still miss Nigel.
- Jolene’s depressed again
- Farmhouse Breakfast Week
- Grandpa Lewis
- Inheritance
- Lily thinks Nigel was careless
- Matt Vs Lilian
- Joe impregnated Sabrina’s apple tree
- The kids make the decision
Jolene’s depressed again
Which is fair enough, considering Nigel’s sudden death must have brought back everything around Sid’s sudden death.
And it’s not just her mood that’s hit another downer.
As Matt’s in The Bull have a coffee, Jolene tells him:
[Jolene] “We’re in a big post Christmas slump – the worst I’ve ever known it. Looks like we’re back to square one”
Jolene reckons The Bull only picked up during Autumn because of the We Love the Bull campaign and she’s now just not in the mood to try new ways of getting the punters in the door.
Her heart very much going out to Elizabeth having to manage with kids and a business on her own, Jolene thinks she knows how Elizabeth must be feeling about Lower Loxley (as a business):
[Jolene] “Wishing someone else would just take it all off your hands”
Probably not the most astute move to say something like that to Matt – and he does manage to twist what Jolene says for his own ends, later on.
[Matt] “Don’t despair - something might turn up, you never know”
Hmmm.
Farmhouse Breakfast Week
I’m not sure where Harry has been of late. Surely it’s his style to be helpful when there’s a major crisis?
But he hasn’t been seen at neither Lower Loxley, nor The Bull.
Fair-weather friend?
But not to worry Jolene – Kenton’s still interested.
Which is just as well. Jolene needs someone to ‘spark’ off of, and Kenton reckons he’s just the chap (even thought the three ideas he has before he’s finished shaving only result in at least 2 being rubbish).
Kenton’s idea is for The Bull to take part in Farmhouse Breakfast Week. It’s all about the benefits of having a good breakfast – and Kenton’s idea is for The Bull to serve hearty English breakfasts, all using local produce.
He’s even offered to help with the cooking.
I’m still not totally convinced that Kenton’s interest in Jolene is anything more than mates, but at least someone’s there for her.
(also a bit worried about Fallon. We haven’t heard from her since Harry went quiet …)
Grandpa Lewis
Ah – I’d utterly forgotten that Lewis had actually married Julia Pargetter, not long before she died.
That explains a lot. I did wonder why the ‘hired help’ was taking such an interest!
Inheritance
I was wondering if inheritance would be an issue after Nigel’s death, but it seems he worked that one all out.
He’s left Lower Loxley in trust to Elizabeth and the kids.
It’s a wee shame that Freddie and Lily thought they might have to leave Lower Loxley, with it passing over to Aunty Camilla (Nigel’s sister). I suppose there’s no real reason why it should – Lily and Freddie are true Pargetter’s (with a hint of Archer).
[Freddie] “(did he put it in trust) because he trusted us to look after it?”
Lily thinks Nigel was careless
[Lily] “He should have been more careful, then we wouldn’t have to (look after Lower Loxley) … it’s true, he shouldn’t have gone up on the roof!”
[Elizabeth] “Lily I wish he hadn’t too. But he only wanted the house to look nice. Listen, you mustn’t blame him, it just happened”
[Lily] “Why did it?”
[[Elizabeth] “I don’t know sweetheart, I don’t know”
[Freddie] “You shouldn’t ask mummy things like that”
[Elizabeth] “You can ask me any questions you like. I tell you what I do know. Daddy loved you both more than anything in the world, and he still does”
Oh dear. Can we foresee Lily holding back her anger towards Nigel dying for a few more decades? Wonder how that will resurface …
Matt Vs Lilian
Amside Properties doesn’t seem to be doing that well at the moment, mainly because of a lack of suitable properties to develop.
Matt has a cunning plan, which he puts to Lilian
[Matt] “(Jolene) actually said she wished someone would come and take the place off her hands … she’s being realistic, she’s tried and it hasn’t work”
[Lilian] “So what’s the alternative?”
Of course – Matt wants to close The Bull and turn it into flats. The cheeky devil also only wants to pay Jolene and Jamie “bottom price” for their shares. How very neighbourly of him.
Now we didn’t see that one coming …
[Lilian] “So that’s your solution? I close the Bull? There are other things to take into consideration ..>"
[Lilian] “Aren’t you overlooking one tiny little drawback to this grand plan? At the cost of everyone hating me? Shut the bull – people would never forgive me!”
Matt thinks the residents just have a “sentimental attachment” to The Bull, whereas Lillian (quite rightly) knows it’s the centre of village life.
So Lilian calls in her “power of veto” to stop Matt even talking about closing The Bull (he isn’t a director, so technically has no right to overrule Lilian).
But Matt’s not the sort of let his beloved Pusscat get in the way of making a few quid.
As soon as Lilian leaves the house, he’s straight on the phone to some chap called Liam, asking him to research what the options could be for developing the site of The Bull.
It’s a hard one to call. Matt has a tendency of getting his way with Lilian (and seems to have forgotten all the strife he got himself into last time when he want behind her back).
But, it’s The Bull. It’s where Lilian spent part of her childhood. She’s also quiet right in knowing she’d be an outcast if she was behind it closing.
Could this be the final straw for Tiger and Pusscat?
Joe impregnated Sabrina’s apple tree
Blimey! And seemingly Sabrina was really impressed.
Jolene’s telling Kenton about how Sabrina wanted to try and grow her own mistletoe, so Joe turned up at her house dressed like a Druid High Priest.
[Jolene] “Clarrie said Joe got his ideas from the Harry Potter film. Took her best dressing gown and draped himself with a sheet … then he impregnated Sabrina’s apple tree … chanting and everything”
Seemingly Sabrina will believe anything if it seems rustic. The slight failing in Joe’s plan was that word was surely to spread about what nonsense he was telling the unwary buyers.
In fact, Sabrina actually told Lynda:
[Jolene] “Lynda said Joe was posturing, had no basis in natural history whatsoever. And if Sabrina’s trees grew mistletoe toe she’d personally become a druid”
Oh, that’s a dangerous thing to have said Lynda.
What’s more – if, by some bizarre fluke – Sabrina does manage to grow mistletoe, I can’t see you backing out of your bet.
The kids make the decision
Well, you have to give credit to Freddie for certainly not lacking in loyalty and bravery.
Although obviously not a fan of school, and certainly not having a particular aptitude for schoolwork, he’d determined to keep on at the entrance exams.
As is Lily, but she’s never really struggled with the work.
Elizabeth was prepared to let them not do the exams if they didn’t want to, but they’re both adamant they should, as it’s what Nigel wanted.
[Freddie] “Yes, we have to. For daddy.”
Aw bless your wee cotton socks.
- The brooch of doom
- “You were right, mum”
- David’s beyond maudlin
- Kenton’s worried about being disrespectful
- Shula and Joni Mitchell
- Those we didn’t hear from
- “They think daddy’s helping God with his allotments now”
The brooch of doom
Turns out it was a lasting memory, rather than a curse from Julia Pargetter.
Ah well. I think a lot of us would have preferred a cursed Nigel and Elizabeth to a dead Nigel …
“You were right, mum”
I’ve said it before, but Jill is just always right!
Seemingly the kids told Elizabeth that they had wanted to go to the funeral, but did think Elizabeth wanted them there.
David’s beyond maudlin
David was never going to have an easy time at the funeral (which is why he didn’t want to speak at it), but he seems to be diving into the ‘dark pool’ after Elizabeth.
Before the service, he was depressed that Jill had never before spoken of her grief and anger at not being allowed to be at her mother’s funeral:
[David] “So much goes on in this family Ruth, so much that the family doesn’t talk about”
Later, as he’s at the funeral tea, he seems to be getting even more depressed at the sight of the sheer number of people who come to bid Nigel farewell.
[David] “It’s such a waste … if ever anyone made the world a better place … it’s so wrong he’s gone”
Oh dear.
Now, David has some guilt to carry for being up on the roof in the first place, but it would seem he’s comparing himself with Nigel.
Apples and kumquats, I think.
Is David heading for depression? Does he think he should have died in place of Nigel (as the lesser man)?
Will we ever see our usual confident (and a tad self-righteous) David return?
Kenton’s worried about being disrespectful
Which is a first.
But I think his speech at the funeral was perfect.
[Kenton]
“I suppose we should have guessed Nigel might become someone special in Elizabeth’s life when he helped her scape from boarding school …
“ …there was a bit of a wobble in their relationship when they become rivals in what became known as the ice cream wars … yes, they each had their own van, and Nigel’s jingle was, of course, the Teddy Bear’s Picnic in honour of his own beloved teddy bear Tiddles.
“But, they got together in their own good time, and for Nigel and Elizabeth, the romance never died”
“He told me his music master used to say, ‘spare us the caterwauling Pargetter, just mouth it silently”
So, as we sing, let’s imagine Nigel beside us, miming”
And Kenton's speech even managed to comfort Elizabeth.
[Elizabeth] “You brought Nigel to life … gave me back some happy memories”
Nice one Kenton.
Shula and Joni Mitchell
While I still feel very odd about actually liking Shula at the moment, it was Shula’s speech at the funeral which finally brought my tears:
[Shula]
“Nigel was green long before it became fashionable. But he combined this with a great love of tradition, which we saw beautifully expressed in the way he made his last journey here
“On a wicker coffee, in a waggon, pulled by his beloved shire horse
“He was very conscious when he inherited Lower Loxley that he was a custodian for future generations. Handing down what was best of the past, but taking great care to safeguard this for the future
"Nigel was my very dear friend for so many years … if ever anyone was a child of the universe, it was Nigel Pargetter.
“To quote one of his favourite songs:
‘We are stardust, we are golden, and we’ve got to get ourselves back to the garden’
“Well, he’s back there now”
*sniff a lot*
Those we didn’t hear from
Debbie was back – as she’s Lily’s godmother
Alistair – who’s Freddie’s godfather
Jolene (bless)
Lewis, and his daughter Felicity
Camilla (Nigel’s sister), her husband and his aunt,
I still think there might be an inheritance issue, by the way …
“They think daddy’s helping God with his allotments now”
So what now?
Freddie and Lily have had a chance to say goodbye to Nigel, and
[Elizabeth] “Tomorrow’s the first day of the rest of our lives”
Although Elizabeth is keeping them off of school tomorrow, there’s still the ever looming entrance exams.
So what will Elizabeth do?
Let Freddie escape the hell that is public school academia (after his success as a rat, maybe an early entry to stage school would be more apt) – or stay true to Nigel’s firm wish?
As Jill said:
[Jill] “And now the hard part starts, doesn’t it”
- Poor Kenton
- Joe in vestments?
- The simple pleasures
- Guilt’s not attractive on David
- Those early hurts are the deepest
Poor Kenton
[Kenton] “I wished she’d asked me … well, it doesn’t matter. I don’t want to bother her now that it’s sorted … she knows that (David’s) the reliable one”
[Shula] “Well, he clearly didn’t want to do it which is why I offered … why, what did you want to say?”
[Kenton] “Well, just what fun he was”
It’s not nice being Kenton sometimes.
The black sheep of the family, to the point where he believes that he no-one else will trust him to say the right thing at his best friend’s funeral.
It’s a shame that neither Shula nor David thought of Kenton. Elizabeth is hardly best placed to think of anything …
Joe in vestments?
*shudder*
Still, at least Joe is providing some light relief to the Archer clan.
Kenton and Shula are guffawing away at the fact that Jim hasn’t as yet spotted that Joe’s more interested in a few extra £ than ancient history.
And, at the idea of Joe trying to make more money by becoming a Druid priest:
[Kenton] “ …a priest in white vestments climbs an oak tree and cuts down the mistletoe with a golden sycle”
[Shula] “Sounds quite beautiful”
[Kenton] “Well, not when the priest is Joe Grundy”
While Shula is tempted to get Joe in to do his new found magic on her trees, Kenton's more in the mood for a sing song.
Quite bizarrely, Shula joins in:
“Hey down (Ho down) Derry derry down
Among the leaves so green-o”
Odd, as that was quite a prominent song in the last run of Lark Rise to Candleford.
Maybe Kenton and Shula watch it (Shula, I can imagine, but Kenton? Is he that ,lonely?)
And even more bizarre yet, Helen walks in as Shula and Kenton are singing, making them both behave like naughty school children caught misbehaving.
Still, any laughs right now must be welcomed.
The simple pleasures
At first a bit perturbed to find Shula and Kenton singing in a house of mourning.
[Helen] “They seemed in an …odd … mood”
Helen soon settles down to both comfort Elizabeth, and also make much of her wee boy Henry.
Not that Helen went overboard, or Elizabeth was not welcoming a happy diversion.
All Helen wants to do it to be able to care for Henry, but that’s difficult when he’s still in hospital.
She just wants to be able to give him a bath.
[Elizabeth] “Nigel said it was lucky we had twins as we both had one to bath”
It’s the simple moments that stay with us.
Guilt’s not attractive on David
I’ll admit I reckon David’s quite right to feel a bit of guilt (why else where they both up on the roof?), but he’s going to drive himself insane if he keep being so down on himself.
Despite putting his entire life on hold to run Lowe Loxley with Lewis (including a big society wedding which sounds a bit tricky – likely more of that to follow), David can’t give himself a break for not wanting to speak at Nigel’s funeral.
Would anybody actually expect him to?
Those early hurts are the deepest
[Jill] “You know I was brought up by my mother’s cousin …”
[Elizabeth] “Yes, aunt Daphne, because your father died when you were a baby”
[Jill] “Yes, and then my mother .. she struggled to keep out little family together, but it was too much for her”
“I’ve never talked about how I felt .. .what it did to me .. .it went too deep”
Jill’s talking to Elizabeth about her own experiences of death as a young child.
Her father died when she was a baby. Her mother when she was but knee high. And her Aunt, in trying to protect her from the pain of her mother’s death, decided to keep Jill away from the funeral.
[Jill] “I know what it’s like to not say goodbye … it made me think people could disappear without any explanation .. people you loved, people you thought loved you … you couldn’t trust them ..
“I used to be a very wary person Elizabeth, I didn’t want to be hurt again …but then I met your father, and he showed me I was wrong. He ;loved me, and I know he’d never leave ,me.
“He taught me to love again, so I could start to forgive my mother .. .for abandoning me, for leaving me without a word and never coming back …”
[Elizabeth] “But she couldn’t, you must have known that, she was dead”
[Jill] “I was seven, Elizabeth”
[Elizabeth] “Oh mum, I wish you’d told me before.”
[Jill] “But I had to tell you how important it is – give Lilt and Freddie that chance. Let them say goodbye to their father, please …”
All of which was a bit of a teary moment for me.
Jill was crying at her own pain, and at the thought of her grandchildren having to feel the same.,
Elizabeth was crying as her mum crying.
But, as sad as it all was, at least Kenton managed to both help Elizabeth out, while also being able to find his proper place at Nigel’s funeral.
Lily and Freddie are now going to the funeral. Which means Elizabeth doesn’t want to speak (in case she breaks down).
Which means Kenton will have his chance to pay homage to his mate, properly.
Good.
- Is Brian genuine?
- There’s no point arguing with Jill
- Exams ahoy!
- Funeral plans, so far
- Why not Kenton?
Is Brian genuine?
It’s been a while since Brian went a-wandering.
Do we think he’s moving in on Ruth – a female farmer in distress?
Probably not. But it’d be funny if those two paired up …
There’s no point arguing with Jill
Not that Shula was arguing. She was only trying to get Jill to see Elizabeth’s point of view, about the children not being at Nigel’s funeral.
[Shula] “Elizabeth might have a point. They are her children”
[Jill] “And she’s mine!”
[Jill] “It’s really important there all together. That they say goodbye together”
Jill sets David onto Elizabeth – who fails.
Even his reminder that he found it comforting to have his children at Phil’s funeral – for both his and the kids’ sake.
[Elizabeth] “I can’t imagine everything after the funeral. It’s just a great big black hole … (when she mentioned the funeral) Freddie went totally silent, and Lily changed the subject … I’m doing this for them”
Jill also sets Alan onto Elizabeth – who (in his very gentle and understanding way) fails.
[Alan – relating what Mabel had said about Amy being at his wife’s, Mabel’s daughter’s, funeral] “Jesus loves little children, and he’ll be holding Amy’s hand”
[Alan] “I think the ceremony would embrace the children”
[Jill] “Rather than shut them out in the cold”
[Alan] “Grief is such a maze …”
[Jill] “They’d be lost in it for ever … I know it. And I have to change Elizabeth’s mind”
My money’s on Jill.
Exams ahoy!
Pip was off today to her re-sits.
Freddie and Lily have entrance exams to do for three schools.
(it doesn’t sound like Elizabeth is about to let Freddie off the hook).
Who said childhood was the best days?
Funeral plans, so far
Donations to environmental; charities
Hymn: Dear lord and father of mankind (as Nigel was a peacemaker)
Hymn: All creatures of our god and king (as Nigel loved the natural world and was joyful)
Alan’s doing the eulogy
Elizabeth will try and speak
The funeral tea will be back at Lower Loxley – with Lower Loxley wine
And they’re on the track of the harpist who played for Nigel and Elizabeth’s anniversary.
I did say that Nigel would normally hire a harpist to cheer Elizabeth up.
Why not Kenton?
Elizabeth asked David to speak to Nigel’s’ funeral, but Shula interrupted to say she would.
Saving David from having to refuse (I imagine he feels too guilty, can’t wipe the image of Nigel falling out of his mind, too emotional etc), Shula did well.
But what about Kenton?
Wasn’t he Nigel’s best mate?
- Susan can manage her own jugs
- At least Vicky has sympathy
- Freddie and Lily back to school
- They’ve let Helen out
- Tom and Brenda to leave the country!
- “I’d like it to be a big one”
- Phoebe’s being very good about it
- Elizabeth can now hear Nigel
- Dan or Ian?
- Should the kids be there?
Susan can manage her own jugs
So says she, but she’s still happy to have Vicky around to help out elsewhere.
At least Vicky has sympathy
[Vicky] “What a tragedy … those poor children”
All Susan can find to say about Nigel dying is that she’ll have to re-arrange the Village Shop rota, as Jill’s too busy with Elizabeth.
(and I don’t mean this to be an anti-Susan posting – she just sets herself up sometimes!)
Freddie and Lily back to school
Seemingly the biggest problem was that they seemed more worried about leaving Elizabeth.
Which has, in turn, helped Elizabeth to realise that they are better off in the ‘real world’, rather than looking after her.
So, Jill was right (again!).
And bless Ruairi’s wee socks – he made sure Freddie joined in his football game. Because he “knows what it’s like”.
Aw. How’s a nice, sensitive chap like that being brought up by Jennifer and Brian?
They’ve let Helen out
We didn’t get to hear her having to say her goodbye to Henry (for the time being).
Helen still sounds perfectly happy and sane (I’m still hoping it lasts), and is still acknowledging that she was a bit of a madam to Tony and Pat during her pregnancy.
It’s Pat’s birthday today, and Tom reassured:
[Tom] “But, you can do no wrong know that you’ve presented them with Henry!!”
Later on, Helen’s proving again that she’s changed.
[Helen] “I don’t expect everyone to find him as interesting as I do”
Cripes! Helen. Not expecting someone else to be as obsessed with something in her life as she is. There’s a change and a half.
Tom and Brenda to leave the country!
They will return – as it’s only a treat for Brenda’s 30th birthday – but I’m amazed they’re actually going anywhere. They generally don’t venture beyond The Bull
“I’d like it to be a big one”
So says Vicky!
She’s decided it’d be a great idea to throw Brenda a surprise party.
The guest list so far includes Susan, Neil, Chris and Alice (all great friends of Brenda’s … hmmm), and Vicky’s enlisted Susan’s expertise to make sure the party is spectacular.
Which means games.
Sounds like Tom managed to put Brenda off of the idea of having Brenda’s baby pictures on the walls of the party.
[Tom] “It’s a nice thought, but honestly? No.”
‘Party on down’ indeed!
Do we think this will be a birthday Brenda won’t ever forget – for all the wrong reasons?
Phoebe’s being very good about it
I’d totally forgotten about Phoebe and her heartache over Kate leaving her. Again.
Vicky reckons she’s putting a brave face on it, but Susan isn’t impressed.
[Susan] “More than Kate deserves, if you ask me”
Did anyone actually ask Susan?
Elizabeth can now hear Nigel
First she was feeling, and nearly seeing, Nigel – now Elizabeth can hear him:
[Elizabeth] “I could her Nigel talking to me. ‘Come on Lizzie, you’d know I’d like a wicker one’”
Later on, coffin chosen, Elizabeth is also planning Nigel’s “final journey”
[Elizabeth] “Ideally, of course, he’d have linked to go on his bike… the next best thing would be to have the coffin on the wagon and to have Cranford Christie pull it.”
Elizabeth is doing superbly well, organising Nigel’s coffin, funeral, letting the kids go …
But as always, it’s the calm after the tragedy that often proves the most difficult.
Dan or Ian?
Having a look through some of Tony’s many (many!) photographs of Henry, Vicky and Susan are playing ‘spot the grandfather and father’.
Reckoning that there’s no Tony to be seen,
[Susan] “something of Dan Archer about him …Oh, he was a nice man. Gave my Neil his start in life, really”
[Vicky] “It’s strange isn’t it … he might just look like his father and we’ll never know”
[Susan] “Well, I think he looks like his father …”
[Vicky] “But we don’t know who that is!”
[Susan] “Don’t we? I’m surprised at you Vicky .. .you’re usually quick about these things … what’s his name?”
Vicky is still, at first, a bit slow. After Susan told her to think of Ian rather than Henry …
[Susan] “I never bought that name about the sperm donor … it was a cover story”
[Vicky] “Do you think they actually …”
[Susan] “All I can say, is they are close friends”
Yikes! Close friends. Ian likes kids. He painted the nursery. AND Susan reckons Henry has his chin.
Case closed. Though I’d imagine they didn’t actually …
It’s always hard to take Susan and Vicky seriously, but others have mentioned Ian as the potential father.
I’m not convinced.
Though the speed with which Helen was accepted and then got pregnant was extraordinary fast – if she did get a chap to assist directly, I’d doubt it was Ian.
Ian’s devoted to Adam. Adam was against Ian being a father last time. And Ian wouldn’t hide this from Adam.
And surely his reaction to Henry would have been different if he’d actually been his child?
Nope. I think there might be something in the idea that Helen didn’t have an anonymous donor, but Ian’s not the chap.
I also think there’s a bit of assumption based on Ian’s sexuality. There’d be nothing to stop a straight man (single or attached) ‘helping’ Helen out. Having a baby with a friend isn’t just the reservation of gay men …
Should the kids be there?
Jill’s very upset to hear Elizabeth say that Freddie and Lily won’t be at Nigel’s funeral.
Elizabeth’s just as upset that Jill assumed they would be there.
[Jill] “They need to say goodbye to their father”
[Elizabeth] “Not like this. Not at a huge bewildering public occasion … I don’t want those to be their last memories of Nigel”
[Elizabeth] “Mum – I don’t want to be there. I’m certainly not going to out the children through it … I don’t know how I’m going to be like on the day … I don’t know what I might do … They’re my children and I don’t want them there”
Another tricky one.
Deny your kids the chance of saying goodbye – or put them through the fairly scarring experience of seeing their mum through herself onto a wicker coffin …
By default, I’d just do what Jill says!
- Elizabeth can’t really have everything she’d like …
- When Shula met Usha
- Email etiquette after a death?
- Trust David?
- When being a solicitor isn’t that useful
- What’s not grown up about All Things Bright and Beautiful?
Elizabeth can’t really have everything she’d like …
Usha’s round seeing Elizabeth, and seems to be making way headway in encouraging Elizabeth to talk more.
[Elizabeth] “It’s so unreal Usha … how can I be planning Nigel’s funeral. It can’t be right. We should have had years and years together”
Helping Elizabeth work on the service for Nigel’s funeral:
[Usha] “Elizabeth – you can have everything you like”
Well, I know what you mean Usha, but Elizabeth can’t quite have everything …
When Shula met Usha
You could hear the crackle of frost …
But, just as Usha was about to leave, Shula asked her to stay.
Shula was aware that Elizabeth had opened up to Usha (as she’s a friend, rather than a family member), and was asking if there was anything she should know.
And Shula asked nicely. And purely out of concern for Elizabeth. Plus she even made sure that Usha knew she wasn’t asking her to betray any confidences.
The only alluding to their ‘differences’ (well – Shula’s issues with Usha) was a bit of a subtle one from Usha:
[Usha] “I wasn’t much help with the hymns … that’s still a bit of a stumbling block, I’m afraid …”
Interesting.
Shall we soon see Shula back at St Stephen’s every Sunday?
Email etiquette after a death?
That’s a tough one.
David’s got the fairly horrific task of going through all of Nigel’s new emails.
Problem is – who already knows – doesn’t know – should be called to be told – should just be emailed to be told???
Difficult.
Trust David?
With Lower Loxley opening tomorrow, Elizabeth’s stressing that David and Lewis won’t have done everything right.
[David] “I’ll do it. Elizabeth please. Trust me”
I suppose David can be trusted to be organised enough to run the business.
Just a shame he can’t be trusted not to make the daft idea of going up onto a roof. In the dark. While it’s frosty …
When being a solicitor isn’t that useful
Bless Usha for offering, but the law is an ass when it comes to farming …
What’s not grown up about All Things Bright and Beautiful?
I know it’s more of a children’s hymn – but I think it would have been perfectly apt for Nigel.
- Jill gets a result
- The slow dance of Jolene and Kenton
- Dismissed by Elizabeth
- Is there anyone not feeling guilty?
- That’s why she’s Saint Shula
Jill gets a result
That’s the thing with Jill. She’s generally right.
It felt a bit too soon to me too, but Jill was insistent with Elizabeth that the kids should go back to school on Monday.
Elizabeth isn’t ready, but Jill wants thinks it:
[Jill] “might help to have something normal … take their mind of it”
[Elizabeth] ““Normal? How can anything be normal? … I wish I could forget, just for a second.”
But Jill also thinks I’d help Elizabeth if she had time to herself.
[Jill] “off to school, then you can cry, scream, whatever you want”
I’m not too sure if Elizabeth was just too tired to argue, but she agrees.
Mum does know best.
The slow dance of Jolene and Kenton
Jolene has sent a card to Elizabeth, and Kenton was very touched that she also send him a card.
It must be tough for him. The best friend isn’t really the focal point after a death
[Kenton] “Jolene, who is going to make me laugh now, eh?”
[Kenton] “All those miserable so-and-sos that there are in the world, and God takes the funny ones”
Jolene agreed, as she missed Sid for the same reason (eh? Sid, funny? I can only assume she meant funny peculiar, than funny ha ha)
Later on, Jolene bumps into Kenton again.
He finally speaks about the fact that it was his idea to put the banner up in the first place. So he thinks it was his fault.
[Jolene] “If you think like that, it’ll drive you crazy … all this guilt, it’s no use to anybody”
Actually – I think Kenton does have a point.
It was his idea. It was his knot that Nigel couldn’t undo. If he hadn’t been busy at Jaxx the next day, the banner would have never come to mind that night. And if he had gone up rather than David, he’d have sorted his own knot.
BUT. I’m not saying it is his fault. Just that I can see why he has more right to feel guilty than many.
Anyway, so off Jolene and Kenton trotted for a wee walk up Lakey Hill.
Where many a mickle has made a muckle …
Dismissed by Elizabeth
Jill had called a family meeting, but Elizabeth interrupted it (while supposed to be having a rest) and sent them all packing.
She wasn’t aggressive about it. She just wanted to have some time to herself with her kids. And for everyone else to get a break from her, plus spend time at their own homes.
Elizabeth has even called Alan to arrange the funeral.
Progress already?
Is there anyone not feeling guilty?
Kenton – because he suggested the banner in the first place
David – because he insisted they went up on the roof that night
And now Ruth:
[Ruth] “my very first thought … thank god it wasn’t David … how do you make it makes me feel that I could be so selfish?”
Ruth also feels guilty that it’s David supporting Elizabeth when he’s also going through immense grief and guilt.
(from previous days, we can also add:
Helen - feels guilty for being happy about Harry
Pat – ditto
Pip – for also being thankful it wasn’t David)
Mass suicide pact in Ambridge?
That’s why she’s Saint Shula
After Elizabeth had told everyone to leave, she was confused to find Shula in her kitchen, getting lunch ready.
Shula knows what Elizabeth’s going through – and also knows her sister too well.
[Shula] “…I remember doing exactly the same thing when mark died … i thought it’d be alright, but I wasn’t”
[Elizabeth]
“It took every ounce of courage I possessed to ring Alan.
“To say the words … just a word, how will I deal with the reality?
“ … I don’t know how to deal with the pain, the emptiness., I feel like I’m falling into a black hole ...
“ I don’t know how to carry on without Nigel.
I don’t think I can do it”
Add to that Elizabeth also feels she’s dragging the kids down with her, and we have a very frightening set of emotions.
But, Shula wouldn’t let that happen. As she showed today, she’s not going to let Elizabeth fall too far – and she has the experience which really matters.
As much as Saint Shula was named for her rather odious sense of righteousness, I suppose we can also give her the title for being rather wonderful in this crisis.
And the saddest thing … it normally have been Nigel hiring in harpists to cheer Elizabeth up.
*sniff*
- Pondering The Archers: One whole year
- Does Bridge Farm do sick pay?
- “Babies can bring a family together, if you’re lucky
- “She’s still so grateful …”
- “He was such a nice man”
- Dioecious
- Tony’s a man obsessed
- Not the bloomin’ yard tractor!
- Who does Henry look like?
- Shula reveals herself to Jim!
- Jim jumps off to the Druids
Pondering The Archers: One whole year
I wrote a blog about the episode of The Archers which went out on the 6th of January, 2010.
One year on – I’ve now posted my ponderings on each and every recording of The Archers, from Jan 6th 2010 to Jan 6th 2011.
I often tell folks that I started the blog to save my partner from having to hear me prattle on about the events in Ambridge. Which I think that was the reason, but I also think that this has been a lot of effort, when I could have just phoned one of my friends (who are Ambridge eavesdroppers). Or, I could have just tweeted about it. Gone onto Facebook. Or the BBC’s message board.
(No – scratch that last one. Even now, I still think the folks on those message boards are a bit too angry)
Maybe it’s been more about The Archers than it has been about me.
Maybe the reason I started blogging is the same reason why millions of us tune in to hear the secret recordings of Ambridge.
It’s probably the same reason why I can’t explain why I like The Archers so much.
Why I spend time after each episode blogging (often with a glass of cider – hence the spelling mistakes …).
Why I want to go to The Bull for a G&T with Lillian, and out on the proper Raz with Jazzer.
Why I wanted to take a contract out on Jude.
Why I fumed at Kenton and Kathy for continually shouting.
Why I was delighted with Alice and Chris for marrying (hurrah to Susan Vs Jennifer!)
Why I adore Ian so much, and loathe Tom ...
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Why I had to sit quietly for a while as Jill realised Phil had died …
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Why I actually bellowed as Nigel screamed in terror as he fell off Lower Loxley’s roof …
(and I could go on and on).
Why?
I think, therefore I Ambridge*
Cheers for reading!
Does Bridge Farm do sick pay?
Clarrie’s over for a cup of tea and a chatter with Pat.
We haven’t heard from Clarrie since before Christmas, but her hand is a lot better (though not totally mended), and she sounds keen to get back to work.
I wonder if that is out of concern for Pat’s workloads, or whether it’s because Bridge Farm doesn’t do sick pay?
“Babies can bring a family together, if you’re lucky”
[Pat] “Turned out for the best … where’s Tony’s concerned, certainly … you know he had his doubts … but now he could be happier. And he’s completed besotted by the baby … he and Helen are getting on so well”
[Clarrie] “Babies can bring a family together, if you’re lucky”
Oh dear. Sounds like there’s disquiet in the Grundy household.
It seems Clarrie’s hardly seen anything of Emma in the last wee while.
Despite Clarrie being one hand down. And despite Emma being pregnant with Ed’s child.
Clarrie may be a nice lady, but I really wouldn’t annoy her again if I was Emma. She can be quite protective of her grandkids, as well as her sons, I reckon.
“She’s still so grateful …”
Did anyone else hear anything odd in Pat saying about Helen:
[Pat] “She’s still so grateful he’s here and safe and healthy”
Note the word ‘still’.
Does that mean, anytime now, Helen will get over the sheer relief of Henry being okay, and revert back to Hellin?
I hope not. I’ve spent the last few days telling everyone ‘I told you Helen wasn’t that bad’.
Don’t let me down now!
“He was such a nice man”
Well said Clarrie.
Pat’s feeling as much guilt as Helen does – over feeling so happy when there’s also a huge sadness in Ambridge.
I don’t think that can be helped.
Still, at least Eddie’s in Clarrie’s good books for taking the time to chat to Freddie especially, as Clarrie said, when so many people avoid the kids as they don’t know how to handle the situation.
A friendship formed as rats. Lovely.
Dioecious
You just know that when Joe Grundy starts using big words, Jim’s been involved in one way or another.
Joe’s out with (a very reluctant) Eddie, trying to fell ‘grow your own mistletoe’ kits.
Eddie doesn’t buy it. He can’t think of why anyone would want to grow their own. And if they did – it’d then cut into his own mistletoe supply business.
[Joe] “Oh, it’ll take years before that happens, I’ll be long gone”
[Eddie] “Oh thanks, ruin my business from beyond the grave, why don’t you!”
Joe then went onto explain the snazzy part of this scam.
Mistletoe is a Dioecious plant, which means (I have just found out), a plant which has separate male and female plants.
Which means it’s incredibly hard to grow.
(For some reason, Eddie finds the discussion about the male and female reproductive organs disgusting. Not prudish, are we Eddie?)
But, Eddie thinks that if no-one really has a chance of growing their own, he and Joe will have even less chance of selling them in the first place.
So, Joe reckons they admit it’s a “gamble” to prospective buyers, cut the price accordingly (to £5)
[Joe] “If there’s one thing that people like is as bargain, almost as much as a gamble … don’t you think are plenty of gullible idiots in grange spinney, as I do!”
But alas, dear Joe – he was wrong.
While blaming Eddie for not selling hard enough:
[Joe] “Folks could tell you got no faith in the product”
Joe also accepts that folks were put off by the fact that these kits were not a very exciting opportunity.
I blame Jim entirely. It was Jim that helped Joe check the internet for mistletoe information, so him that put Dioecious in Joe’s head in the first place.
And if it hadn’t been in Joe’s head, he wouldn’t have mentioned it to Eddie.
Which would have avoided them basically trying to sell something which they were also admitting probably would work.
And really – would it have mattered if they’d sold all those “gullible idiots” a dud product? Or are Joe and Eddie now taking Customer Relationship Management seriously …
Tony’s a man obsessed
We all think would happen when Tony first saw Helen’s baby – and right enough, the wee blighter has melted Tony.
But it does sound like Tony is now taking it too far:
[Tony] “I am a bit obsessed .. he is the most beautiful baby in the world”
Of course, he loves his first grandson, but his over-exuberance is also in-part due to guilt.
[Tony] “Pat, I’m sorry. What I put you through when Helen was pregnant”
[Pat] “You were entitled to you own opinion”
[Tony]
“I can’t think why made such a fuss about it now …
“When we were driving here on Sunday when I thought I might lose her and the baby, when I thought her dying memoires of me might be the arguments, and the coldness and my stupid stupid pride …
“what did it matter whether I was right or not?
“ How could I let things get so bad between me and my own daughter. I loved her. That was all that mattered”
[Pat] “The look on your face when you saw Henry … that was enough for her”
So, it would seem all’s well that ends well, with that side of the Archer clan.
Oh, wait a minute.
Was that a mention of a tractor …
Not the bloomin’ yard tractor!
I was about to throw something at my radio when Tony mentioned that the yard tractor was broken again … but it’s okay:
[Tony] “Oh, bother the yard tractor. Let it rust!”
Phew!
Who does Henry look like?
[Tony to Clarrie] “You think he looks like anyone?”
[Pat] “The right answer to that is - yes Tony, he’s got your nose “
I wonder.
Will we have the modern day equivalent of the search for Adam’s father – by folks trying to work out who he looked like?
That’ll be a job and a half. Surely it could be at least a few hundred local men?
We might just have to wait until Henry turns 18.
Shula reveals herself to Jim!
Well, not quite. But sort of:
[Jim] “Shula’s been a revelation to me … so strong for everyone else … I can see why Alistair married her now”
[Clarrie] “She is being brave … perhaps you don’t this, but she used to go out with Nigel”
[Jim] “Did She? Good heavens. All the more credit to her. They are quite a remarkable family”
As much as Jim can be a pompous irritant, he also often comes out with the most generous of statements.
Jim jumps off to the Druids
Back off to Jim and his “net” after his first failed attempt at selling Mistletoe kits, Joe’s at first perplexed to be getting a lecture about Druids
Seemingly, Mistletoe was important to Druids.
The Romans had problems when confronted with the magic and mystery of Druids.
[Jim] “It was said the chief Druid could fly”
[Joe] “They the ones that dresses up in white and dances round Stonehenge, is it?”
[Jim] “Oh Joe, there’s so much more to them than that. They have much to teach us”
[Joe] “Like how to fly?”
(*snort!*)
Just as Joe was about to lose the will to live, he’s perked up by Jim’s mention that Druid’s has rituals to make mistletoe grow, because it was sacred to them.
So we can now expect Joe to be outside in the freezing cold, dressed in one of Clarrie’s old frocks, chanting to his mistletoe kits.
Ah well. At least it get’s him out the house.
*which I am happy to admit is the quote from an Archers Addict mug, still available to purchase from them online.
- Alan Franks is a wonderful man
- Happy Nigel memories
- Is that Helen?
- The funeral’s Thursday week
- “I like being alive. It suits me”
- Is does sound like Helen …
Alan Franks is a wonderful man
I always forget just how caring, understanding and humble Alan always is.
Talking to Jill about her concerns over Liz’s reaction (or seeming lack of) to Nigel’s death
[Jill] “I don’t understand it. When Phil died, I was focused on the funeral … it seemed so important to give him a good send off. To celebrate his life”
[Alan] “But these are very different circumstances, Jill”
[Jill] “She’s frozen. She hasn’t even cried yet”
[Alan] “Some people don’t. That comes later. Sounds like she’s still in shock”
[Jill] “Yes … she just stares into space a lot of the time”
[Alan] “What do you think she sees?”
[Jill] “Well I’m afraid … I think it might be Nigel …when she rushed out after he fell …”
So while Elizabeth is stuck in a horrific loop of seeing Nigel after he fell, she can’t really react to anything else. Although she wants the children close by, she’s confusing them with also not being able to respond in the way they’d expect.
But, the kids do have Jill, and the rest of the Archer clan to look out for them.
Shula went round and told everyone that Nigel had died – despite her once having been his girlfriend
Kenton’s being great with the kids, making them laugh – despite Nigel being his best friend.
They all seem to be working through their grief by taking responsibilities that Elizabeth just isn’t up to.
[Jill] “And David. He’s just quietly doing all the things that need doing that people haven’t thought about. Or don’t want to think about … arranged for the area where Nigel fell to be … cleaned”
The guilt and grief David must be feeling must be horrendous.
Happy Nigel memories
[Jill] “ …Shula brought him home and he was wearing his gorilla suit …he used to tease me that I said to him, ‘Nigel, wouldn’t you be more comfortable if you took you head off’?”
[Alan] “He was a funny guy”
[Jill] “But always kind, thoughtful, full of life. Always looking forward to the next good thing”
And that’s why we’ll miss him, ever so,
Is that Helen?
Cripes – is this the dawning of the age of the Happy Helen?!?
Hurrah! It only took 30 odd years …
I was a bit suspect that Helen offered for Ian to hold Henry, and then didn’t seemed over anxious about he wouldn’t be careful.
Despite that being a given, Helen would have normally given him a 10 part lesson on how to hold a baby, before he even managed to get anywhere near Henry.
And what’s this? Helen apologising without being prompted?
[Helen] “You’ve been so thoughtful … kind and patient. It can’t have been easy. After all I put everyone through …”
[Ian] “It was a tough time for you”
[Helen] “And I made it tougher. Some on Ian admit it. I was a madwoman”
[Ian] “Well, perhaps a bit .. challenging”
[Helen] “I don’t know how you all out up with me … such a control freak!”
[Ian] “Ah, look there’s nothing wrong with knowing what you want”
[Helen] “Perhaps not, but when you start telling other people what they want to … I was such a know-it all”
That’s utterly amazing.
Helen has finally realised that there are more important things to life than being in control.
I think it’s a bit extreme having to have a baby to learn that, but different strokes, an’ all that.
The funeral’s Thursday week
at Loxley Barrett.
(although it doesn’t sound like Elizabeth was really aware of what she was agreeing to).
I am a bit surprised to hear that Elizabeth and Nigel didn’t ever discuss what they wanted for their funerals (I thought all couples did that?!?). All Elizabeth knows is that he’d want to be buried with his ancestors.
Well, at least she does have Alan doing the service.
“I like being alive. It suits me”
Just when I thought I might get through this episode without even the slightest of tears …
[Elizabeth]
“It’s just … Nigel was so full of life.
“This Autumn, we took the children up to the tree top walk … it was a beautiful sunny day. The colours were lovely.
“Nigel took this great breath of fresh air, and said: ‘you know Lizzie, I like being alive. It suits me …’
“I don’t understand he’s dead … I know he is … I saw him … I saw his body … but that’s all it was. He wasn’t there anymore.
“But I feel him. I feel his presence so strongly like he’s just left the room, and if I could get there quickly enough …”
[Alan] “You could just catch up with him. Yes, I remember”
Alan lost his wife to cancer, when Amy was only 6. Elizabeth starts to apologise for bringing back all those memories for him:
[Alan] “It’s alright. It’s okay for me. Now. I can’t say that that happened very fast…”
On Elizabeth asking Alan what he said to Amy:
[Alan] “I told her, her mummy had gone. She wasn’t in this world with us any longer. And she never would be again … but that didn’t mean she’d stop loving Amy, and it never would, and it doesn’t … love doesn’t die”
Truly a wonderful man, is that Alan.
Is does sound like Helen …
And just to prove that Helen’s change of attitude wasn’t just a one off – she’s now absolutely fine about having to go home, leaving Henry still in hospital.
Don’t read that as Helen not caring – she does, ever so – and will be sad to be going home alone for a bit – but she knows he’s in the best place for him. He still has to catch-up, after being born early.
Brenda and Ian are stunned!
[Brenda] “I can’t believe how calm she was. It’s such a big thing having to leave Henry behind”
[Ian] “Oh, it’d break my heart”
[Brenda] “She seems to be taking it in her stride”
It is hard to believe, but Helen accepts that the doctors and nurses know what they’re doing. And that she doesn’t need to watch their every move. Or tell them what to do. Or look up what they could be doing better on the internet … “she just trusts them to get on with it”
[Brenda] “Helen doesn’t usually trust anyone
[Ian] “It seems that as long as she can be with him, that’s all that matters”
“And this calm serene woman masquerading as Helen Archer … I know what it is .. she’s happy!”
My. Giddy. Aunt.
Who’d ever have thought it could happen.
I am absolutely overjoyed. After having to defend Helen for such a long time (without really being able to explain why), she comes good.
Of course, I am assuming this will last …
- Has Adam been in the lambing shed all that time?
- “Helen’s a different woman”
- “Life has to go on”
- Should Lower Loxley re-open?
- David refuses Kenton’s help
- Health & Safety are on their way
- Not just an excuse to get out of exams?
Has Adam been in the lambing shed all that time?
Last time we heard from him (on the 27th), he’d been let out of the shed to go to his own party. But looks like that was his only respite.
Probably best he just stays there. Ian has some serious baby ‘cooing’ to do with Helen.
“Helen’s a different woman”
Says Adam, according to Ian.
We’ll be the judge of that. Time will tell.
“Life has to go on”
Nigel is barely dead, and Brian is already blustering around, trying to get everyone back to normality(/work).
BUT, to be fair to Brian, he did then go round to Brookfield to “offer services” to Ruth.
Which was a very generous offer, considering he due to go to his Conference today, and he has extra work to do with Adam during lambing.
Ruth did protest that she was coping by herself (with David being at Lower Loxley)
[Ruth] “I just need to get my head round David not being here”
But Brian was horrified to hear that no-one else to help out full-time. Eddie has other work to do, Pip has her exams and Bert … well, is Bert.
So Brian’s rolling up his sleeves to get his hands dirty again.
An act worthy of our Nigel.
Should Lower Loxley re-open?
They’ve closed this week, but Lewis and David are planning to re-open again next week, as they have conferences booked.
Their reasoning is that this is not an economic climate that will be forgiving of cancellations. And they don’t want Elizabeth to go bankrupt.
As much as I think it’s very harsh opening so soon (on everyone), I can see their point. Money doesn’t care about personal tragedy – and bills don’t get paid through understanding.
Like it or not – every penny counts.
Health & Safety are on their way
Which is quick, but it was “a fatal accident on business premises”.
Oh dear. Just imagine the paperwork that will require.
David refuses Kenton’s help
And actually gets quite angry with him.
David doesn’t seem to think Kenton will be any use in helping to run Lower Loxley. It’s only himself and Lewis that can cope.
Of course, it sounds like it’s David’s guilt rather than his common sense talking.
[David] “She (Elizabeth) is my priority, Kenton”
And who can blame him. He was there as Nigel fell, and he’s Elizabeth’s big brother. Where else would he want to be but at Lower Loxley, doing his everything to make sure Elizabeth doesn’t have to cope alone.
(actually, I’m sure David would rather be anywhere else, but you know what I mean).
Our Kenton (often utterly feckless) doesn’t seem to get the message that David needs to do this himself, so David has to shout it at him:
(As Kenton states he can cope with the Health and Safety checks)
[David] “Could you!?! Could you take them up on the roof … could you show them the exact spot where Nigel was when he fell, and how he got there, and how it happened, and how you couldn’t stop it. Could you do that!”
[Kenton, finally getting the point] “No I couldn’t. I’m sorry mate …”
Not just an excuse to get out of exams?
Pip wants to do more at Brookfield so that David can be at Lower Loxley, and she wants to help Elizabeth any way she can.
Even though it’d mean not revising properly for her exams … hmmmm ….
I am being harsh.
Elizabeth was (quite bizarrely) involved when David and Pip fell out over Jude, so Pip will feel she should also be there for her Aunt.
And of course, she’ll be upset over Nigel dying in her own right.
AND, if that wasn’t enough,. Nigel dying also made Pip think of David dying:
[Pip, while crying] “Because if it had been you … if you had been the one who had slipped … I’d never have a chance to say sorry for everything I’ve put you through … I’d never have a chance to make it right”
I suppose death does make us appreciate the ones we love eve more – but someone really needs to tell Pip that she’s really not been that bad a daughter.
Apart from her horrific taste in boyfriends, she’s been quite a teenage saint.
- Shula breaks the news about Nigel
- “It was so sudden”
- Tony tries to protect Helen
- Jill’s a mum again
- Elizabeth is in “another place”
- Inheritance row? Ellen and Camilla …
- Shula and Mark
- As an aside …
Shula breaks the news about Nigel
I think we can all remember a time when someone has told us devastating news. And how this sudden awareness seemed to instantaneously rip away the world we know, even if it had been a happy one.
I am often cynical about Ambridge, but it was heart-breaking to hear Tony so happy and proud when Shula was standing there, waiting for a moment to tell Tony about Nigel’s death.
Indeed, Shula was the first person to tell us all about Nigel’s death. While there had been some rumours that he may have survived, Shula dashed all of those:
[Shula] “Tony, I’ve got something to tell you first. Oh … I’m so sorry. Especially at this time. I’ve got some dreadful news … it’s Nigel … he’s dead …”
“It was so sudden”
Explaining to Tony and Pat (between crying) what had happened to Nigel, Shula recounted:
[Tony] “I don’t understand. What was he doing on the roof? … David saw him fall?”
[Shula] “Yes. He tried to get to him but it was so sudden”
After Nigel had fallen, David ran downstairs to tell everyone there had been an accident, on his way to actually get to Nigel.
So David not only had to watch Nigel fall and hear that scream, he was also the one who found him.
[Shula] “But the terrible thing is … it all happened so fast … we couldn’t stop Elizabeth going out there … and then we couldn’t get her away from him”
(which, for me, is one of the most poignant images of Elizabeth in her grief)
Tony tries to protect Helen
Shula was very aware that she was a bearer of horrific news, to the side of the Archers clan that was in a state of utter joy.
[Shula] “I’m so sorry to bring such terrible news when you’re so happy”
Of course dismissing her apologies, Pat and Tony had to then break the news to Helen.
[Pat] “Oh Tony … what a tragedy … Peggy is going to be so upset … whatever are we going to say to Helen? … she’s so happy … I can’t bear of ruining that”
Tony did try hard to find a way of prolonging Helen’s ignorance of Nigel’s death, but Pat was right that she needed to be told before someone else (mistakenly) mentioned it.
[Helen, on why she doesn’t hurt too much after her operation] “Maybe it’s because I’m so happy … and you are too, aren’t you? You just seem so subdued …”
[Tony] “I’m afraid we’d got some rather sad news … it’s Nigel, he’s had an accident …”
[Pat] “I’m afraid, he’s dead, Helen”
[Helen] “Nigel – he’s dead??? I can’t believe it … poor Elizabeth … and the children … they must be devastated”
[Tony] “It’s terrible spoiling your happiness …”
[Helen] “No. I’m so lucky. It just doesn’t seem fair.”
[Tony] “No. You deserve to be happy. It’s wonderful to see”
[Helen] “Oh dad. Could you, very carefully, give me a hug please …”
I know it’s always cat amongst pigeons time to talk about Helen and say anything other than she’s a self-obsessed, controlling horror BUT the above exchange was, for me, Helen at her most sensitive.
Genuinely upset. Feeling guilty that she’s happy while others are suffering. And also looking out for her dad.
I don’t think that hug was just for her own benefit.
Jill’s a mum again
Just as Helen becomes a mum for the first time, Jill becomes the central point for her shattered family.
Between trying to get David to eat, forcing Shula out of the kitchen, and keeping a close watch over Elizabeth, Jill reminded me of why she’s quite rightly always been seen as the Archers matriarch (following on from Doris).
And never was it more apparent than when an extremely traumatised David come out to speak to her after a long session with the Police:
[David] “I was the one who saw him mum. I know why it happened …”
[David] “… well it was hard to remember what happened before ... why we went up there … I just keep seeing the moment he fell … I just try to save him mummy … I didn’t … it happened so fast, I couldn’t stop him … do you think Elizabeth’s ever going to forgive me …?”
It probably looks odd seeing the word ‘mummy’ typed. If you haven’t already – just listen to David saying it himself.
Elizabeth is in “another place”
Elizabeth is being seen to cope, but Jill’s not convinced.
[Jill] “She’s being very calm. Factual. I think that’s worse, really”
Avoiding all talk of the post-mortem (this Wednesday), inquest (again Wednesday, but likely to be adjourned) and funerals. Elizabeth is focusing on her children (when she’s not just sitting, staring into space)
[Jill] “The twins don’t really understand – all they can see that something really terrible has happened to their mother”
[Jill] “Frankly David, I don’t think she notices who is with her. Unless it’s the children. She’s in another place”
David’s obviously feeling incredibly uncomfortable about being around Elizabeth, as he’s obviously worried she blames him and doesn’t feel he can be of any use to her. Not that she’s actually said such. As yet.
Inheritance row? Ellen and Camilla …
… are on their way.
Ellen is Nigel’s aunt (Julia’s sister, of ‘she’s no lady’ fame) and Camilla is Nigel’s sister.
Camilla got most of the Pargetter hard cash last time – will she now want the bricks and mortar?
Shula and Mark
As the residents rally round to support each other - Eddie, Bert and Pip are looking after Ruth – and Alan is expected to be of particular support to Elizabeth (as his wife Catherine dies of cancer when Amy was young), Shula briefly touches on her own pain.
[Shula] “I remember when I found out when I was pregnant after Mark died … that baby, it seemed like it was all I had left to hold onto”
This too, shall pass.
As an aside …
After having pondered this since yesterday’s ‘shocker’, I must admit to feeling a bit foolish for falling for the hype.
After all – man falls off a roof, woman has a baby – is hardly of tram proportions.
But, that is the joy of The Archers.
Nigel’s death won’t be forgotten with a few days. Weeks. Months. Or even years. That’s just not Ambridge works.
So, although yesterday didn’t exactly ‘shake the core’ as one would expect of soap operas (which of course, The Archers is not), the core has indeed been changed forever. And it was all perfectly in-tune with the Ambridge ambiance.
I cried yesterday. I cried today. But, I would have done so even without the weeks of build-up from the BBC, and speculation from us eavesdroppers.
So while the hype has left a few of us feeling a bit “used and dirty” (@jamspangle), and while it may have attracted more listeners to The Archers (which is superb), the actual eavesdropping session was very Ambridge.
Now, if we can just stop the BBC from pretending they ‘make’ The Archers …
