Monday 31 October 2011

Ambridge Extra Tuesday 25th October 2011: Clive wants a bacon sarnie

(but Matt doesn’t offer)

  • Clive planned to bump into Emma and George
  • Matt’s plans for Clive
  • Daniel’s worried about Christine
  • If only Erin could hear Daniel as we can
  • What’s wrong with Shula?



Clive planned to bump into Emma and George

Which happened yesterday in Ambridge real time.

What’s his game?

Surely George isn’t worth a ransom note?


Matt’s plans for Clive

Don’t involve buying him a bacon sarnie. Even though he’s having one himself.

But they do involve a bit of dodgy dealing.

He wants Clive to register as self-employed and get his own tools. If he does, he won’t be turning over enough to be VAT registered.

Seems some bloke called Bernie can get Clive “gear out the back door”, so Clive won’t have to open a trade account.

So – Clive gets the stuff cheap, and Matt saves on both materials and VAT.

Clive – to himself - I know you was dirty, for all your flash suit and car – clever know, if it ever hits the fan, could say knew nothing

I think Matt’s underestimating Clive.

It’ll end in tears.

Especially as Bernie don’t do boilers …


Daniel’s worried about Christine

Which is more about Clive than Christine. He must be thinking that if Christine has got Jim in, he should also be worried for his mum. His dad. Himself. The horses …


If only Erin could hear Daniel as we can

Seems Erin has split up with Raife. He was sometimes too macho with his whole rugby thing. And he often got jealous about other boys.

Like Daniel.

Daniel - to himself - boo-ya , split up because of me!

But – seems Raife actually he dumped Erin.

[Daniel] “how do you feel about it?”

Very smooth, Daniel. Erin now reckons you’re a caring type of a chap with no agenda.

Lucky she doesn’t eavesdropping in with the rest of us.


What’s wrong with Shula?

Has she forgotten what she was like when she was a youngster?

She wants Daniel to invite Erin round for tea.

He’s quite right that it’s boyfriends who generally invite girls round to tea with their parents.

Why is Shula so keen for Erin to be a fully-fledged girlfriend?

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